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We apologize to anyone frightened by "The New Panda Experience" but tariffs messed up delivery and we didn't want to disappoint the children.
April 23, 2025 at 10:02 PM
We apologize to anyone frightened by "The New Panda Experience" but tariffs messed up delivery and we didn't want to disappoint the children.
You get to be an animorph but only the bugs
May 2, 2025 at 3:15 AM
You get to be an animorph but only the bugs
Hello,
I hope this email finds you well,
Bababooey.
Sincerely,
I hope this email finds you well,
Bababooey.
Sincerely,
April 30, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Hello,
I hope this email finds you well,
Bababooey.
Sincerely,
I hope this email finds you well,
Bababooey.
Sincerely,
It’s unsettling when protein shake ads make it look like a yummy drink to enjoy instead of something you choke down as fast as possible.
April 25, 2025 at 6:07 PM
It’s unsettling when protein shake ads make it look like a yummy drink to enjoy instead of something you choke down as fast as possible.
Tis the season to walk by the bag of cadbury mini eggs 50 times a day, sneak one egg and think about how naughty you are for doing it
April 23, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Tis the season to walk by the bag of cadbury mini eggs 50 times a day, sneak one egg and think about how naughty you are for doing it
Gym goals? 6’5”, blue eyes, trust fund or just a big guy to treat me like an object
April 22, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Gym goals? 6’5”, blue eyes, trust fund or just a big guy to treat me like an object
Really proud of people that early vote. Me? I want to wait in a line during the work day and exercise my civic duty to not work (and vote).
April 22, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Really proud of people that early vote. Me? I want to wait in a line during the work day and exercise my civic duty to not work (and vote).
If dawn soap is good enough for ducks I don’t know why we don’t all use it as body wash
April 21, 2025 at 10:29 PM
If dawn soap is good enough for ducks I don’t know why we don’t all use it as body wash
If anyone asks where I am, tell them I’m disassociating with the gals at brunch on three brands of tranquilizers.
April 14, 2025 at 7:56 PM
If anyone asks where I am, tell them I’m disassociating with the gals at brunch on three brands of tranquilizers.
I was able to plug a USB in correctly the first time without flipping it around twice. Where’s my award?
April 7, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I was able to plug a USB in correctly the first time without flipping it around twice. Where’s my award?
This isn’t a haiku
It’s not a haiku at all in fact
It really isn’t one
It’s not a haiku at all in fact
It really isn’t one
March 28, 2025 at 2:03 AM
This isn’t a haiku
It’s not a haiku at all in fact
It really isn’t one
It’s not a haiku at all in fact
It really isn’t one
Chubby bunny but with spoons of mayo
March 27, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Chubby bunny but with spoons of mayo
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greek mythology had many gods and people were always trying to fight them. we need to get back to that
March 27, 2025 at 2:25 PM
greek mythology had many gods and people were always trying to fight them. we need to get back to that
Remember those nerds candy mcflurries that existed before I found out I was lactose intolerant? Me too, me too.
March 27, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Remember those nerds candy mcflurries that existed before I found out I was lactose intolerant? Me too, me too.
Is no one going to talk about how all the sound effects in Pokemon are just mouth sounds by some dude? The rotom phone is just some guy saying “bzzz”
March 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Is no one going to talk about how all the sound effects in Pokemon are just mouth sounds by some dude? The rotom phone is just some guy saying “bzzz”
The perfect food pairing is a main dish of tide pods, glass of liquid hand soap, and for dessert a dishwasher pod.
March 17, 2025 at 12:14 PM
The perfect food pairing is a main dish of tide pods, glass of liquid hand soap, and for dessert a dishwasher pod.
You can tell when a gay doesn’t have queer friends because they don’t have anyone to tell them things are cringe, and no one to encourage them to make bad life choices.
March 14, 2025 at 11:22 AM
You can tell when a gay doesn’t have queer friends because they don’t have anyone to tell them things are cringe, and no one to encourage them to make bad life choices.
If a cat makes biscuits what does a dog make
March 11, 2025 at 9:47 PM
If a cat makes biscuits what does a dog make
Mentally, Im still relaxing in bed ignoring the real world exists
March 5, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Mentally, Im still relaxing in bed ignoring the real world exists
Sending my kids to school with the body of christ lunchable
March 3, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Sending my kids to school with the body of christ lunchable
I’ll be able to die happy once the final chapter of Shrek drops in 2026
February 28, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I’ll be able to die happy once the final chapter of Shrek drops in 2026
Smash Mouth’s All Star is all I need on my ipod classic
February 26, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Smash Mouth’s All Star is all I need on my ipod classic
Be like my dog: falling face first into deep snow again and again for the pursuit of exploration.
February 21, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Be like my dog: falling face first into deep snow again and again for the pursuit of exploration.
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[At the gym, hanging around the squat rack]
"So dude, what's your PB? Crunchy or smooth?"
"So dude, what's your PB? Crunchy or smooth?"
February 19, 2025 at 11:12 PM
[At the gym, hanging around the squat rack]
"So dude, what's your PB? Crunchy or smooth?"
"So dude, what's your PB? Crunchy or smooth?"