Rose Walker
@phamos.bsky.social
I appreciate the Muppets on a much deeper level than you.
So…the new speaker spent the mid-2000s working as the lawyer for Exodus International and promoting conversion camps at high schools, and at the same time he, a single 25 year old man, took custody of a 14 year old boy who he never actually integrated into his family? Yes?
OK. Just wanted to check.
OK. Just wanted to check.
November 4, 2023 at 4:39 PM
So…the new speaker spent the mid-2000s working as the lawyer for Exodus International and promoting conversion camps at high schools, and at the same time he, a single 25 year old man, took custody of a 14 year old boy who he never actually integrated into his family? Yes?
OK. Just wanted to check.
OK. Just wanted to check.
“You know who we should rely on to win this game? Our punter.” - Sean McDermott
(I mean, it WORKED, but BARELY.)
(I mean, it WORKED, but BARELY.)
October 27, 2023 at 11:34 AM
“You know who we should rely on to win this game? Our punter.” - Sean McDermott
(I mean, it WORKED, but BARELY.)
(I mean, it WORKED, but BARELY.)
Remember when Rashid Khalidi was considered radical enough that there were calls for Columbia to fire him and now extremely online anti-Zionist zoomers don’t even know who he is? CAN PEOPLE START READING BOOKS AGAIN PLEASE?
October 26, 2023 at 11:28 AM
Remember when Rashid Khalidi was considered radical enough that there were calls for Columbia to fire him and now extremely online anti-Zionist zoomers don’t even know who he is? CAN PEOPLE START READING BOOKS AGAIN PLEASE?
Show me your
-comfort movie
-comfort game
-comfort series
-comfort movie
-comfort game
-comfort series
October 25, 2023 at 12:35 PM
Show me your
-comfort movie
-comfort game
-comfort series
-comfort movie
-comfort game
-comfort series
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[confidently] T…I…G…E…R
October 21, 2023 at 11:38 AM
[confidently] T…I…G…E…R
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If Shaun be White, you’re snowboarding all right
If Shaun be King, buddy it’s a whole fucking thing
If Shaun be King, buddy it’s a whole fucking thing
October 21, 2023 at 1:50 AM
If Shaun be White, you’re snowboarding all right
If Shaun be King, buddy it’s a whole fucking thing
If Shaun be King, buddy it’s a whole fucking thing
Reminding myself that “Fuckotwinkus Bunchanumbers” who only joined Twitter this month is not a person to bother arguing geopolitics with.
October 18, 2023 at 8:04 PM
Reminding myself that “Fuckotwinkus Bunchanumbers” who only joined Twitter this month is not a person to bother arguing geopolitics with.
This Brian Mast IDF cosplay thing is so ridiculous. Not because a Congressman pulled a stupid PR stunt, that’s par for the course. But that so many press outlets just repeated his claim to having served in the IDF without for two seconds thinking, “Wait, is Brian Mast even Jewish?” He is not.
October 14, 2023 at 3:14 PM
This Brian Mast IDF cosplay thing is so ridiculous. Not because a Congressman pulled a stupid PR stunt, that’s par for the course. But that so many press outlets just repeated his claim to having served in the IDF without for two seconds thinking, “Wait, is Brian Mast even Jewish?” He is not.
So apparently this was posted back in early summer. Four weeks in and it’s bananas hilarious.
October 3, 2023 at 3:11 PM
So apparently this was posted back in early summer. Four weeks in and it’s bananas hilarious.
I am BEGGING people on Twitter to realize that Nick Adams is and always has been doing a bit.
September 27, 2023 at 10:59 AM
I am BEGGING people on Twitter to realize that Nick Adams is and always has been doing a bit.
I would like to thank David Brooks for making me think about the intricacies of ordering liquor at an airport more than I have in the past 18 months. Well, 18 months on Friday. Regardless, not an optimal way for me to start my day.
September 21, 2023 at 2:24 PM
I would like to thank David Brooks for making me think about the intricacies of ordering liquor at an airport more than I have in the past 18 months. Well, 18 months on Friday. Regardless, not an optimal way for me to start my day.
A guy posted in a Bills Mafia group that he’d finally taken the trip of a lifetime to Buffalo and it was a dream come true. He illustrated his excitement thusly and, like, this man needs to step up his dream game.
Also, Buffalo is NOT the nicest town in America. Miss me with that shit.
Also, Buffalo is NOT the nicest town in America. Miss me with that shit.
