Remember when Rashid Khalidi was considered radical enough that there were calls for Columbia to fire him and now extremely online anti-Zionist zoomers don’t even know who he is? CAN PEOPLE START READING BOOKS AGAIN PLEASE?

Show me your

-comfort movie
-comfort game
-comfort series

Source: the White House copped to it. Look, I’m not someone out here rooting for Biden fuckups on an anti-woke crusade, I voted for him. But fuckups happen sometimes and this was one of them.

Reminding myself that “Fuckotwinkus Bunchanumbers” who only joined Twitter this month is not a person to bother arguing geopolitics with.

So apparently this was posted back in early summer. Four weeks in and it’s bananas hilarious.

#twothings

I am BEGGING people on Twitter to realize that Nick Adams is and always has been doing a bit.

Yeah, if they would just let guys cum on their faces more they would be ecstatic, right Professor Feminism?

A guy posted in a Bills Mafia group that he’d finally taken the trip of a lifetime to Buffalo and it was a dream come true. He illustrated his excitement thusly and, like, this man needs to step up his dream game.

Also, Buffalo is NOT the nicest town in America. Miss me with that shit.

Hey Maggie, how are your efforts to teach yourself to fish going?

Are you the genius behind this phenomenal panel from Dark X-Men that made my brain explode? "'The Man With The Child In His Eyes', what a great way to describe Nate Grey. 'Hammer Horror' for Venom, that's funny...and Mystique is...'Mother Stands For Comfort'?? OH MY GOD I SEE WHAT'S HAPPENING NOW.”

Tonight I was briefly the foster parent for two dehydrated flea-ridden baby squirrels and yes that is definitely a Fluevog box keeping them cozy as I transported them to the wildlife rehabber. They deserved the very best accommodations I had to offer.

The things my teen finds online, ISTG… (I asked her if she would like one for Hanukkah. It appears to be circumcised so it would at least be anatomically appropriate for the holiday. She declined.)

By Ray Bradbury

The only tweet I ever needed or ever will need.

So the season premiere of Harley Quinn is largely about Dick’s butt and I think that’s beautiful, man. #cantlickourdick

I haven’t quite figured out how I’m going to use this platform, but I feel like I should promise upfront that it won’t be for big tiddy goth Ben Shapiro vore. So cross that off your list.