phish beefs
@phishbeefs.bsky.social
exploiting phan drama and entitlement since 2025
We simply aren't spending enough time on Bluesky. Are we?
October 25, 2025 at 5:14 PM
We simply aren't spending enough time on Bluesky. Are we?
Winner, winner. Chicken dinner.
October 12, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Winner, winner. Chicken dinner.
Comes with a lovely belt to tie off with.
October 12, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Comes with a lovely belt to tie off with.
Incorrect guesses only.
October 12, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Incorrect guesses only.
See. These #BillyStinks fans need to put their proper clothing back on, line up at the merch booth for three hours, than another hour for forty dollar beers and return to their sections. Enough of this hippy-dippy interactive social experience bullshit. Jambanding is WAR like Black Friday! #MePhirst
October 8, 2025 at 6:15 PM
See. These #BillyStinks fans need to put their proper clothing back on, line up at the merch booth for three hours, than another hour for forty dollar beers and return to their sections. Enough of this hippy-dippy interactive social experience bullshit. Jambanding is WAR like Black Friday! #MePhirst
October 8, 2025 at 5:58 PM
We know. Just keep it on the down-low so his shows don't turn into complete trash because #phans start showing up. Waht? It's too late? Faaaak! #BillyStinks
October 8, 2025 at 3:52 PM
We know. Just keep it on the down-low so his shows don't turn into complete trash because #phans start showing up. Waht? It's too late? Faaaak! #BillyStinks
Please Joy, go back to your fucking room.
October 8, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Please Joy, go back to your fucking room.
Guys, for the last fucking time, don't date dirty wook chicks who hang out at Billy Strings shows. #BillyStinks
October 8, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Guys, for the last fucking time, don't date dirty wook chicks who hang out at Billy Strings shows. #BillyStinks
Those were the days when people with different political views could disagree but still get along. We kept the readies ready and loaded in the bubble to pass across the isle like an olive branch with hubbas growing on it, not olives. Both sides could smell the same pig from a mile away. Oink! Oink!
September 30, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Those were the days when people with different political views could disagree but still get along. We kept the readies ready and loaded in the bubble to pass across the isle like an olive branch with hubbas growing on it, not olives. Both sides could smell the same pig from a mile away. Oink! Oink!
If we gave this entitled #phan a healthy punt would we be the asshole? The next to posts is by nobody you want in your ride when the Virginia State Police pull you over after the show. The following post is from someone who can't tell a cop from a #phan. After all of these years, neither can we.
September 30, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Where's the guy who wants to "name and shame" us when this member of the #MePhirst movement carries on with all of this bullshit right here? Was she saving one of those seats for him?
September 30, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Where's the guy who wants to "name and shame" us when this member of the #MePhirst movement carries on with all of this bullshit right here? Was she saving one of those seats for him?
The obligatory we're here you fuckass bitch post from the team here at #PhishBeefs. Sit on this image and enjoy your Saturday evening.
September 28, 2025 at 12:45 AM
The obligatory we're here you fuckass bitch post from the team here at #PhishBeefs. Sit on this image and enjoy your Saturday evening.
So you will be joining us New Years shows?
September 25, 2025 at 5:46 AM
So you will be joining us New Years shows?
Didn't expect to see Macron in a bar in NYC today but he had some time to kill. Hustled us hard than left with the money we'd saved to Venmo the government to help with the the nation's debts. Spent some time in the powder room with him. Hope we're pregnant. That's a fucking man right there.
September 23, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Didn't expect to see Macron in a bar in NYC today but he had some time to kill. Hustled us hard than left with the money we'd saved to Venmo the government to help with the the nation's debts. Spent some time in the powder room with him. Hope we're pregnant. That's a fucking man right there.
Insta IS the kidfucker's list and what's this got to do with the price of #icecoldphattys?
September 23, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Insta IS the kidfucker's list and what's this got to do with the price of #icecoldphattys?
We invented #PhishBeefs so it's no surprise we win #PhishBeefs again and again.
September 20, 2025 at 12:35 AM
We invented #PhishBeefs so it's no surprise we win #PhishBeefs again and again.
Wondering why Leaky Donny is talking about boats loaded with drugs? Here's a bit about Jr's abode. A place where his associates float yachts-o privilege in off the Atlantic Ocean directly to his property as they misdirect your attention to the border and their competition, Hondos and Venezualens.
September 17, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Wondering why Leaky Donny is talking about boats loaded with drugs? Here's a bit about Jr's abode. A place where his associates float yachts-o privilege in off the Atlantic Ocean directly to his property as they misdirect your attention to the border and their competition, Hondos and Venezualens.
Exactly what members of a cult would say.
September 17, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Exactly what members of a cult would say.
When LE *IS* captured by not just shroom dick but his regime is what we meant to say. Thiel got Vance the job knowing Trump's soon to drop dead leaving him in charge. Donny's bullshit is the distraction. Here's a bit about the actual plan coming to fruition.
robertreich.substack.com/p/how-you-ca...
robertreich.substack.com/p/how-you-ca...
September 14, 2025 at 2:17 PM
When LE *IS* captured by not just shroom dick but his regime is what we meant to say. Thiel got Vance the job knowing Trump's soon to drop dead leaving him in charge. Donny's bullshit is the distraction. Here's a bit about the actual plan coming to fruition.
robertreich.substack.com/p/how-you-ca...
robertreich.substack.com/p/how-you-ca...
We all have guts, Antman.
July 26, 2025 at 2:20 AM
We all have guts, Antman.
Honey I shrunk a wook.
July 24, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Honey I shrunk a wook.