September 21, 2023 at 1:42 PM
A guy posted in a Bills Mafia group that he’d finally taken the trip of a lifetime to Buffalo and it was a dream come true. He illustrated his excitement thusly and, like, this man needs to step up his dream game.
Also, Buffalo is NOT the nicest town in America. Miss me with that shit.
Also, Buffalo is NOT the nicest town in America. Miss me with that shit.
I thought Josh Allen’s mustache was bad luck, but here comes Mop Top Josh Allen to prove to me things can always get worse.
September 12, 2023 at 11:29 AM
I thought Josh Allen’s mustache was bad luck, but here comes Mop Top Josh Allen to prove to me things can always get worse.
Today on the other app I got in an argument with someone who said that suggesting a boomer sell their house and downsize in order to access $2M in equity is like expecting them to sell their own kidneys.
That is the bad place.
That is the bad place.
September 9, 2023 at 6:06 PM
Today on the other app I got in an argument with someone who said that suggesting a boomer sell their house and downsize in order to access $2M in equity is like expecting them to sell their own kidneys.
That is the bad place.
That is the bad place.
Hey Maggie, how are your efforts to teach yourself to fish going?
September 6, 2023 at 12:44 PM
Hey Maggie, how are your efforts to teach yourself to fish going?
So it turns out Gail’s trollin’ doesn’t work on the Bluesky population. Which is reassuring but also disappointing.
You know who would have been great in the Traveling Willburys? Tom Petty. He really has that same kind of songwriting style.
August 31, 2023 at 12:33 PM
So it turns out Gail’s trollin’ doesn’t work on the Bluesky population. Which is reassuring but also disappointing.
Update: Brandon Beane is clearly secretly following my Bluesky account.
Doesn’t seem like there are many Bills fans on Bluesky yet. Maybe I’ll just sit here and yell into the void. CUT QUESSENBERRY HE SUCKS.
August 29, 2023 at 6:13 PM
Update: Brandon Beane is clearly secretly following my Bluesky account.
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“play” is maybe the most what-were-people-thinking album of my lifetime. across the board praise for an entire album of “standing outside a broken phone booth with money in my hand”
August 27, 2023 at 2:46 AM
“play” is maybe the most what-were-people-thinking album of my lifetime. across the board praise for an entire album of “standing outside a broken phone booth with money in my hand”
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Although I don’t like the constant recycling of pop cultural detritus to create cinematic universe spin-off franchises I would really like to see a Predator Versus Bugs Bunny feature. Bugs would fuck his ass up so bad
August 27, 2023 at 4:23 AM
Although I don’t like the constant recycling of pop cultural detritus to create cinematic universe spin-off franchises I would really like to see a Predator Versus Bugs Bunny feature. Bugs would fuck his ass up so bad
Doesn’t seem like there are many Bills fans on Bluesky yet. Maybe I’ll just sit here and yell into the void. CUT QUESSENBERRY HE SUCKS.
August 26, 2023 at 6:19 PM
Doesn’t seem like there are many Bills fans on Bluesky yet. Maybe I’ll just sit here and yell into the void. CUT QUESSENBERRY HE SUCKS.
Tonight I was briefly the foster parent for two dehydrated flea-ridden baby squirrels and yes that is definitely a Fluevog box keeping them cozy as I transported them to the wildlife rehabber. They deserved the very best accommodations I had to offer.
August 20, 2023 at 1:21 AM
Tonight I was briefly the foster parent for two dehydrated flea-ridden baby squirrels and yes that is definitely a Fluevog box keeping them cozy as I transported them to the wildlife rehabber. They deserved the very best accommodations I had to offer.
The things my teen finds online, ISTG… (I asked her if she would like one for Hanukkah. It appears to be circumcised so it would at least be anatomically appropriate for the holiday. She declined.)
August 19, 2023 at 3:28 PM
The things my teen finds online, ISTG… (I asked her if she would like one for Hanukkah. It appears to be circumcised so it would at least be anatomically appropriate for the holiday. She declined.)
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Eric Adams is amazing because when he won every media person was leaping over each to go “this is the normal sane leadership that the political left doesn’t understand normal sane Americans crave” and then every day since that Eric Adams has been like “Leprechauns are real and I’m going to cook one”
August 14, 2023 at 4:43 PM
Eric Adams is amazing because when he won every media person was leaping over each to go “this is the normal sane leadership that the political left doesn’t understand normal sane Americans crave” and then every day since that Eric Adams has been like “Leprechauns are real and I’m going to cook one”
