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November 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Tyntaktile
Fighting/Steel type

Tyntaktile's ability to absorb attacks and redirect the energy with its fluent movement has influenced some martial arts disciplines. This squishy Pokémon can contort its stretchy body to squeeze through even the tiniest spaces.
November 27, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Tentackler
Fighting/Steel type

Tentackler is a phenomenal balancer, able to maintain a steady position on the tip of its horn, even when asleep. It stores food inside the helmet, always having a snack close at hand. Trading helmets is a powerful custom observed between deeply trusted companions.
November 27, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Tintickle
Fighting/Steel type

It constantly battles its kind to test skill. If it loses its helmet, it won't rest until it has found a good replacement. Burrowing leaves the sharp horn sticking up, often injuring people's feet.
November 27, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Today's rough sketches
November 27, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I'll never stop making big-eared fakemon doing the glowy-eyed menacing attack
November 26, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Skip Rimsza, mayor of Phoenix, 1994-2004
November 26, 2025 at 11:27 AM
everything’s sweedah in sweden… 🇸🇪
November 25, 2025 at 7:48 PM
”You’ll be visited by three spirits”

The three spirits:
November 25, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Zollouette
Psychic type

The dark shapes it conjures using refined psionic powers possess measurable mass. These are thought to be pockets of compressed non-existence.

Parent Zollouette subtly leash their young, using the psionic shapes to keep them close without their knowledge.
November 24, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Vizuaua
Psychic type

Vizuaua's high attunement to energy allows it to perceive things invisible to the naked eye. Long believed to be able to see into the future, it merely anticipates movement through hyper-senses.

When threatened, it projects an illusion to make itself appear bigger.
November 24, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Remade my regional dogs
November 24, 2025 at 9:46 PM
been in need for some euphoric pop so i started werqin on this
November 24, 2025 at 2:02 PM
November 22, 2025 at 7:56 AM
werqin' on things
November 21, 2025 at 5:13 PM
(Don't stop, pop that, pop that, make it wap, wap)
Never-ending (Make his jaws lock like he suckin' on a lollipop)
I said it's never-ending midnight sun (Wanna see you slob like you eatin' corn on the cob)
(Make that, make that, talk to God when you whine on the knob)
November 18, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Zara Larsson Grammy nomination let’s facking gåååå
November 7, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Quote with a 10/10 album
November 7, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Quote with a 10/10 album
November 7, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Gnawt + evolution (I think I'm naming it either Vasquerade or Masquegnito?)
November 5, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I… forgot about the hat to out-hat them all and in darkness bind them
November 4, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Rascaloon
The Pilfering Pokémon
Dark type

Due to its excessive compulsion to steal – and its poor inventory management – it tends to re-steal its own belongings.

Rascaloon can be found napping in incredibly cramped spots during daylight hours, a testament to its heavy sleeping habits.
November 4, 2025 at 3:10 PM
???
November 4, 2025 at 8:57 AM
The trainer
November 4, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Revisited my pikaclone line (electric and electric/water)
November 3, 2025 at 10:01 PM