Jeph
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Jeph
@phej.bsky.social
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This Holiday Vanilla Coke is not good.

It tastes like ultra creamy vanilla coke, but the coke flavor is entirely gone.
November 16, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I guess MAGA Florida is having a hard time
October 12, 2025 at 12:09 PM
I'm a great uncle again!
July 16, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Humans. On some level, they must know they're weird.
June 28, 2025 at 1:40 PM
The Barton Spring Mingle Mix is... not great.

Overly sweet, everything tastes the same. I'm disappointed
June 13, 2025 at 8:59 PM
When I'm traveling, one of the things I like to do is check out local donut shops.

So today I walked 20 minutes to Veera Donuts on the Hip Strip in Missoula.

Best donuts I've had in a while.
June 10, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Scrooge McDuck, a caricature of an obscenely wealthy capitalist, is less horrible than actual obscenely wealthy capitalists.

I hate this timeline.
June 9, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Good morning Missoula!
June 9, 2025 at 5:29 PM
May 27, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Nature is healing itself
May 14, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I feel like everyone should see this slide from the "More Things We Wish Our White Colleagues Knew" presentation at #NTC25
May 12, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Ads in the menu #Roku, seriously? I think I want to go back to cable
May 4, 2025 at 1:33 PM
January when stocks were up: "This is the Trump Stock Market"

April when stocks were down: "This is Biden's Stock Market, not Trump's"

When are journalists and politicians going to start calling this shit out? And demand he face consequences of his own actions?
April 30, 2025 at 6:31 PM
This is it, this is the oldest I've ever felt.
April 26, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I thought #Propel was how Gatorade did water.

Who is this imposter?
April 26, 2025 at 12:43 AM
It feels weird to be in the Baltimore Convention Center without cosplayers and/or Bronies.
April 16, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Speed Racer, the 2008 movie from the Wachowskis is not available to stream anywhere.

I'm irrationally angry about this.
April 15, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Tried #Skittles Pop'd. Half of the bag was just broken up pieces.
April 11, 2025 at 2:37 PM
The bathroom signs are a symptom of not having a universally agreed upon symbol to use for "unisex toilet" and people struggling and/or being obnoxious while trying to figure it out.

I like this one, but I think it has a bit too much personality, if that makes sense lol
April 6, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Who opens an email from the president about a poll, clicks “ANSWER,” finds out they can’t submit it without giving a billionaire money (that is not even tax-deductible), and STILL DONATES?

The poll if you're curious what he's asking: secure.winred.com/trump-nation...
April 6, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I don't think I've ever saved a celebrity photo, but here's a picture of the petty president as a turnip.

I reject him as my therapist tho. "It's not me, it's you"
April 5, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Whoever made this is amazing
April 4, 2025 at 4:33 PM
We just experienced the largest market crash in 5 years as well as the second worst day for the S&P in 14 years... and #FoxNews has no mention of it.
April 3, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Happy 4th #GotchaDay to Astro!

This orange boy's love of Lemonheads is second only to my own.
April 1, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Be right back, I've got to crush this PR deadlift.
March 27, 2025 at 12:00 AM