Zachary Jordan
@zjordan.bsky.social
no bows, honey - just eight bars and off
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biggest takeaway from MARTY SUPREME is Gwyneth should play Vera Simpson
February 4, 2026 at 6:29 PM
biggest takeaway from MARTY SUPREME is Gwyneth should play Vera Simpson
so they’re just chopping all the daytime talk shows at once?
February 3, 2026 at 4:40 PM
so they’re just chopping all the daytime talk shows at once?
Stritch on ingenues
February 2, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Stritch on ingenues
Happy Stritch Day
February 2, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Happy Stritch Day
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Tallulah & Beatrice
January 31, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Tallulah & Beatrice
Tallulah & Beatrice
January 31, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Tallulah & Beatrice
Brooke Shields posted Catherine O’Hara “Brooke Shields”🥹🥹🥹
January 30, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Brooke Shields posted Catherine O’Hara “Brooke Shields”🥹🥹🥹
okay… maybe instead of Rock Glam Joan Crawford they’re playin’ Frank like… a mad scientist? Tom Ford as Emcee?
January 29, 2026 at 11:37 PM
okay… maybe instead of Rock Glam Joan Crawford they’re playin’ Frank like… a mad scientist? Tom Ford as Emcee?
I need her to scream “Eat yer heart out, Ann Miller!!!” during the “Time Warp” dance break
I need them to let Michaela Jae Rodriguez slip in a “Deliverrrrr!”somewhere into Science Fiction Double Feature
January 29, 2026 at 3:14 PM
I need her to scream “Eat yer heart out, Ann Miller!!!” during the “Time Warp” dance break
still convinced Encores originally programmed WONDERFUL TOWN with their Ruth cast as Eileen
January 28, 2026 at 8:39 PM
still convinced Encores originally programmed WONDERFUL TOWN with their Ruth cast as Eileen
at least there’s a new Almodóvar movie to look forward to
January 28, 2026 at 7:27 PM
at least there’s a new Almodóvar movie to look forward to
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okay who’s got an “I Had a Ball” click track
January 26, 2026 at 1:36 AM
okay who’s got an “I Had a Ball” click track
okay who’s got an “I Had a Ball” click track
January 26, 2026 at 1:36 AM
okay who’s got an “I Had a Ball” click track
Joan Plowright • Daphne Laureola
January 25, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Joan Plowright • Daphne Laureola
that steely little glint Ru gets in her eyes when a guest judge says they only binged the show while breastfeeding
January 25, 2026 at 4:02 PM
that steely little glint Ru gets in her eyes when a guest judge says they only binged the show while breastfeeding
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“yeah, girl” is right!
January 24, 2026 at 4:18 AM
“yeah, girl” is right!