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hoarding my remaining pennies like an exceedingly poor dragon
November 12, 2025 at 8:27 PM
hoarding my remaining pennies like an exceedingly poor dragon
Forgot to charge your laptop?
November 6, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Forgot to charge your laptop?
Wearing white pants after labor day… what has been done to my brain that I’m feeling so apprehensive about this
November 6, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Wearing white pants after labor day… what has been done to my brain that I’m feeling so apprehensive about this
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Our cat has zoomies, obviously because Mamdani is projected to win in NYC
November 5, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Our cat has zoomies, obviously because Mamdani is projected to win in NYC
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andrew cuomo doesn't even want to actually be mayor of new york city he's just an old loser full of spite with nothing else in his life
November 3, 2025 at 11:21 PM
andrew cuomo doesn't even want to actually be mayor of new york city he's just an old loser full of spite with nothing else in his life
Feeling like a cunty mormon
November 3, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Feeling like a cunty mormon
Need a slice of cherry pie and a damn fine cup of coffee STAT
a man in a suit is surrounded by unicorns and a cup of coffee that says coffee on it
ALT: a man in a suit is surrounded by unicorns and a cup of coffee that says coffee on it
media.tenor.com
November 3, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Need a slice of cherry pie and a damn fine cup of coffee STAT
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6. NEVER USE IT YOURSELF. EVER! The most common issue I hear from students is that some of their lecturers use ChatGPT for feedback, syllabus creation, etc., so why shouldn't they? Of course I'm not the boss of you, but as soon as you use it for ANYTHING, you're giving students implicit permission.
May 7, 2025 at 1:58 PM
6. NEVER USE IT YOURSELF. EVER! The most common issue I hear from students is that some of their lecturers use ChatGPT for feedback, syllabus creation, etc., so why shouldn't they? Of course I'm not the boss of you, but as soon as you use it for ANYTHING, you're giving students implicit permission.
Bruh I’m literally Ann Perkins
October 26, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Bruh I’m literally Ann Perkins
too normie for the freaks too freaky for the normies 😔
October 23, 2025 at 5:15 PM
too normie for the freaks too freaky for the normies 😔
I need a dating app where I can filter by minimum years in therapy….
October 16, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I need a dating app where I can filter by minimum years in therapy….
My favorite is when they have a “bought this before he was crazy” sticker because literally no you didn’t
But seriously, how dedicated to being a total douchebag to you have to be to still be driving a Cybertruck at this point?
October 6, 2025 at 2:24 PM
My favorite is when they have a “bought this before he was crazy” sticker because literally no you didn’t
new business idea: a restaurant that exclusively serves trader joe’s frozen meals
October 1, 2025 at 1:47 AM
new business idea: a restaurant that exclusively serves trader joe’s frozen meals
Gosh I love perfume so much
September 30, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Gosh I love perfume so much
I think whipped cream’s rebrand into “cold foam” needs to be studied in marketing classes
September 29, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I think whipped cream’s rebrand into “cold foam” needs to be studied in marketing classes
Why is having a crush so scary
September 28, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Why is having a crush so scary
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I forgot what I was going to say: A memoir
September 25, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I forgot what I was going to say: A memoir
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you can just make up anything you want about astrology as long as you say it confidently and assertively, it's like shoplifting
September 26, 2025 at 7:48 PM
you can just make up anything you want about astrology as long as you say it confidently and assertively, it's like shoplifting
Guys am I allowed to say tweet on here? I really don’t wanna say skeet
September 24, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Guys am I allowed to say tweet on here? I really don’t wanna say skeet
I just wanna be part of your symphony
September 24, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I just wanna be part of your symphony
Guys I’m about to take a walk, it’s just like that passion pit song!!!!!!
September 24, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Guys I’m about to take a walk, it’s just like that passion pit song!!!!!!
Trying to detox screens rn so I’m on here on my iPad instead of my phone. #Brave#StayStrong#Resilient
September 24, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Trying to detox screens rn so I’m on here on my iPad instead of my phone. #Brave#StayStrong#Resilient
Are matchbooks coming back as a form of business card? Been given a few recently. I’m so here for this!!
September 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Are matchbooks coming back as a form of business card? Been given a few recently. I’m so here for this!!
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Women should avoid getting pregnant at all costs at this point.
Men can be lonelier. The birth rate can tank.
Men can be lonelier. The birth rate can tank.
September 23, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Women should avoid getting pregnant at all costs at this point.
Men can be lonelier. The birth rate can tank.
Men can be lonelier. The birth rate can tank.