phish beefs
@phishbeefs.bsky.social
exploiting phan drama and entitlement since 2025
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phish beefs
@phishbeefs.bsky.social
· Mar 4
Shit will be posted. Feelings will be hurt. Snowflakes will melt. We will all block each other in the end. Satire is back like hippie crack and this is my balloon. You can't have a hit. I'm not even sorry. Get a job, wook. #phishbeefs
We simply aren't spending enough time on Bluesky. Are we?
October 25, 2025 at 5:14 PM
We simply aren't spending enough time on Bluesky. Are we?
The good ones were on a flight leaving New Jersey.
Boarding a flight to NJ. Literally could not be a worse group of people around me. Salad with raw onions. Full recline while boarding. Walking againt the flow.
Someone just boarded with a French bulldog. I loudly told the dog it’s my favorite person on the plane and everyone gave me dirty looks.
Someone just boarded with a French bulldog. I loudly told the dog it’s my favorite person on the plane and everyone gave me dirty looks.
October 23, 2025 at 11:55 PM
The good ones were on a flight leaving New Jersey.
Yes. #PhishBeefs #BadReviews
You brought bad reviews??
October 22, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Yes. #PhishBeefs #BadReviews
We're having a better time with our inflatable calculators. It's important to clean them right away afterwards. Dirty little things, they are.
October 14, 2025 at 4:58 AM
We're having a better time with our inflatable calculators. It's important to clean them right away afterwards. Dirty little things, they are.
We can't even rude right.
Rude better
October 14, 2025 at 4:51 AM
We can't even rude right.
Stop what your'e doin' cause we're about to ruin...
Humpty Hump
October 13, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Stop what your'e doin' cause we're about to ruin...
It's just a shot away. It's just a shot away.
Trey loves a tax shelter
October 13, 2025 at 1:47 AM
It's just a shot away. It's just a shot away.
We know.
Rude
October 13, 2025 at 1:45 AM
We know.
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Bold move, Goose—nothing says ‘chill vibes’ like spreading foie gras on a waffle cone and calling it dessert
Have you tried the band Goose's Ben and Jerry's ice cream flavor Goose Liver Pate? #phaidcontent #inphuencers
My favorite ice cream is Ben & Jerry’s Phish Food
October 13, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Bold move, Goose—nothing says ‘chill vibes’ like spreading foie gras on a waffle cone and calling it dessert
Delaware is canceled. Whole fucking state. It's just not woke enough to accommodate our massive virtue.
Phish is Phish for boomers. That’s why they had the fest in Delaware
October 13, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Delaware is canceled. Whole fucking state. It's just not woke enough to accommodate our massive virtue.
This is the emoji for we members of the #PhishBeefs corporate office post-coitus. We do our best but it just isn't good enough, hence the tears.
October 12, 2025 at 11:59 PM
This is the emoji for we members of the #PhishBeefs corporate office post-coitus. We do our best but it just isn't good enough, hence the tears.
Winner, winner. Chicken dinner.
October 12, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Winner, winner. Chicken dinner.
It is.
Sounds phishy to me.
October 12, 2025 at 11:54 PM
It is.
Comes with a lovely belt to tie off with.
October 12, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Comes with a lovely belt to tie off with.
Incorrect guesses only.
October 12, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Incorrect guesses only.
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Phish New Years at the panopticon would go crazy
October 12, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Phish New Years at the panopticon would go crazy
We know.
October 12, 2025 at 11:40 PM
We know.
Have you tried the band Goose's Ben and Jerry's ice cream flavor Goose Liver Pate? #phaidcontent #inphuencers
My favorite ice cream is Ben & Jerry’s Phish Food
October 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Have you tried the band Goose's Ben and Jerry's ice cream flavor Goose Liver Pate? #phaidcontent #inphuencers
Are we sure it's not Sqwerv? Are not listening to them right now on the band's Youtube page while they broadcast their concert in Louisville live at this moment?
October 12, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Are we sure it's not Sqwerv? Are not listening to them right now on the band's Youtube page while they broadcast their concert in Louisville live at this moment?
We could not agree more.
October 10, 2025 at 3:35 AM
We could not agree more.
Dr. Jack is so woke.
(From what we understand our previous statement is not remotely true)
(From what we understand our previous statement is not remotely true)
In honor of Tylenol being a trending topic for no good reason at all, I present Dr. Jack McConnell, who helped develop the drug, singing “Billy Bailey, Won’t You Please Come Home” with Phish:
October 10, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Dr. Jack is so woke.
(From what we understand our previous statement is not remotely true)
(From what we understand our previous statement is not remotely true)
We know.
I just cannot get into these guys. I've tried, lord knows I've tried. Saw them last year at PNC in NJ. My wife loves em, but they just sound like corportized/sterile Phish. Why choose that when I can listen to ... Phish? Excellent musicians/vocalists. But too Phishy for my tastes.
October 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
We know.