Bluesky Chop
@chopaganda.bsky.social
This isn’t who it would be if it wasn’t who it is. You gotta go down if you want to get up.
This is the Bluesky Edition of Chop. The OG Chop is still here - https://bsky.app/profile/chopaganda.shakedown.social.ap.brid.gy
This is the Bluesky Edition of Chop. The OG Chop is still here - https://bsky.app/profile/chopaganda.shakedown.social.ap.brid.gy
I’m sure Larry Ellison will handle this data with the utmost integrity.
Kind of scary, actually. While I don’t post on TT, I love mindlessly scrolling it.
Kind of scary, actually. While I don’t post on TT, I love mindlessly scrolling it.
January 24, 2026 at 4:51 PM
I’m sure Larry Ellison will handle this data with the utmost integrity.
Kind of scary, actually. While I don’t post on TT, I love mindlessly scrolling it.
Kind of scary, actually. While I don’t post on TT, I love mindlessly scrolling it.
About a month into using the Fellow Aiden, and I love this machine so much.
Probably not worth it unless you’re already a coffee nerd and understand pour-over principles/technique. But if you are, holy hell this thing is fun and makes great coffee.
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Probably not worth it unless you’re already a coffee nerd and understand pour-over principles/technique. But if you are, holy hell this thing is fun and makes great coffee.
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Aiden Precision Coffee Maker
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January 24, 2026 at 2:26 PM
About a month into using the Fellow Aiden, and I love this machine so much.
Probably not worth it unless you’re already a coffee nerd and understand pour-over principles/technique. But if you are, holy hell this thing is fun and makes great coffee.
1/2
fellowproducts.com/products/aid...
Probably not worth it unless you’re already a coffee nerd and understand pour-over principles/technique. But if you are, holy hell this thing is fun and makes great coffee.
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Imagine you have this generation’s best NFL QB to not win a Super Bowl. So to help get him over the hump, you consider hiring the previous generation’s best QB to never win a Super Bowl—even though he has no coaching experience.
Sorry, Buffalo.
Sorry, Buffalo.
January 23, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Imagine you have this generation’s best NFL QB to not win a Super Bowl. So to help get him over the hump, you consider hiring the previous generation’s best QB to never win a Super Bowl—even though he has no coaching experience.
Sorry, Buffalo.
Sorry, Buffalo.
Not sure if you guys heard about the weather, but apparently most of the country is very cold AND there is snow in lots of places.
This has been your Chopplr 4000 Snackuweather™️ forecast.
This has been your Chopplr 4000 Snackuweather™️ forecast.
January 23, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Not sure if you guys heard about the weather, but apparently most of the country is very cold AND there is snow in lots of places.
This has been your Chopplr 4000 Snackuweather™️ forecast.
This has been your Chopplr 4000 Snackuweather™️ forecast.
Ooooh. Been looking forward to this one for a while:
New album out from legendary G♾️se guest—Julian Lage. Some killer players supporting on the album too.
New album out from legendary G♾️se guest—Julian Lage. Some killer players supporting on the album too.
January 23, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Ooooh. Been looking forward to this one for a while:
New album out from legendary G♾️se guest—Julian Lage. Some killer players supporting on the album too.
New album out from legendary G♾️se guest—Julian Lage. Some killer players supporting on the album too.
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chop knows the vice or virtue eggy joty episode (www.osirispod.com/podcasts/vic...) is so innie we've got green carpet and refer to ourselves as the osiris mdr podcast (macrodata refinement, for you severance n00bs)
Your innie, an Eggy fan, is super excited for the Eggy Jam of the Year. They’ve got their Nugs playlists, spreadsheets, and notes ready.
Your outtie, a Dogs fan, thought about doing JOTY, but instead ripped a bong hit, at a breakfast sandwich, and then searched “What’s a podcast?” on Ask Jeeves.
Your outtie, a Dogs fan, thought about doing JOTY, but instead ripped a bong hit, at a breakfast sandwich, and then searched “What’s a podcast?” on Ask Jeeves.
January 22, 2026 at 2:40 PM
chop knows the vice or virtue eggy joty episode (www.osirispod.com/podcasts/vic...) is so innie we've got green carpet and refer to ourselves as the osiris mdr podcast (macrodata refinement, for you severance n00bs)
Your innie, an Eggy fan, is super excited for the Eggy Jam of the Year. They’ve got their Nugs playlists, spreadsheets, and notes ready.
