goatless-goatherd
@pippin.bsky.social
Mercury's in Gatorade and my cats are in alignment. What does this mean for the apple harvest?
September 9, 2023 at 8:27 PM
Mercury's in Gatorade and my cats are in alignment. What does this mean for the apple harvest?
Circle them wagons
August 10, 2023 at 1:19 AM
Circle them wagons
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*goes back in time*
*goes forward in time*
*goes back in time*
*goes forward in time*
*goes back in time*
*goes forward in time*
- parallel parking a time machine
*goes forward in time*
*goes back in time*
*goes forward in time*
*goes back in time*
*goes forward in time*
- parallel parking a time machine
August 5, 2023 at 6:18 PM
*goes back in time*
*goes forward in time*
*goes back in time*
*goes forward in time*
*goes back in time*
*goes forward in time*
- parallel parking a time machine
*goes forward in time*
*goes back in time*
*goes forward in time*
*goes back in time*
*goes forward in time*
- parallel parking a time machine
The flute is canonically trans because it's somehow a woodwind
July 30, 2023 at 8:49 PM
The flute is canonically trans because it's somehow a woodwind
Keebler was a very very good boy
July 30, 2023 at 8:43 PM
Keebler was a very very good boy
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Holy fanfic Batman!
I have feelings about good omens 2
I have feelings about good omens 2
July 29, 2023 at 3:14 AM
Holy fanfic Batman!
I have feelings about good omens 2
I have feelings about good omens 2
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You'd *think* this would just be engagement bait until someone spends 45 minutes digging in their heels about it at a party ...
Tipping should be illegal that's why I never do it
July 8, 2023 at 9:38 PM
You'd *think* this would just be engagement bait until someone spends 45 minutes digging in their heels about it at a party ...
I bought a polo shirt to dress business casual. But now I just look like the "fun" kind of religious homeschooler.
June 29, 2023 at 5:36 PM
I bought a polo shirt to dress business casual. But now I just look like the "fun" kind of religious homeschooler.
Nearly 200,000 bluesky users and not a braincell between us.
June 26, 2023 at 5:13 PM
Nearly 200,000 bluesky users and not a braincell between us.
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the bottoms meet at the topless bar
June 25, 2023 at 10:45 PM
the bottoms meet at the topless bar
@felicityflex.bsky.social T4T Hallmark movie about a trans femme from the city that goes home to her small town for Christmas and falls in love with a soft boi from the country ends with a gay urban farm.
Call it Felicity navidad
Call it Felicity navidad
June 25, 2023 at 6:13 PM
@felicityflex.bsky.social T4T Hallmark movie about a trans femme from the city that goes home to her small town for Christmas and falls in love with a soft boi from the country ends with a gay urban farm.
Call it Felicity navidad
Call it Felicity navidad
I need a bop-it, but it's cbt
June 24, 2023 at 6:42 PM
I need a bop-it, but it's cbt
Lesbian sex is just putting your nipples together and whoever's biggest is the winner
June 24, 2023 at 6:35 PM
Lesbian sex is just putting your nipples together and whoever's biggest is the winner
The wind is so homophobic right now. Blowing a storm in on pride (straight)
June 24, 2023 at 4:56 PM
The wind is so homophobic right now. Blowing a storm in on pride (straight)
Smol cat and his patch of grass
June 22, 2023 at 5:23 AM
Smol cat and his patch of grass
Welcoming new users to Bluesky like
June 22, 2023 at 4:31 AM
How many birds can fit in a suitcase?
And how many birds can you release in an airport before you're on the no fly list?
And how many birds can you release in an airport before you're on the no fly list?
June 22, 2023 at 4:29 AM
How many birds can fit in a suitcase?
And how many birds can you release in an airport before you're on the no fly list?
And how many birds can you release in an airport before you're on the no fly list?