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Do these jeans make my affect look flat?
What is this, a Samsung store?
August 13, 2025 at 9:03 AM
What is this, a Samsung store?
Joining a new work project to rewrite a multinational corp’s billing system. I say new, the first PowerPoint about it was from someone who retired in 2017 and it’s in 4:3
July 29, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Joining a new work project to rewrite a multinational corp’s billing system. I say new, the first PowerPoint about it was from someone who retired in 2017 and it’s in 4:3
I know it’s dead but sometimes the old site’s posts just like bubble up, mentally
July 16, 2025 at 10:34 AM
I know it’s dead but sometimes the old site’s posts just like bubble up, mentally
Rocking up to my night performance review video call with a backlit upward laptop cam and a cold sore like
July 2, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Rocking up to my night performance review video call with a backlit upward laptop cam and a cold sore like
35 years ago your stepmom would order pizza from the yellow phone on the kitchen wall. Nowadays an army of project managers and a couple of software thems make this possible
June 6, 2025 at 9:58 AM
35 years ago your stepmom would order pizza from the yellow phone on the kitchen wall. Nowadays an army of project managers and a couple of software thems make this possible
Years ago when we were testing a new cloud system at work I set this picture in my profile. Now the whole company uses it, many thousands of people worldwide; I interact with everyone on it, mostly strangers, and can’t find a way to change the pic
May 27, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Years ago when we were testing a new cloud system at work I set this picture in my profile. Now the whole company uses it, many thousands of people worldwide; I interact with everyone on it, mostly strangers, and can’t find a way to change the pic
You can only see him when all notifications are cleared
May 26, 2025 at 10:20 AM
You can only see him when all notifications are cleared
I lingered a bit while the deadnamed iOS app still worked but one can never step into the same river twice
May 26, 2025 at 9:17 AM
I lingered a bit while the deadnamed iOS app still worked but one can never step into the same river twice
It’s a fact: the gay middle child is the best one
May 23, 2025 at 10:51 AM
It’s a fact: the gay middle child is the best one
I’m reliably informed this was me
May 19, 2025 at 9:44 AM
I’m reliably informed this was me
My local council’s website has some great options like “report a dead possum” and “report a syringe”, but today I used “report a shared trail hazard” because some well-intentioned conservationists booby-trapped the bike path with wooden spikes
May 15, 2025 at 9:05 AM
My local council’s website has some great options like “report a dead possum” and “report a syringe”, but today I used “report a shared trail hazard” because some well-intentioned conservationists booby-trapped the bike path with wooden spikes
I’m not so hot with math but Australia is in for $368 billion for three (?!) submarines from America, which will cost every Australian person about 14 grand. Is that right? I had to turn my phone sideways to see all the zeros
April 5, 2025 at 10:06 AM
I’m not so hot with math but Australia is in for $368 billion for three (?!) submarines from America, which will cost every Australian person about 14 grand. Is that right? I had to turn my phone sideways to see all the zeros
No cheating. Post the last photo of your pet.
March 15, 2025 at 1:04 PM
No cheating. Post the last photo of your pet.