Your outtie, a Dogs fan, thought about doing JOTY, but instead ripped a bong hit, at a breakfast sandwich, and then searched “What’s a podcast?” on Ask Jeeves.
Your outtie, a Dogs fan, thought about doing JOTY, but instead ripped a bong hit, at a breakfast sandwich, and then searched “What’s a podcast?” on Ask Jeeves.
January 22, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Your innie, an Eggy fan, is super excited for the Eggy Jam of the Year. They’ve got their Nugs playlists, spreadsheets, and notes ready.
Your outtie, a Dogs fan, thought about doing JOTY, but instead ripped a bong hit, at a breakfast sandwich, and then searched “What’s a podcast?” on Ask Jeeves.
Your outtie, a Dogs fan, thought about doing JOTY, but instead ripped a bong hit, at a breakfast sandwich, and then searched “What’s a podcast?” on Ask Jeeves.
There are better ways to start your day than this clip of Prince on the 10-year anniversary of his “Piano & a Microphone” tour.
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🐐 of 🐐s
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🐐 of 🐐s
January 22, 2026 at 1:35 PM
There are better ways to start your day than this clip of Prince on the 10-year anniversary of his “Piano & a Microphone” tour.
www.instagram.com/reel/DTyfege...
🐐 of 🐐s
www.instagram.com/reel/DTyfege...
🐐 of 🐐s
Rosemont 10/31/95
Hershey 12/1/95
Albany 12/9/95
12/31/95
Warfield 99
Big Cypress
Hershey 12/1/95
Albany 12/9/95
12/31/95
Warfield 99
Big Cypress
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
Rush
Tool
Fu Manchu
Sunny Day Real Estate
Goose
Rush
Tool
Fu Manchu
Sunny Day Real Estate
Goose
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
Public Enemy
Bikini Kill
Ray Charles
INXS
Chuck Berry
Public Enemy
Bikini Kill
Ray Charles
INXS
Chuck Berry
January 21, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Rosemont 10/31/95
Hershey 12/1/95
Albany 12/9/95
12/31/95
Warfield 99
Big Cypress
Hershey 12/1/95
Albany 12/9/95
12/31/95
Warfield 99
Big Cypress
This is definitely cringey enough to make Geese a jamband.
With that said, it’s still barely registers on the Cringometer when put head-to-head against Gooz’s “Ghostbusters Rap”
youtu.be/xjENCGyMFsQ?...
With that said, it’s still barely registers on the Cringometer when put head-to-head against Gooz’s “Ghostbusters Rap”
youtu.be/xjENCGyMFsQ?...
Geese - Staying Alive from the Bee Gees [COVER]
YouTube video by Tom
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January 21, 2026 at 12:11 AM
This is definitely cringey enough to make Geese a jamband.
With that said, it’s still barely registers on the Cringometer when put head-to-head against Gooz’s “Ghostbusters Rap”
youtu.be/xjENCGyMFsQ?...
With that said, it’s still barely registers on the Cringometer when put head-to-head against Gooz’s “Ghostbusters Rap”
youtu.be/xjENCGyMFsQ?...
Always heard the fishing is great in Greenland.
January 20, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Always heard the fishing is great in Greenland.
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Your innie, an eggy fan, says making people's deaths about you is the whole point
Your outie, a dogs fan, says STFU Jesse
Your outie, a dogs fan, says STFU Jesse
January 19, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Your innie, an eggy fan, says making people's deaths about you is the whole point
Your outie, a dogs fan, says STFU Jesse
Your outie, a dogs fan, says STFU Jesse
Credit where credit is due. I’m not the world’s biggest Eggy fan*, but this is absolutely stellar.
*No offense to Eggy as their jams are elite, but I don’t have room for another “but they can jam” jamband in my life.
*No offense to Eggy as their jams are elite, but I don’t have room for another “but they can jam” jamband in my life.
January 19, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Credit where credit is due. I’m not the world’s biggest Eggy fan*, but this is absolutely stellar.
*No offense to Eggy as their jams are elite, but I don’t have room for another “but they can jam” jamband in my life.
*No offense to Eggy as their jams are elite, but I don’t have room for another “but they can jam” jamband in my life.
