588-2300 EMPIIIIIIIIIIRE! (The Chicago version, not the weird one with 800 stuck at the beginning.)

Or maybe it’s racist? I am also confused.

If Shaun be White, you’re snowboarding all right
If Shaun be King, buddy it’s a whole fucking thing

Eh, I’m trying not to get very personal or professional on this site compared to the other one. Also I don’t write for Coffee or Die anymore bc it doesn’t really exist anymore — which means I’m free to mock my vetbro former employers to my heart’s content now!

Go to US bases in the Middle East currently, tell me how many non-SF guys you find with beards. I know it’s fun to make fun of Twitter vetbros, I do it myself. But there are two people in this thread I can identify who write about the military professionally and we’re both getting shouted down. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Source: the White House copped to it. Look, I’m not someone out here rooting for Biden fuckups on an anti-woke crusade, I voted for him. But fuckups happen sometimes and this was one of them.

And who exactly do you think is “in country” in Israel at the moment? An armored division? Sustainment brigade?

This isn’t month six on a FOB in Afghanistan. There are still grooming standards in effect for the Army as a whole. You’d have to ask SOCOM why SF guys don’t have to follow them, as a rule, but they don’t.

Or they were under the impression any photos of them would be redacted, as has been standard in the past.

I can’t speak to why the fuck they were there. That part seems crazy to me.

Well, even before you get to the non-standard clothes they’re wearing, SF are the only soldiers you’ll see with long hair and beards.

End Wokeness is an objectively ridiculous Twitter account, but the WH legitimately did expose the faces of a bunch of CAG guys. I know that to people who aren’t involved with the military on a regular basis wouldn’t know that simply based on their outfits, but it was actually a fuckup.

That counts!

This is a really helpful resource, thank you!

Seriously, where are the other sports accounts? I’m not saying I want Skip Bayless skeeting up a storm, but a couple more folks would be nice.