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Paul Meighan
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Little League Coach. Product Manager, S3.

Doing my absolute level best over here.
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Does Not Rhyme
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-cough
-though
-rough
-bough

Does Rhyme
-pony
-bologna
August 25, 2025 at 8:01 PM
As a gen x dad one of my favorite things is to tell my kids that they trippin
August 2, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Ok Slash. AFD aged horribly. Go back and listen to it end to end. It does not hold up.

We have nostalgia for it because of the trash pile that was hair metal in 1987. Compared to Bon Jovi’s Slippery when Wet (which sold almost as many copies) it was god damn Mozart.
Guns N’ Roses releases “Appetite for Destruction” 38 years ago today.

It captured “a raw, honest energy,” said Slash. “It wasn’t polished, it wasn’t planned. It just was. And people still feel that — it’s the kind of record that doesn’t age.”

“Sweet Child O’ Mine” 🎸
July 22, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Proud Seattlite my whole life but I’m from LA now.
June 9, 2025 at 5:50 PM
ChatGPT is running the country right now.
npr.org NPR @npr.org · May 30
HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s "Make America Healthy Again" report cited hundreds of studies, but a closer look by the news organization NOTUS found that some of those studies did not exist.
White House acknowledges problems in RFK Jr.'s 'Make America Healthy Again' report
HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s "Make America Healthy Again" report cited hundreds of studies, but a closer look by the news organization NOTUS found that some of those studies did not exist.
n.pr
May 30, 2025 at 12:03 PM
In times like this, thank god for the 4th estate. It’s been a rocky few years, but rest assured that the power of the free press will see American democracy through.
May 27, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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Picard management tip: Give orders that make sense.
April 27, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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Why don't cargo ships use the Rust programing language?

Because they only know how to operate at C-level.
April 12, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
April 9, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Appetite for Destruction does not hold up. Go back and listen to it end to end. It’s trash.
Fuck your favourite song. Tell me your least favourite song. The one that makes you die inside the moment you hear the first 3 seconds.
March 30, 2025 at 1:01 AM
March 22, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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March 17, 2025 at 1:05 AM
This is the chapter where Toad has a crazy psychedelic nightmare and thinks he’s lost Frog as a friend. It’s the only chapter like that and I think about it all the time
March 11, 2025 at 6:37 AM
12yo: Dad I need tech support! Disney+ keeps getting the spinny wheel

Me: Did you turn it off and back on?

12yo: BRAH. What does that have to do with anything

Me: *gen x stare over the top of my reading glasses *
March 10, 2025 at 2:01 AM
"I'm John Kerry and I'm reporting for duty."
Democrats spent one-and-a-half days cooking up a game plan for a comeback—one that includes more gun shows and capitalism while moving “away from the dominance of small-dollar donors.”
Dems Unveil New Plan to Beat MAGA: More Gun Shows and Less AOC
The plan includes proposals to shift right on cultural issues and double down on a pro-capitalism message.
www.thedailybeast.com
March 3, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Please support youth sports.

These volunteer-run organizations help kids develop confidence, character, and a love for physical fitness.

They also create a shared community experience around the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat. These connections are more important now than ever before.
March 2, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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Corey has reached a new low
I got rescue diver certified last weekend.
February 28, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Should be fine right?
February 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I meant it then and I mean it now.
Man Who Told Transplants That Seattleites Don’t Use Umbrellas in the 90s Never Meant for Things to Get This Far: bit.ly/3QzWYlC
February 23, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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never ask a distributed systems engineer what time it is
February 15, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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Classic meme that I embody:
February 15, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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careless destruction is rich kid shit and we should all say it
September 11, 2024 at 10:59 PM
I worked one day at a fish seller in the Pike Place Market. Not the fish throwing one, but a different one down the way that was super grumpy because they claimed to have thrown fish first, but for the right reasons. Then those other guys just copied them as a shtick for the tourists.
What job did you quit the fastest? Mine was Subway.
February 11, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Actual heavy drinking is pretty fun, but there are really only three outcomes: death, disaster, sobriety
people over 30 quote this with some life advice for the rest of us?
January 31, 2025 at 5:19 AM