2yo usually asks for me to sing Rock-a-bye baby as his bedtime song. Tonight he asked for Pink Pony Club
December 5, 2025 at 8:14 PM
2yo usually asks for me to sing Rock-a-bye baby as his bedtime song. Tonight he asked for Pink Pony Club
December 4, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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steve smith, you scored 17 on your specialist subject, "getting hit by jofra archer"
November 21, 2025 at 7:52 AM
steve smith, you scored 17 on your specialist subject, "getting hit by jofra archer"
2yo is proudly telling everyone that he's sitting on his big bumcrack*
*(beanbag)
*(beanbag)
November 16, 2025 at 7:43 AM
2yo is proudly telling everyone that he's sitting on his big bumcrack*
*(beanbag)
*(beanbag)
Curled it better with his head than I can with my boot
November 5, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Curled it better with his head than I can with my boot
"Woof" only exists because of the written word
November 4, 2025 at 8:21 AM
"Woof" only exists because of the written word
TIL *anyone* can sign up for Barbican Library in Libby. Not just Soft Londoners. And their selection is significantly broader than Newcastle's
share.google/cJqtQ8hdUt2D...
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Online Registration
share.google
November 2, 2025 at 8:54 PM
TIL *anyone* can sign up for Barbican Library in Libby. Not just Soft Londoners. And their selection is significantly broader than Newcastle's
share.google/cJqtQ8hdUt2D...
share.google/cJqtQ8hdUt2D...
Hallowe'en playlist for the kids has avoided Zombie, but _does_ include Ghost Town
October 31, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Hallowe'en playlist for the kids has avoided Zombie, but _does_ include Ghost Town
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This is monumental.
October 30, 2025 at 3:47 AM
This is monumental.
Mediaeval @jonnelledge.bsky.social walking to a fair with his pack animals and pointing out on the undeveloped greenfield sites along the way.
www.landesgeschichte.uni-goettingen.de/handelsstras...
www.landesgeschichte.uni-goettingen.de/handelsstras...
Viabundus map 2
www.landesgeschichte.uni-goettingen.de
October 28, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Mediaeval @jonnelledge.bsky.social walking to a fair with his pack animals and pointing out on the undeveloped greenfield sites along the way.
www.landesgeschichte.uni-goettingen.de/handelsstras...
www.landesgeschichte.uni-goettingen.de/handelsstras...
Me, panicked: Are you ok? Have you been sick.
2 yo, beaming with pride: Yeah. I eated it. It's in my belly now.
2 yo, beaming with pride: Yeah. I eated it. It's in my belly now.
October 22, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Me, panicked: Are you ok? Have you been sick.
2 yo, beaming with pride: Yeah. I eated it. It's in my belly now.
2 yo, beaming with pride: Yeah. I eated it. It's in my belly now.
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I’ve automated it so now I don’t have to actively perform the task — I only have to fix it when the automation breaks, which only happens extremely regularly
October 21, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I’ve automated it so now I don’t have to actively perform the task — I only have to fix it when the automation breaks, which only happens extremely regularly
The delighted yay I heard coming down the stairs makes me think the 2 yo didn't heed my request to head to the bath.
October 15, 2025 at 6:32 PM
The delighted yay I heard coming down the stairs makes me think the 2 yo didn't heed my request to head to the bath.
Americans, you need to sort your units out.
October 14, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Americans, you need to sort your units out.
Not saying we've got bedtime sussed, but I managed to rhyme 'story' with 'weewee' for the 6 yo's nonsense poem while the 2 yo threw bouncy balls at my bum and the 3 week old attempted to give me a hickey while searching for milk
October 8, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Not saying we've got bedtime sussed, but I managed to rhyme 'story' with 'weewee' for the 6 yo's nonsense poem while the 2 yo threw bouncy balls at my bum and the 3 week old attempted to give me a hickey while searching for milk
Some days you have to accept are the kind of day where your baby is going to repeatedly projectile shit and take out your last 3 clean pairs of jeans.
She's somehow in the same outfit.
She's somehow in the same outfit.
September 30, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Some days you have to accept are the kind of day where your baby is going to repeatedly projectile shit and take out your last 3 clean pairs of jeans.
She's somehow in the same outfit.
She's somehow in the same outfit.
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One for @cjforms.bsky.social for #FixTheForms.
Can you spot the difference between "other" and "elsewhere" in registering a birth?
Love a guess to why, given we've already ticked yes to married, I can't fill out the form as dad—mam only.
Can you spot the difference between "other" and "elsewhere" in registering a birth?
Love a guess to why, given we've already ticked yes to married, I can't fill out the form as dad—mam only.
September 26, 2025 at 9:24 AM
One for @cjforms.bsky.social for #FixTheForms.
Can you spot the difference between "other" and "elsewhere" in registering a birth?
Love a guess to why, given we've already ticked yes to married, I can't fill out the form as dad—mam only.
Can you spot the difference between "other" and "elsewhere" in registering a birth?
Love a guess to why, given we've already ticked yes to married, I can't fill out the form as dad—mam only.
In laws cooked tea for us tonight (kind). MiL looks me dead in the eye and says, "One nice meal for you this week" (fatal).
September 25, 2025 at 6:48 PM
In laws cooked tea for us tonight (kind). MiL looks me dead in the eye and says, "One nice meal for you this week" (fatal).
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One of my favorite poems since childhood, and a poem I share every #autumnequinox.
By the 12thc warrior poet Xin Qiji 辛棄疾, sidelined during peacetime, demoted, drifting through a decade of minor posts in remote lands.
Poetry, then, is that which is left unsaid.
“My, what a cool and lovely autumn.”
By the 12thc warrior poet Xin Qiji 辛棄疾, sidelined during peacetime, demoted, drifting through a decade of minor posts in remote lands.
Poetry, then, is that which is left unsaid.
“My, what a cool and lovely autumn.”
September 22, 2024 at 11:07 AM
One of my favorite poems since childhood, and a poem I share every #autumnequinox.
By the 12thc warrior poet Xin Qiji 辛棄疾, sidelined during peacetime, demoted, drifting through a decade of minor posts in remote lands.
Poetry, then, is that which is left unsaid.
“My, what a cool and lovely autumn.”
By the 12thc warrior poet Xin Qiji 辛棄疾, sidelined during peacetime, demoted, drifting through a decade of minor posts in remote lands.
Poetry, then, is that which is left unsaid.
“My, what a cool and lovely autumn.”
Repurposing space in old hospitals creates eerie liminal spaces round corners from 24-hour conversational corridors
September 22, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Repurposing space in old hospitals creates eerie liminal spaces round corners from 24-hour conversational corridors
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80% of white liberal debate bros: “don’t make me angry, you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry, I get hella racist”
September 19, 2025 at 8:24 AM
80% of white liberal debate bros: “don’t make me angry, you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry, I get hella racist”
8 hours waiting in the hospital so far. Wouldn't be bad at all if not for the bed neighbours having ITV4 on full blast for the duration.
September 14, 2025 at 3:00 PM
8 hours waiting in the hospital so far. Wouldn't be bad at all if not for the bed neighbours having ITV4 on full blast for the duration.
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As I've been watching the new season of The Bear, something's been hovering in the corner of my mind. And I've just figured out what it is.
If the lemmings from Lemmings were human... They would look like this
If the lemmings from Lemmings were human... They would look like this
September 7, 2025 at 7:37 PM
As I've been watching the new season of The Bear, something's been hovering in the corner of my mind. And I've just figured out what it is.
If the lemmings from Lemmings were human... They would look like this
If the lemmings from Lemmings were human... They would look like this