I'd love to be a voice actor who plays fictional characters because it's perhaps the only profession you get to publicly roleplay as a cartoon character and be met with thunderous applause about it

Please help Nat she is a literal culture icon

I think the biggest goal of childcare is to turn them into gamers

Plural systems are content farms for funny discord screenshots first and people second btw/j

We've been mutuals for a while now and DM each other fairly often I can vouch for her %100

Please help Eslam out if you can she's very nice and deserves every bit of generosity you could give her

god should really bring back smiting imho

Say her name: Shatha al-Sabbagh, a 21-year-old journalism student and journalist. She was shot in the head in Jenin, in the West Bank of Palestine. Her family believes she was killed by the Palestinian Authority, which has been cracking down on dissidents & just banned Al Jazeera

Trans people: Don't forget to renew your drivers licenses this next couple of weeks.

Trump using RealID to target drivers licenses is a long shot, but better safe than sorry, and many states have renewal periods that go beyond his presidency.

you've heard of personal fbi agent now get ready for guy at the bank who is hired to judge all your transactions like girl you deposited this money a week ago why are you in such a hurry to purchase items with it? like some kind of criminal

whenever I make a bunch of purchases/transactions I get nervous like my bank is going to punish me for being too loose with my money or something

Friede being like hey random teenager can you program an app for me I'll pay you in exposure is so funny. Like you paid her for this right Friede? Right Friede????

Awful lotta my feed today is ALT-text-less.

Y'all, please put the effort in to do it. I know Bluesky's mainstream now, and mainstream folks won't lift a finger to help the disabled, but this is one of the cheapest and easiest ways to do it.

Especially if your image has text: use ALT text. Please.

Male feminists(tm) are so funny to me like ignoring that you compulsively reminded someone about their oppression on a joke post about cave paintings... sir... do you think that early civilizations had american democracy?

Cave guy who has only ever seen a bull: "getting some real inspiration to draw a bull rn"

leaving 2 star reviews on goodcaves

Me: Autism makes it difficult to imagine what others are thinking
Them: So you don’t understand why a person would cry
Me: It’s more like unspoken dress codes and expectations, or sussing out somebody’s ulterior motives
Them: So you didn’t give a shit when we lost Uncle Steve