Penises
@penises.bsky.social
I know, i know… the handle is misleading
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don’t make me tap the sign
”himbo” is a title bestowed upon you by others, NOT something you get to self-impose
”himbo” is a title bestowed upon you by others, NOT something you get to self-impose
November 20, 2025 at 11:43 AM
don’t make me tap the sign
”himbo” is a title bestowed upon you by others, NOT something you get to self-impose
”himbo” is a title bestowed upon you by others, NOT something you get to self-impose
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QTP with your favorite fighting pokemon 💪
November 19, 2025 at 7:34 AM
QTP with your favorite fighting pokemon 💪
Zara Larsson getting Big Freedia to rap about sucking dick till he goons and Muni Long about god’s eternal light, love and splendor on the ”Midnight Sun” remix is what summer’s all about, like
November 18, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Zara Larsson getting Big Freedia to rap about sucking dick till he goons and Muni Long about god’s eternal light, love and splendor on the ”Midnight Sun” remix is what summer’s all about, like
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Maybe my favorite pokemon
November 18, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Maybe my favorite pokemon
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voted most funny at the orgy
November 18, 2025 at 3:50 AM
voted most funny at the orgy
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Monday. But at least this my first day off from both jobs in ages.
August 4, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Monday. But at least this my first day off from both jobs in ages.
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Crazy to think the only reason I look the way I do is because I bought a workout plan from sodomymcscurveylegs on tumblr in 2017
August 3, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Crazy to think the only reason I look the way I do is because I bought a workout plan from sodomymcscurveylegs on tumblr in 2017
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The council agrees Fátima (purple lady) is the best one
November 15, 2025 at 1:57 PM
The council agrees Fátima (purple lady) is the best one
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The idea was biome outfits btw!
🌧️🍁🌲🌿🌵❄️
🌧️🍁🌲🌿🌵❄️
November 6, 2025 at 4:57 PM
The idea was biome outfits btw!
🌧️🍁🌲🌿🌵❄️
🌧️🍁🌲🌿🌵❄️
The part when Matteo Lane said he got divorced and i - the ONLY person in the otherwise dead silent audience - cheered, because for a moment i forgot that to some people it’s an incredibly emotional and sentimental ordeal, aaand my divorce experience is not necesarily a universal one 😶
November 10, 2025 at 7:09 PM
The part when Matteo Lane said he got divorced and i - the ONLY person in the otherwise dead silent audience - cheered, because for a moment i forgot that to some people it’s an incredibly emotional and sentimental ordeal, aaand my divorce experience is not necesarily a universal one 😶
Telling someone they don’t look their name is not the compliment you think it is
November 8, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Telling someone they don’t look their name is not the compliment you think it is
Mom (swedish. generally speaking doesn’t listen to music.), texts out of nowhere, 8pm:
”Have you heard Rosalía?”
”Have you heard Rosalía?”
November 8, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Mom (swedish. generally speaking doesn’t listen to music.), texts out of nowhere, 8pm:
”Have you heard Rosalía?”
”Have you heard Rosalía?”
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it’s the freaking weeking baby!!
November 8, 2025 at 3:48 AM
it’s the freaking weeking baby!!
If y’all thought already i was obnoxious about this era on ig; strap on strap in
November 7, 2025 at 6:59 PM
If y’all thought already i was obnoxious about this era on ig; strap on strap in
Zara Larsson Grammy nomination let’s facking gåååå
November 7, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Zara Larsson Grammy nomination let’s facking gåååå
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Quote with a 10/10 album
November 7, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Quote with a 10/10 album
Quote with a 10/10 album
November 7, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Quote with a 10/10 album
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It’s kinda dumb that there’s a character named Sauron and one named Saruman. That’s like having your two main villains named Becca and Rebecca.
November 5, 2025 at 2:16 AM
It’s kinda dumb that there’s a character named Sauron and one named Saruman. That’s like having your two main villains named Becca and Rebecca.
Gnawt + evolution (I think I'm naming it either Vasquerade or Masquegnito?)
November 5, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Gnawt + evolution (I think I'm naming it either Vasquerade or Masquegnito?)
I… forgot about the hat to out-hat them all and in darkness bind them
November 4, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I… forgot about the hat to out-hat them all and in darkness bind them
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Raining out means it’s time for Imogen Heap
October 14, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Raining out means it’s time for Imogen Heap
Rascaloon
The Pilfering Pokémon
Dark type
Due to its excessive compulsion to steal – and its poor inventory management – it tends to re-steal its own belongings.
Rascaloon can be found napping in incredibly cramped spots during daylight hours, a testament to its heavy sleeping habits.
The Pilfering Pokémon
Dark type
Due to its excessive compulsion to steal – and its poor inventory management – it tends to re-steal its own belongings.
Rascaloon can be found napping in incredibly cramped spots during daylight hours, a testament to its heavy sleeping habits.
November 4, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Rascaloon
The Pilfering Pokémon
Dark type
Due to its excessive compulsion to steal – and its poor inventory management – it tends to re-steal its own belongings.
Rascaloon can be found napping in incredibly cramped spots during daylight hours, a testament to its heavy sleeping habits.
The Pilfering Pokémon
Dark type
Due to its excessive compulsion to steal – and its poor inventory management – it tends to re-steal its own belongings.
Rascaloon can be found napping in incredibly cramped spots during daylight hours, a testament to its heavy sleeping habits.
