Adam
@phiretuck.bsky.social
Sometimes I say things, usually about video games
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27 | he/him
Luxray found skinned alive in Lumiose sewers
Serebii Update: Official render for Mega Zeraora www.serebii.net
November 19, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Luxray found skinned alive in Lumiose sewers
I wonder if Bowser Jr.’s introduction into the Mario movie canon will pressure Nintendo into revealing the true identity of of his mother, Bowser’s ex wife, or if they’ll confirm that sex isn’t real in the Mario universe and that only the mysterious cabal of storks know where babies come from
November 12, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I wonder if Bowser Jr.’s introduction into the Mario movie canon will pressure Nintendo into revealing the true identity of of his mother, Bowser’s ex wife, or if they’ll confirm that sex isn’t real in the Mario universe and that only the mysterious cabal of storks know where babies come from
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Mario movie 1: Peach is a girlboss and wears pants
Mario movie 2: God is a woman and she's voiced by Brie Larson
Mario movie 3 should finally make Daisy brown, then we can watch all the worst people on the internet get so mad they spontaneously combust
Mario movie 2: God is a woman and she's voiced by Brie Larson
Mario movie 3 should finally make Daisy brown, then we can watch all the worst people on the internet get so mad they spontaneously combust
November 12, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Mario movie 1: Peach is a girlboss and wears pants
Mario movie 2: God is a woman and she's voiced by Brie Larson
Mario movie 3 should finally make Daisy brown, then we can watch all the worst people on the internet get so mad they spontaneously combust
Mario movie 2: God is a woman and she's voiced by Brie Larson
Mario movie 3 should finally make Daisy brown, then we can watch all the worst people on the internet get so mad they spontaneously combust
Just watched the Galaxy Direct and my main takeaway immediately was that I bet the chuds are really mad about Brie Larson again
November 12, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Just watched the Galaxy Direct and my main takeaway immediately was that I bet the chuds are really mad about Brie Larson again
Whoever decided Xerneas should be legal in Z-A ranked season 2: I just wanna talk
November 6, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Whoever decided Xerneas should be legal in Z-A ranked season 2: I just wanna talk
I would normally be a little annoyed at a Pokémon like Chimecho getting a Mega instead of a proper evolution, but honestly I love this design so I can’t even be mad. Making it shaped like a big Chingling is so fun.
Serebii Update: Official render for Mega Chimecho has been released. It is Psychic/Steel-type
www.serebii.net
www.serebii.net
November 6, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I would normally be a little annoyed at a Pokémon like Chimecho getting a Mega instead of a proper evolution, but honestly I love this design so I can’t even be mad. Making it shaped like a big Chingling is so fun.
The Baxcalibur line is very high on my list of favorite Gen IX Pokémon and were on my team for my first playthrough of Scarlet, so I’m very happy to see Baxcalibur get a Mega. Was not expecting that at all and it looks great.
Serebii Update: Official render for Mega Baxcalibur has been released www.serebii.net
November 6, 2025 at 2:20 PM
The Baxcalibur line is very high on my list of favorite Gen IX Pokémon and were on my team for my first playthrough of Scarlet, so I’m very happy to see Baxcalibur get a Mega. Was not expecting that at all and it looks great.
Well, I didn’t know what to expect from the Z-A DLC, but Mega Dimensions looks awesome so far. I just finished the game over the weekend and have been craving more knowing the DLC is on the way. I’m glad it’s coming so soon too. Can’t wait.
November 6, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Well, I didn’t know what to expect from the Z-A DLC, but Mega Dimensions looks awesome so far. I just finished the game over the weekend and have been craving more knowing the DLC is on the way. I’m glad it’s coming so soon too. Can’t wait.
It’s cool that they’re expanding on New Horizons, especially for free. But the continued march towards the game being fully focused on designing cute dioramas to take pictures of and post on social media completely disinterests me. I imagine the slumber islands are a bit of a test for the next game.
October 30, 2025 at 2:57 PM
It’s cool that they’re expanding on New Horizons, especially for free. But the continued march towards the game being fully focused on designing cute dioramas to take pictures of and post on social media completely disinterests me. I imagine the slumber islands are a bit of a test for the next game.
A Kirby and the Rainbow Curse reference? In the year of our lord 2025?