I didn’t make this but I did spit when I saw it. Love ya, @ghosttwist.bsky.social
January 19, 2026 at 5:41 PM
I didn’t make this but I did spit when I saw it. Love ya, @ghosttwist.bsky.social
While I’m happy my company observes MLK Day and Juneteenth, they came at the expense of President’s Day and cutting a second day off from July 4ths.
But stock prices and worker productivity and all. 🤮
But stock prices and worker productivity and all. 🤮
January 19, 2026 at 4:35 PM
While I’m happy my company observes MLK Day and Juneteenth, they came at the expense of President’s Day and cutting a second day off from July 4ths.
But stock prices and worker productivity and all. 🤮
But stock prices and worker productivity and all. 🤮
No way the Broncos advance if Allen doesn’t have 4 turnovers.
No way the Pats advance if Stroud doesn’t have an all-time clunker of a playoff game.
Now the only thing stopping relentless “Pats are back in the Super Bowl” ball gurgling is Jared Stidham.
What a stupid weekend of football.
No way the Pats advance if Stroud doesn’t have an all-time clunker of a playoff game.
Now the only thing stopping relentless “Pats are back in the Super Bowl” ball gurgling is Jared Stidham.
What a stupid weekend of football.
Butt Fumble GIF
ALT: Butt Fumble GIF
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January 19, 2026 at 3:16 PM
No way the Broncos advance if Allen doesn’t have 4 turnovers.
No way the Pats advance if Stroud doesn’t have an all-time clunker of a playoff game.
Now the only thing stopping relentless “Pats are back in the Super Bowl” ball gurgling is Jared Stidham.
What a stupid weekend of football.
No way the Pats advance if Stroud doesn’t have an all-time clunker of a playoff game.
Now the only thing stopping relentless “Pats are back in the Super Bowl” ball gurgling is Jared Stidham.
What a stupid weekend of football.
Any car nerds out there? We had our last Subaru for 7 yrs—could have kept it 7 more. No issues.
Bought a 22 Outback Limited turbo ~4 yrs ago (saddest midlife crisis car ever). ~$10K of mechanical work so far—luckily all under warranty.
So we are bailing on Subaru. Looking for a...
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Bought a 22 Outback Limited turbo ~4 yrs ago (saddest midlife crisis car ever). ~$10K of mechanical work so far—luckily all under warranty.
So we are bailing on Subaru. Looking for a...
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January 18, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Any car nerds out there? We had our last Subaru for 7 yrs—could have kept it 7 more. No issues.
Bought a 22 Outback Limited turbo ~4 yrs ago (saddest midlife crisis car ever). ~$10K of mechanical work so far—luckily all under warranty.
So we are bailing on Subaru. Looking for a...
1/2
Bought a 22 Outback Limited turbo ~4 yrs ago (saddest midlife crisis car ever). ~$10K of mechanical work so far—luckily all under warranty.
So we are bailing on Subaru. Looking for a...
1/2
Every New York Jets scriptwriter right now:
WHY DIDN’T WE THINK OF THAT!?!?!?
WHY DIDN’T WE THINK OF THAT!?!?!?
January 18, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Every New York Jets scriptwriter right now:
WHY DIDN’T WE THINK OF THAT!?!?!?
WHY DIDN’T WE THINK OF THAT!?!?!?
Picture of me and @chillwig.bsky.social hanging out on Twitter in 2016.
two muppets are talking to each other in front of a bookshelf and the words headlikeanorange are on the bottom
ALT: two muppets are talking to each other in front of a bookshelf and the words headlikeanorange are on the bottom
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January 16, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Picture of me and @chillwig.bsky.social hanging out on Twitter in 2016.
Floor both nights of MSGoose. First thing to go right this week!
a white duck with an orange beak is standing next to a fence with the words * inhales * on it
ALT: a white duck with an orange beak is standing next to a fence with the words * inhales * on it
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January 15, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Floor both nights of MSGoose. First thing to go right this week!
Great with lights. Rarely good with words.
January 11, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Great with lights. Rarely good with words.
Cutting onions over here
January 11, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Cutting onions over here
I can't believe @902vickers.bsky.social has been TheVic's burner account all these years.
January 11, 2026 at 5:27 PM
I can't believe @902vickers.bsky.social has been TheVic's burner account all these years.