patty gay-kes
@pattywhackattack.bsky.social
crafty queen/vers king
📍nyc
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Pinned
straight wedding: over
pants: off
happy pride bbs- nyc I’ll be back in you tonight ☺️
pants: off
happy pride bbs- nyc I’ll be back in you tonight ☺️
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most unrealistic part of Heated Rivalry is the fact they completely ignore the release of E•MO•TION in 2015
December 31, 2025 at 4:33 PM
most unrealistic part of Heated Rivalry is the fact they completely ignore the release of E•MO•TION in 2015
Bicep thread!
This pic makes me miss summer :(
This pic makes me miss summer :(
December 28, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Bicep thread!
This pic makes me miss summer :(
This pic makes me miss summer :(
taken in the childhood bathroom before a new tat later :) !!!
December 23, 2025 at 9:00 PM
taken in the childhood bathroom before a new tat later :) !!!
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that the Whos celebrate Christmas suggests some knowledge of Christ, but whether this is our anthropic Christ or a distinctive Who-Christ remains obscure; some have argued Christianity was introduced to them during their refuge with Horton, which of course turns us to the matter of Elephant Religion
December 23, 2025 at 4:10 AM
that the Whos celebrate Christmas suggests some knowledge of Christ, but whether this is our anthropic Christ or a distinctive Who-Christ remains obscure; some have argued Christianity was introduced to them during their refuge with Horton, which of course turns us to the matter of Elephant Religion
for anyone with aux cord responsibilities this week- my fave elf has been collecting music that doesn’t remind you of your holiday retail work trauma
December 22, 2025 at 1:42 PM
for anyone with aux cord responsibilities this week- my fave elf has been collecting music that doesn’t remind you of your holiday retail work trauma
follow me for more tips and tricks on how to be the favorite sibling at Christmas
December 21, 2025 at 2:00 PM
follow me for more tips and tricks on how to be the favorite sibling at Christmas
absolutely strutting through the Gerald R. Ford International Airport in all black to let the midwestern gays know that the flight from NYC has landed
December 20, 2025 at 6:46 PM
absolutely strutting through the Gerald R. Ford International Airport in all black to let the midwestern gays know that the flight from NYC has landed
Kylie Minogue tho…. we simply don’t deserve her. Not an original thought but idc
December 20, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Kylie Minogue tho…. we simply don’t deserve her. Not an original thought but idc
the best way to spread Christmas cheer is by being kind to every single person working at the airport PLEASE for the love of god
December 20, 2025 at 1:44 PM
the best way to spread Christmas cheer is by being kind to every single person working at the airport PLEASE for the love of god
have you ever witnessed your soulmate do something they love for a bunch of people who love and appreciate it???? HIGHLY RECOMMEND 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹#thanksgiving #gay
November 29, 2025 at 3:58 AM
have you ever witnessed your soulmate do something they love for a bunch of people who love and appreciate it???? HIGHLY RECOMMEND 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹#thanksgiving #gay
Whole Foods? More like Whole Hog smdh
November 21, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Whole Foods? More like Whole Hog smdh
Whole Foods literally never has what I need.... more like Half Foods smdh
November 20, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Whole Foods literally never has what I need.... more like Half Foods smdh
kind of a shitty day but I made a beautiful pot of pasta e fagioli and enjoying it wit my man 🥺
November 18, 2025 at 10:27 PM
kind of a shitty day but I made a beautiful pot of pasta e fagioli and enjoying it wit my man 🥺
you’re telling me mamdani is mayor and I STILL HAVE GO TO WORK??? I should be frolicking
November 5, 2025 at 12:35 PM
you’re telling me mamdani is mayor and I STILL HAVE GO TO WORK??? I should be frolicking
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ugh I always forget to save my early voting sticker to wear on Election Day. What’s the point of performative democracy if I can’t get it together?!?
November 4, 2025 at 12:08 PM
ugh I always forget to save my early voting sticker to wear on Election Day. What’s the point of performative democracy if I can’t get it together?!?
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She just keeps achieving higher levels of mother never reached before every day
November 3, 2025 at 7:23 PM
She just keeps achieving higher levels of mother never reached before every day
cozy hangover nap time
November 1, 2025 at 7:19 PM
cozy hangover nap time
up at 5:30am with a migraine means I made some serious progress on my spreadsheet for thanksgiving dinner this year
October 25, 2025 at 11:37 AM
up at 5:30am with a migraine means I made some serious progress on my spreadsheet for thanksgiving dinner this year
if I’m going out as a slutty little sailor tmrw do I have to shave my beard? Should I shave clean to my mustache? Help
October 24, 2025 at 6:36 PM
if I’m going out as a slutty little sailor tmrw do I have to shave my beard? Should I shave clean to my mustache? Help
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Being a Sagittarius is hardest when people make the wrong choice, especially when the one you advocated for is so clearly the correct option and also you’ve never been wrong about anything ever before.
October 15, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Being a Sagittarius is hardest when people make the wrong choice, especially when the one you advocated for is so clearly the correct option and also you’ve never been wrong about anything ever before.
I feel like I could lift a car when I listen to Tension Tour//Live 2025
October 14, 2025 at 11:04 AM
I feel like I could lift a car when I listen to Tension Tour//Live 2025
Amber Mark on a sunny October Friday......there is good in the world
October 10, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Amber Mark on a sunny October Friday......there is good in the world