patty gay-kes
@pattywhackattack.bsky.social
crafty queen/vers king
📍nyc
📍nyc
Pinned
straight wedding: over
pants: off
happy pride bbs- nyc I’ll be back in you tonight ☺️
pants: off
happy pride bbs- nyc I’ll be back in you tonight ☺️
you’re telling me mamdani is mayor and I STILL HAVE GO TO WORK??? I should be frolicking
November 5, 2025 at 12:35 PM
you’re telling me mamdani is mayor and I STILL HAVE GO TO WORK??? I should be frolicking
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ugh I always forget to save my early voting sticker to wear on Election Day. What’s the point of performative democracy if I can’t get it together?!?
November 4, 2025 at 12:08 PM
ugh I always forget to save my early voting sticker to wear on Election Day. What’s the point of performative democracy if I can’t get it together?!?
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She just keeps achieving higher levels of mother never reached before every day
November 3, 2025 at 7:23 PM
She just keeps achieving higher levels of mother never reached before every day
cozy hangover nap time
November 1, 2025 at 7:19 PM
cozy hangover nap time
up at 5:30am with a migraine means I made some serious progress on my spreadsheet for thanksgiving dinner this year
October 25, 2025 at 11:37 AM
up at 5:30am with a migraine means I made some serious progress on my spreadsheet for thanksgiving dinner this year
if I’m going out as a slutty little sailor tmrw do I have to shave my beard? Should I shave clean to my mustache? Help
October 24, 2025 at 6:36 PM
if I’m going out as a slutty little sailor tmrw do I have to shave my beard? Should I shave clean to my mustache? Help
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Being a Sagittarius is hardest when people make the wrong choice, especially when the one you advocated for is so clearly the correct option and also you’ve never been wrong about anything ever before.
October 15, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Being a Sagittarius is hardest when people make the wrong choice, especially when the one you advocated for is so clearly the correct option and also you’ve never been wrong about anything ever before.
I feel like I could lift a car when I listen to Tension Tour//Live 2025
October 14, 2025 at 11:04 AM
I feel like I could lift a car when I listen to Tension Tour//Live 2025
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Gay guy music video night is great as long as someone has paid for YouTube premium
October 11, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Gay guy music video night is great as long as someone has paid for YouTube premium
Amber Mark on a sunny October Friday......there is good in the world
October 10, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Amber Mark on a sunny October Friday......there is good in the world
early fall morning at the office :)
October 9, 2025 at 12:04 PM
early fall morning at the office :)
I hope everyone got outside today. Here is a picture of a beautiful pumpkin, approx 150lbs, grown on Long Island 🧡
October 3, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I hope everyone got outside today. Here is a picture of a beautiful pumpkin, approx 150lbs, grown on Long Island 🧡
hello from rural Canada
September 20, 2025 at 8:55 PM
hello from rural Canada
*zooms in on his thirst traps to see what coffee table books he owns*
September 8, 2025 at 12:01 PM
*zooms in on his thirst traps to see what coffee table books he owns*
was gonna wear this to the club last night after Gaga but went to bed instead 😇
September 7, 2025 at 1:33 PM
was gonna wear this to the club last night after Gaga but went to bed instead 😇
it’s mayhem day the details on the outfit are complete we are headed to the gym we are manifesting positive energy for mother’s vocal health and safety 🥰
September 6, 2025 at 3:26 PM
it’s mayhem day the details on the outfit are complete we are headed to the gym we are manifesting positive energy for mother’s vocal health and safety 🥰
not-so-gentle reminder that there is still unbridled joy in this world !!!
September 5, 2025 at 12:50 PM
not-so-gentle reminder that there is still unbridled joy in this world !!!
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I’m literally just a gay
August 25, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I’m literally just a gay
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making some progress on the mayhem fit 😌
August 14, 2025 at 1:33 PM
making some progress on the mayhem fit 😌
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this is my last supper
April 18, 2025 at 8:13 PM
this is my last supper
you heard the f*g
Chicago I’m on my way
August 8, 2025 at 7:49 PM
you heard the f*g
charge up the Philips One Blade babe, we’re going to market days
August 8, 2025 at 12:28 PM
charge up the Philips One Blade babe, we’re going to market days
if I hear Can’t Stop The High at the club in the next two months, I’ll post p*le
August 7, 2025 at 8:38 PM
if I hear Can’t Stop The High at the club in the next two months, I’ll post p*le