Paul Brittain
@paulbrittain.bsky.social
Comedy. Actor. Writer. Chicago guy. Saturday Night Live/SNL/Comedy Bang Bang/Killing Gunther/ The Simpsons
Don't tell me the price. Tell me the price point.
January 31, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Don't tell me the price. Tell me the price point.
Bongino: *nods* "Bovino"
Bovino: *nods* "Bongino"
Bovino: *nods* "Bongino"
January 27, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Bongino: *nods* "Bovino"
Bovino: *nods* "Bongino"
Bovino: *nods* "Bongino"
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"abolish ICE and prosecute everyone involved" is the moderate position
January 24, 2026 at 4:15 PM
"abolish ICE and prosecute everyone involved" is the moderate position
Reposted by Paul Brittain
Map here of 215 solidarity actions with the Minneapolis General Strike
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Donate to Track the Growing Minneapolis General Strike Movement Nationwide
The Minneapolis General Strike movement has come to 215 cities, and we need your help to cover it.
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January 23, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Map here of 215 solidarity actions with the Minneapolis General Strike
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In a statement, an emotional Grok told me it was "shaken" by the revenge porn it had generated. "It's not epic, and not based," Grok said. "It's neither. Frankly, it's cringe. And gay." An emailed request for comment to X received an auto-reply of a rofl emoji and a custom swastika emoji.
January 3, 2026 at 5:29 AM
In a statement, an emotional Grok told me it was "shaken" by the revenge porn it had generated. "It's not epic, and not based," Grok said. "It's neither. Frankly, it's cringe. And gay." An emailed request for comment to X received an auto-reply of a rofl emoji and a custom swastika emoji.
"Bipartisanship used to mean something to folks in this..
December 29, 2025 at 8:57 PM
"Bipartisanship used to mean something to folks in this..
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These are the people who are willing to go on the record.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/u...
December 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM
These are the people who are willing to go on the record.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/u...
The only thing me and my friends talk about is Non-fungible tokens
December 14, 2025 at 10:47 PM
The only thing me and my friends talk about is Non-fungible tokens
Glacier Bay Toilets World Peace Prize
December 6, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Glacier Bay Toilets World Peace Prize
He's a shoo-in for the Raytheon Peace Prize
December 5, 2025 at 9:46 PM
He's a shoo-in for the Raytheon Peace Prize
Vomit hose guy can be heard saying "Maclunky" right before Sterling spews
HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right
December 4, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Vomit hose guy can be heard saying "Maclunky" right before Sterling spews
Did you say salted caramel potato chips?? You will throw them directly in a river right now, thank you.
November 25, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Did you say salted caramel potato chips?? You will throw them directly in a river right now, thank you.
Poor attention to detail, and that's on me. #accountability
November 24, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Poor attention to detail, and that's on me. #accountability
It's his face while being dragged off that does it for me
November 14, 2025 at 1:12 AM
It's his face while being dragged off that does it for me
Snooty ass back-of-airplane-seat libraries
November 7, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Snooty ass back-of-airplane-seat libraries
Sub-par prosecution from DOJ
🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
November 6, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Sub-par prosecution from DOJ
20th inning if you hit 2 foul balls the catcher gets to kiss you
October 28, 2025 at 6:45 AM
20th inning if you hit 2 foul balls the catcher gets to kiss you
A Coors Light even
17th inning you gotta drink the grossest beer from the back of the fridge. A cucumber stout. A watermelon abomination.
October 28, 2025 at 6:21 AM
A Coors Light even
17th inning you gotta drink the grossest beer from the back of the fridge. A cucumber stout. A watermelon abomination.
October 28, 2025 at 6:11 AM
17th inning you gotta drink the grossest beer from the back of the fridge. A cucumber stout. A watermelon abomination.
Huge week for the "shutdown the government in order to keep the pedophiles' secrets safe and let Biff demolish the White House" constituency
October 22, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Huge week for the "shutdown the government in order to keep the pedophiles' secrets safe and let Biff demolish the White House" constituency
Having sex in your parents' MedBed and it keeps trying to cure you of Typhoid fever
September 29, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Having sex in your parents' MedBed and it keeps trying to cure you of Typhoid fever
Watch on Fox in 15 mins, West Coast
Was thrilled to play a character in the season premiere of The Simpsons airing tonight! Written by the great @jessicajconrad❤️!
September 29, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Watch on Fox in 15 mins, West Coast
Was thrilled to play a character in the season premiere of The Simpsons airing tonight! Written by the great @jessicajconrad❤️!
September 29, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Was thrilled to play a character in the season premiere of The Simpsons airing tonight! Written by the great @jessicajconrad❤️!
Shocked that this is what the Ticketmaster CEO looks like
September 26, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Shocked that this is what the Ticketmaster CEO looks like