October 23, 2025 at 6:45 PM
A Kirby and the Rainbow Curse reference? In the year of our lord 2025?
Holy shit Air Riders looks so cool. From the start I never doubted that it would be good because Sakurai is built different but actually seeing that huge breakdown of the game constantly blew me away. I haven’t played the original, but it looks like it’s been expanded on and improved in every way.
August 19, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Holy shit Air Riders looks so cool. From the start I never doubted that it would be good because Sakurai is built different but actually seeing that huge breakdown of the game constantly blew me away. I haven’t played the original, but it looks like it’s been expanded on and improved in every way.
I’m not sure what this Pikachu cult stands for but they sure do like to jam out
July 22, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I’m not sure what this Pikachu cult stands for but they sure do like to jam out
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Regardless of how one feels about the Catholic Church or about Pope Francis, now is a time to come together to claim that JD Vance killed him
April 21, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Regardless of how one feels about the Catholic Church or about Pope Francis, now is a time to come together to claim that JD Vance killed him
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This is all fine imo. The prices of these accessories are already high so any extra money is a little unfortunate, but at least it’s mostly just $5 more. Nintendo has been pretty bad about accessory pricing for a while anyway. And none of these accessories are required to use the console.
Nintendo Maintains Nintendo Switch 2 Pricing, Retail Pre-Orders to Begin April 24 in U.S. www.nintendo.com/us/whatsnew/...
April 18, 2025 at 3:38 PM
This is all fine imo. The prices of these accessories are already high so any extra money is a little unfortunate, but at least it’s mostly just $5 more. Nintendo has been pretty bad about accessory pricing for a while anyway. And none of these accessories are required to use the console.
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Broke: "How many pieces of the Ship of Theseus must be replaced before it ceases to be the Ship of Theseus?"
Woke: "How much of Samus Aran has to be comprised of Metroid DNA before it is factually accurate to call her Metroid from the hit game Metroid?"
Woke: "How much of Samus Aran has to be comprised of Metroid DNA before it is factually accurate to call her Metroid from the hit game Metroid?"
November 21, 2024 at 11:06 PM
Broke: "How many pieces of the Ship of Theseus must be replaced before it ceases to be the Ship of Theseus?"
Woke: "How much of Samus Aran has to be comprised of Metroid DNA before it is factually accurate to call her Metroid from the hit game Metroid?"
Woke: "How much of Samus Aran has to be comprised of Metroid DNA before it is factually accurate to call her Metroid from the hit game Metroid?"
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CEOs upset about Trump’s tariffs sound like mob bosses shouting “I thought we had a deal!” at the Joker.
April 7, 2025 at 4:11 PM
CEOs upset about Trump’s tariffs sound like mob bosses shouting “I thought we had a deal!” at the Joker.
Until a few years ago, I had a really bad habit of chewing my fingernails. I once did it right after swapping what game I was playing on my Switch and had the unfortunate experience of tasting the bitter coating they put on these things. Glad that another generation can experience what I have.
Switch 2 Carts Still Taste Bad, Designed Purposefully To Be Spat Out
"We don't want anybody to be at risk of any unwanted consumption. We have indeed made it so that if it enters your mouth, you'll spit it out."
www.gamespot.com/articles/swi...
"We don't want anybody to be at risk of any unwanted consumption. We have indeed made it so that if it enters your mouth, you'll spit it out."
www.gamespot.com/articles/swi...
April 8, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Until a few years ago, I had a really bad habit of chewing my fingernails. I once did it right after swapping what game I was playing on my Switch and had the unfortunate experience of tasting the bitter coating they put on these things. Glad that another generation can experience what I have.
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Video in question. Let's make it viral again.
April 4, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Video in question. Let's make it viral again.
Wow the greedy evil dipshits in charge are doing exactly what they promised they’d do if they seized power last year
Who could have possibly seen this coming
If only this could have been prevented somehow
Who could have possibly seen this coming
If only this could have been prevented somehow
April 4, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Wow the greedy evil dipshits in charge are doing exactly what they promised they’d do if they seized power last year
Who could have possibly seen this coming
If only this could have been prevented somehow
Who could have possibly seen this coming
If only this could have been prevented somehow
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