Jordang
phonelife.bsky.social
Jordang
@phonelife.bsky.social
Blah blah blah, joke. 🏳️‍🌈
You get to be an animorph but only the bugs
May 2, 2025 at 3:15 AM
March 27, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Sending my kids to school with the body of christ lunchable
March 3, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I’ll be able to die happy once the final chapter of Shrek drops in 2026
February 28, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Mana potion
February 19, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Yeah I like playing mind games, I like
February 11, 2025 at 2:42 PM
People going crazy over the flare jeans Kendrick wore.

Im going crazy realizing I’m old enough that fashion from my childhood is back in cycle.
February 11, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I got that dog in me.
The dog:
February 5, 2025 at 10:08 PM
He’s laying on my leg, guess I can never move now
January 31, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Google home heard a coworker say something and decided to play this on full blast. It made my work day better, good job AI overlords. You win.
January 30, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Did Tinder just call me the f word? 🌈
January 30, 2025 at 2:40 AM
IT’S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-

(duel)
January 30, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Whenever I feel like a degenerate I remember I could be worse but I also need someone to paint my portrait.
January 30, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Im really glad Derek Zoolander is still getting booked for modeling gigs
#mtg #aetherdrift
January 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Who doesn’t love dance music and drag queens? Love coming out to support new queer events like KIKI Hamilton!
January 25, 2025 at 9:31 PM
That feeling when it gets warmer after a -24 degree wind chill day
January 23, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Has fashion gone too far?
January 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Just be a good person

Republicans: “Off with her head!”
January 22, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Had a great time watching all the teams at the @grandslamofcurling.bsky.social semi-finals last Saturday night! Humbled by the skill of the pros.
January 22, 2025 at 9:29 PM