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Oh man, just heard the fella who wrote the outtro to Love, Actually has died :(
June 13, 2025 at 6:42 AM
"You can see how much it means to Everton" says Van Dijk, shortly after 3 reds were sent off for having tantrums about the result
February 13, 2025 at 9:33 AM
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My door is always open if you want to stop by and fix my door
January 13, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Squid game 2 is the best thing I've seen on telly for ages. Also love playing Korean Lookalikes while watching it. So far I've got Colin Farrell, Mads Mikkelsen, Javier Bardem and young Johnny Depp
January 12, 2025 at 12:33 AM
What the fuck is this shite
January 12, 2025 at 12:26 AM
If I took my young boy into the city to see a marching band, I'd probably just buy him an ice cream and have a nice day out
January 10, 2025 at 12:50 PM
January 10, 2025 at 10:13 AM
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Not a single Reform MP has bothered to turn up to today's House of Commons debate on tackling violence against women and girls
January 9, 2025 at 2:21 PM
The biggest sign that Robbie Williams wasn't interested in breaking America was one of his songs starting with the line "my breath smells of a thousand fags"
January 3, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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Seven years ago I wrote a holiday-themed version of “Killing In The Name Of” that RATM could release as a Christmas single. They haven’t recorded it yet but I haven’t given up hope that someday they will
December 23, 2024 at 6:29 AM
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Happy 99th birthday to Dick Van Dyke, inventor of the DVD player.
December 13, 2024 at 2:33 PM
Father Christmas by Raymond Briggs but all 76 instances of the word "blooming" (75 by Father Christmas, 1 by a child's voice in a song) have been replaced with the f word
December 10, 2024 at 8:41 PM
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December 9, 2024 at 9:41 AM
Unexpected but welcome to see Rosé & Bruno Mars speaking out on Associated Party Transactions. If you give the state-owned clubs free rein then the Premier League will become even less competitive than it already is. Not the sexiest subject for a song but important nonetheless. Well done guys
December 9, 2024 at 9:45 AM
'Motive remains a mystery' in murder of UnitedHealthcare CEO, says the BBC.

Maybe, but only in a "we can't rely on motive to narrow down the search" kind of way, like a real life Who Shot Mr Burns
December 5, 2024 at 8:58 AM
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Spotify: March was your Francophile Cowgirl Crush Punk phase
Me: Uh huh that’s right
Spotify: In July you had a Surf Princess Girl Math Autoerotic-core moment
Me: I recall that, yes
December 4, 2024 at 9:21 PM
Elf on the shelf ideas when you're on your 3rd child / seventh consecutive year
December 3, 2024 at 11:06 PM
Oh no
November 29, 2024 at 7:44 AM
Chernobyl with Ben Fogle on Channel 5 worth a watch. Looking forward to the follow up, too - Hiroshima with Anthony Joshua
November 28, 2024 at 11:18 PM
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November 26, 2024 at 4:54 PM
Why is every other post on here a picture of a cat
November 15, 2024 at 7:49 AM