Jeph
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Jeph
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This Holiday Vanilla Coke is not good.

It tastes like ultra creamy vanilla coke, but the coke flavor is entirely gone.
November 16, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Disney+: "YOU'RE INVITED TO THE BEST JONAS XMAS EVER!!"

Me: Wait, were there other Jonas Xmas'?
November 15, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Someone should tell U.S. Army Secretary Dan Driscoll that that's how capitalism works. Corporations must make more and more money, if they don't they're "failing".

Where does Dan think that profit is coming from?

www.reuters.com/business/aer...
www.reuters.com
November 15, 2025 at 12:27 PM
When did we decide to start naming stadiums for corporations and why do we still do it?
November 15, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Snake Oil comes in many forms from many "influencers" and elected officials

abcnews.go.com/Health/wireS...
Americans are injecting themselves with unproven peptides
More Americans are turning to peptides for muscle building, skin rejuvenation, and to try and live longer even though the substances aren’t FDA approved
abcnews.go.com
November 15, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I did not expect Donald Trump and Monica Lewinski to have that in common, but I'm not surprised.
November 14, 2025 at 1:02 PM
How many years until those drones are used on American citizens? I'd say at least by 2028

www.reuters.com/business/aer...
www.reuters.com
November 8, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Call it a blue wave if you want, but the minority party almost always "wins" the midterm. Where will you be in 2028?
November 8, 2025 at 1:36 PM
If 50% of the adult U.S. population is obese or overweight, wouldn't that drive costs down for diabetes care and cardiac diseases?
November 8, 2025 at 1:33 PM
This is how you deal with pedophiles, America. Take note.

www.bbc.com/news/article...
Andrew to be stripped of his final military title by King, minister says
Defence Secretary John Healey says King Charles has "indicated that's what he wishes".
www.bbc.com
November 2, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Israel says the Gaza Ceasefire is back on after BB orders deadly attacks that killed children.
October 29, 2025 at 12:32 PM
I need Roger Goodell to tell these triggered white people that Bad Bunny's audience is bigger than their cult and it's business, not personal
October 23, 2025 at 12:43 PM
"The AWS outage has affected many websites and services globally..."

Maybe we shouldn't have built half of the internet on one company's servers...
October 20, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I guess MAGA Florida is having a hard time
October 12, 2025 at 12:09 PM
My dad commented:

Kirk gave his life for the second amendment. Bet he didn't see that coming. I will abide by his words - no empathy for him. Good bye, good riddance.
September 13, 2025 at 11:21 PM
It's wild to see someone memorializing a Nazi on CNN.
September 11, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I installed #GroundNews but they list CNN as center and I find that laughable
September 5, 2025 at 12:40 PM
I will miss #hulu when it closes down next year.
August 15, 2025 at 1:22 AM
It's really 30 years of neolibs and we're tired of it.
The Schumer-Jeffries Effect
New WSJ poll: The Democratic Party is 30 points under water with registered voters, considerably worse than the GOP (-11). www.wsj.com/politics/ele...
July 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Get a bidet they said, it's great.

It is great, but when I'm away from my bidet, my butt gets very upset.
July 27, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Reposted by Jeph
Valve just updated their Steam rules to ban content that “may violate rules set by payment processors or banks.” Sounds boring. It’s not. It’s the quiet normalization of financial censorship and it’s going to hurt LGBTQ+ games and devs
July 16, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I'm a great uncle again!
July 16, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I watched 2008's Speed Racer yesterday and it is so perfect. It was ahead of its time.
July 6, 2025 at 12:51 PM