infinite jesse
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Do these jeans make my affect look flat?
The collective noun for Steves is a Rick
December 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
The collective noun for Steves is a Rick
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I am allergic to WhatSapp and it is ableist to make me use it. Work emergencies, nephew updates, unacceptable. Buy a real phone
November 7, 2025 at 7:40 AM
I am allergic to WhatSapp and it is ableist to make me use it. Work emergencies, nephew updates, unacceptable. Buy a real phone
It’s a fact: the Welsh word for “defibrillator” is “diffibriliwr”
October 2, 2025 at 10:19 AM
It’s a fact: the Welsh word for “defibrillator” is “diffibriliwr”
I think I just got a promotion? My title and pay are the same but I get new responsibilities? I didn’t apply for this but it suits the business transformation? Not sure how questions marks work
October 1, 2025 at 9:04 AM
I think I just got a promotion? My title and pay are the same but I get new responsibilities? I didn’t apply for this but it suits the business transformation? Not sure how questions marks work
To the bird outside my window that says “mourir” for 16 hours a day, fuck you
September 24, 2025 at 8:30 AM
To the bird outside my window that says “mourir” for 16 hours a day, fuck you
Nothing tastes as good as leaving eleven Teams chats unread feels
September 17, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Nothing tastes as good as leaving eleven Teams chats unread feels
I did the tour of this place as a kid, when they still let you wander around and see for yourself. It’s incredible and I dream about it often
Is Fallingwater The Greatest House Ever Designed? (House Tour)
YouTube video by The Local Project
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September 2, 2025 at 7:50 AM
I did the tour of this place as a kid, when they still let you wander around and see for yourself. It’s incredible and I dream about it often
If you mock my weak chin I will set your car on fire
August 28, 2025 at 8:11 AM
If you mock my weak chin I will set your car on fire
The secret to an email job is writing the best emails and I am fully Genghis on that shit today. Making lazy “do my job for me” people fall off their chairs, that’s my kink
August 28, 2025 at 8:07 AM
The secret to an email job is writing the best emails and I am fully Genghis on that shit today. Making lazy “do my job for me” people fall off their chairs, that’s my kink
Australia isn’t perfect but its domestic air travel is pretty close. You walk out of a car onto a plane, and then off the plane into a car.
August 23, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Australia isn’t perfect but its domestic air travel is pretty close. You walk out of a car onto a plane, and then off the plane into a car.
Doing a virtual tour of the most recent listings for apartments I used to have and getting so mad at who lived there later, so mad
August 13, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Doing a virtual tour of the most recent listings for apartments I used to have and getting so mad at who lived there later, so mad
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Welcome to your 50’s where you can fold your tits in half
August 4, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Welcome to your 50’s where you can fold your tits in half
A few months ago my brother in the northern hemisphere told me he got a PS5 Pro and when I asked him why he said “seasonal depression”. Anyhoo I’m looking at Ducati Monsters now
August 6, 2025 at 9:38 AM
A few months ago my brother in the northern hemisphere told me he got a PS5 Pro and when I asked him why he said “seasonal depression”. Anyhoo I’m looking at Ducati Monsters now
Spent the last couple of hours configuring Google products and I’ve clicked on so many motorcycles, crosswalks, traffic lights and buses, I think I’m going out of my mind
August 6, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Spent the last couple of hours configuring Google products and I’ve clicked on so many motorcycles, crosswalks, traffic lights and buses, I think I’m going out of my mind
Joining a new work project to rewrite a multinational corp’s billing system. I say new, the first PowerPoint about it was from someone who retired in 2017 and it’s in 4:3
July 29, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Joining a new work project to rewrite a multinational corp’s billing system. I say new, the first PowerPoint about it was from someone who retired in 2017 and it’s in 4:3
Some sad and angry middle-aged nobody in a base model Kia swerved into the bike lane and almost hit me, then shouted “get off the fucking road, you’re a fucking idiot”. I hope he finds a way to get back some of the love and opportunity he’s lost in his life, and also some really awful haemorrhoids
July 25, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Some sad and angry middle-aged nobody in a base model Kia swerved into the bike lane and almost hit me, then shouted “get off the fucking road, you’re a fucking idiot”. I hope he finds a way to get back some of the love and opportunity he’s lost in his life, and also some really awful haemorrhoids
I know it’s dead but sometimes the old site’s posts just like bubble up, mentally
July 16, 2025 at 10:34 AM
I know it’s dead but sometimes the old site’s posts just like bubble up, mentally
Brian Eno makes some of the best soundtracks for being stuck in a foreign airport, or writing an email that may be admitted into evidence at the European Court of Justice
July 8, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Brian Eno makes some of the best soundtracks for being stuck in a foreign airport, or writing an email that may be admitted into evidence at the European Court of Justice
Rocking up to my night performance review video call with a backlit upward laptop cam and a cold sore like
July 2, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Rocking up to my night performance review video call with a backlit upward laptop cam and a cold sore like
Midnight meetings are worth it to hear Scottish people berating Americans who can barely understand what they’re saying
June 24, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Midnight meetings are worth it to hear Scottish people berating Americans who can barely understand what they’re saying
You can never step into the same river twice so try watching this once in a while walzr.com/IMG_0001
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June 14, 2025 at 1:18 PM
You can never step into the same river twice so try watching this once in a while walzr.com/IMG_0001
Been using Flight Simulator a lot lately and learning about my skills and limitations. I turn off the No Smoking light on approach now. Light em if you’ve got em and brace for impact
June 14, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Been using Flight Simulator a lot lately and learning about my skills and limitations. I turn off the No Smoking light on approach now. Light em if you’ve got em and brace for impact