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J. M. Johnson
@phlagm.bsky.social
Indie game developer. Professor of video game development. Former physicist. Cat dad. http://jeremymilesjohnson.com
Woo delayed onset black eye.
November 22, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Well I did my one rep max full body clench. I should be good for the gym for a while.

Also, I was hit by a car today.
November 20, 2025 at 7:25 PM
If any of your clothes are “tactical,” you’re LARPing
November 20, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back
November 15, 2025 at 9:10 AM
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Odd that the DoJ is opening an investigation into the Epstein files since they said in July that there was no client list and nothing to release.
November 15, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Student: “The two professors I talk to the most are you and *otherguy* When I ask you a question, *otherguy* gives one answer, and you give 50 answers.”
November 13, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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We don’t use generative AI at Strange Scaffold and I can confirm that a *lot* of other studios are not—whether indie or AAA.

Get outta here with this normalization bullshit.
November 12, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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I am relieved that the government shutdown is over because of my friends and relatives who were being hurt. I’m also fucking pissed and am definitely on the “primary those fuckers” train
November 11, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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A rare interview with the creators of the always-funny, always-brilliant, and *usually*-sexy—or occasionally anti-sexy—OGLAF!

Cooper has kept a low profile over the years, but is legitimately one of the very best artists in comics today. Read OGLAF if you're old enough to drive!
Talking Oglaf with Trudy Cooper and Doug Bayne: 'We'd stay up all night drawing stuff to make each other laugh' - The Comics Journal
Other than some time off every year for Christmas, Trudy Cooper and Doug Bayne have delivered a new Oglaf comic, skewering fantasy tropes with absolutely not safe for work humor, every week since 2008...
www.tcj.com
November 10, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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I think that all of us need to talk about how the Blender Foundation is hinting at adding AI integration to Blender in the future. Right now it's little more than proposition in their new Labs project, but that's the best time to catch it and make sure it doesn't grow into a reality.
November 9, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Dear everyone, that acronym for your new favorite thing is not as universally understood as you think it is.
November 8, 2025 at 2:59 PM
That shingles vaccine is no fucking joke. In every way. You gotta get it, because shingles is no joke, but also I got it 3 days ago and today is the first day where I feel crummy but am functional.
October 29, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Today’s Spelling Bee doesn’t recognize the word “nuclide”
October 29, 2025 at 11:35 AM
AI is for aspiring idea guys
October 27, 2025 at 12:54 PM
OMG! I just went to LinkedIn and there was no red splotch on my notifications!

Just kidding. You know that's impossible.
October 23, 2025 at 8:01 PM
It's a good day to give paper exams! (Glad I had already intended to do that, since Canvas has collapsed with AWS).
October 20, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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Did a new one
August 7, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I know I'm late to the party, but how about The Blue Prince, huh? I've only been playing it for a couple of days, but it's really started to take some interesting shape. Day 1 was like a slightly amusing escape room video game, but today was not that at all.
October 20, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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Two quick random fixes after hours tonight, dopresskit.com properly serves files again and the @thehabibis.show handle got revalidated. I also got the little music box tinkering project mostly working & my soldering is back up to par.

I think I've earned 30 minutes of Destiny.
presskit() - spend time making games, not press
presskit() (pronounced 'do presskit') is the completely free solution to fast, simple & beautiful press kits.
dopresskit.com
October 15, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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🚨It's happening!!🚨

Get in those random stage battle multiplayer queues and you might be playing Brütal Legend with @timoflegend.bsky.social today! May you enjoy many Brütal Victories!
Let us battle! #rocktober13 !!! 🤘🤘🤘
October 13, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I finally got around to watching Hereditary (which is awesome, btw) and I was like, “Oh hey, it’s that song from the Grand Tour series finale!”
October 13, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I can't believe that people think the thing that made this is fit to do someone's job:
October 8, 2025 at 10:26 PM