Petit Dictionnaire
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Petit Dictionnaire
@petitdictionnaire.bsky.social
Divorce warrior, uncloseted romantic, language teacher, bookish mum of three boys. From 🇳🇱 living in 🇫🇷. Definitely not single.
Studying 🇸🇪. Ally 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️.
We're doing a birthday weekend for my Mum's 80th. We'll be driving to the NL on Friday morning & arriving at the location for 4pm. We'll meet my sister-in-law & do shopping for the weekend, then more family will arrive in the evening. My Mum & her partner will be arriving on Sat morning and then...
a group of people are dancing in a forest and a man is holding a woman 's hand .
Alt: The hobbits and Gandalf are dancing at Bilbo's party
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November 24, 2025 at 9:14 AM
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THE CURE WILL HEADLINE PINKPOP NEXT SUMMER. TICKETS ON SALE SATURDAY 29 NOVEMBER 2025 AT 11:00CET VIA PINKPOP.NL #pinkpop #pp26
November 24, 2025 at 8:14 AM
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Oh go on then. All five together (which really highlights my inconsistencies…)
November 24, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Woah, a Christmas soda! Want to try this!
November 24, 2025 at 8:47 AM
I've come to realise that 7:30 is the best time to use Bluesky nowadays. Many followers are already up, and my timeline hasn't been flooded yet by our American brothers and sisters posting about ICE and Trump and MAGA. No offence, but... I like the tranquillity.
Oasis Desert GIF
Alt: Oasis Desert GIF
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November 24, 2025 at 6:57 AM
The fun thing about writing Alt-texts is that you learn what all the gestures are called. A chin flick. Pinched fingers. The sign of the horns. Had to look those up, as we only ever make them physically.
November 24, 2025 at 6:50 AM
November 24, 2025 at 6:46 AM
For years I had a colleague who taught Dutch at the Lille office. Met him once; he wasn't friendly. Never so much as received an email from him in 8 yrs.
Now, after he's been fired for watching porn at the office in plain sight of our trainees, he is asking me, repeatedly, to hook up on Linkedin.
a man with a ring on his finger is clapping
Alt: Tony Soprano is flicking his chin and pulling his Sicilian face
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November 24, 2025 at 6:39 AM
I keep thinking he must be the brother of Taron...but no that was Egerton
November 24, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Surely the poses and the fact they all look like girls "looking for a good time" would be a clue 😂
X rolled out a new feature overnight showing where accounts are based. This network of “Trump-supporting independent women” that claimed to be “real Americans” are based in Thailand.

The photos were stolen from European models & posts pushed pro-Trump lines while targeting Islam and LGBTQ people.
November 24, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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X rolled out a new feature overnight showing where accounts are based. This network of “Trump-supporting independent women” that claimed to be “real Americans” are based in Thailand.

The photos were stolen from European models & posts pushed pro-Trump lines while targeting Islam and LGBTQ people.
November 23, 2025 at 12:55 PM
🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️
“To the company’s disappointment, “people who stopped using Facebook for a week reported lower feelings of depression, anxiety, loneliness and social comparison,” internal documents said.”

No surprise they suppressed the research!!
“Meta shut down internal research into the mental health effects of Facebook after finding causal evidence that its products harmed users’ mental health, according to unredacted filings in a lawsuit by U.S. school districts against Meta and other social media platforms.”
November 24, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Fuck me. The weekend was exhausting and I've just seen I didn't even give them haircuts
November 24, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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To anyone saying “this will just piss off paying customers who would otherwise support your cause,” remember that Home Depot has been allowing ICE to operate *inside store properties*
In Monrovia, California, protesters are purchasing 17¢ ICE scrapers from Home Depot and immediately returning them to create long lines and slow down the entire store. Their aim is to disrupt sales and convey a message opposing ICE raids occurring in their neighborhood.
November 23, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Tonight's ghost story is The Tale of The Headless Cat. #CatsOfBluesky
November 23, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Watched this tonight. Fantastic cinema.
Took us a while to realise the director, Edward Berger, not only directed All Quiet on the western front, but also Deutschland 83! 😮
November 23, 2025 at 7:39 PM
How is it Sunday night already??
a woman says i 'm still exhausted in a netflix advertisement
Alt: a woman says i 'm still exhausted while fake smiling and blinking several times
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November 23, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Hi, are there any Brits here who are renewing their titre de séjour "article 50" or have already done it?
We're just wondering if there is or isn't a language requirement.
November 23, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I'm glad I opened the curtains and looked out at 4 am, because this morning there's absolutely zero snow left! 😟
November 23, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Oooh
Postbox bollards outside the Post Office. Absolutely delightful.
#WorldBollardAssociation 📮
November 22, 2025 at 5:13 PM
What we didn't know we needed today...
This is one of my favorite sets in my collection. Somewhere out there in the 1960s, a kitten and bird were pals. 💕
November 21, 2025 at 7:03 PM
😭
I came home on break & saw my woodpecker was dead in the road in front of our house so I went and got him & buried him & took a few of his feathers and put them here with my guardian rabbit. 💔😭
November 21, 2025 at 4:12 PM
OMFG. Can everybody sit up now, please?
'Iran’s capital must be moved because the country “no longer has a choice,” President Masoud Pezeshkian said on Thursday in remarks carried by state media, warning that severe ecological strain has made Tehran impossible to sustain'

#Iran 🇮🇷
Iran president says capital move now a necessity as water crisis deepens
Iran’s capital must be moved because the country “no longer has a choice,” President Masoud Pezeshkian said on Thursday in remarks carried by state media, warning that severe ecological strain has mad...
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November 21, 2025 at 3:23 PM
So guy, I had to lean over the coffee every time I wrote something on the board. The guy didn't seem to notice how awkward it was.
When the whiteboard is unattainable.... 🤦‍♀️
November 21, 2025 at 3:19 PM
When the whiteboard is unattainable.... 🤦‍♀️
November 21, 2025 at 8:27 AM