Zachary Jordan
@zjordan.bsky.social
no bows, honey - just eight bars and off
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gay guys who don’t want to fuck me love to say I look like Julie Andrews
November 14, 2025 at 2:55 PM
gay guys who don’t want to fuck me love to say I look like Julie Andrews
Sherie Rene 11/25 QoV on tdf ps
November 13, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Sherie Rene 11/25 QoV on tdf ps
MEAN GIRLS (1967)
November 13, 2025 at 5:22 PM
MEAN GIRLS (1967)
Reposted by Zachary Jordan
but seriously… how did the Muppets get licensed for this? Is there a Rob Lake/Disney connection or just enough dollar signs?
The Muppets being in a flop magic show on Broadway feels very on brand actually
November 12, 2025 at 5:34 PM
but seriously… how did the Muppets get licensed for this? Is there a Rob Lake/Disney connection or just enough dollar signs?
just had to explain that SNAP benefits cannot be used when purchasing concert tickets
November 12, 2025 at 5:28 PM
just had to explain that SNAP benefits cannot be used when purchasing concert tickets
when you guys compare the Widow Kirk to a Drag Race contestant all it does is flame her 15 minutes a little bit longer
November 12, 2025 at 4:58 PM
when you guys compare the Widow Kirk to a Drag Race contestant all it does is flame her 15 minutes a little bit longer
The Muppets being in a flop magic show on Broadway feels very on brand actually
November 12, 2025 at 3:01 PM
The Muppets being in a flop magic show on Broadway feels very on brand actually
I don’t think we should know The Pope’s four favorite movies.
November 11, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I don’t think we should know The Pope’s four favorite movies.
we probably missed the boat, but who could play I DO! I DO! with Bernadette? Besides Patti or Stokes.
November 11, 2025 at 5:39 PM
we probably missed the boat, but who could play I DO! I DO! with Bernadette? Besides Patti or Stokes.
they’ve taken down pretty much all the available Queen of Versailles tdf dates by the way
November 11, 2025 at 4:57 PM
they’ve taken down pretty much all the available Queen of Versailles tdf dates by the way
“TikTok prankster” is a job title now.
November 11, 2025 at 2:20 PM
“TikTok prankster” is a job title now.
Harry Connick Jr in tribute to Peter Allen “When I Get My Name in Lights”
November 8, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Harry Connick Jr in tribute to Peter Allen “When I Get My Name in Lights”
unrelated but “Side by Side” could describe most of the married gays I know
November 8, 2025 at 2:27 PM
unrelated but “Side by Side” could describe most of the married gays I know
Eydie’s ready to party backstage
November 7, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Eydie’s ready to party backstage
the picture opens with Amy Adams shooting Walter out of canon into space
November 5, 2025 at 3:52 PM
the picture opens with Amy Adams shooting Walter out of canon into space
she had my OZ girlies by the throat
November 5, 2025 at 3:42 PM
she had my OZ girlies by the throat
sometimes you’ll see a movie and the realization washes over you how much it intentionally and unintentionally influenced pop culture for decades to come… anyways, watched ANNIE HALL last night for the first time since I was 14
November 5, 2025 at 2:10 PM
sometimes you’ll see a movie and the realization washes over you how much it intentionally and unintentionally influenced pop culture for decades to come… anyways, watched ANNIE HALL last night for the first time since I was 14
giving myself 25 hours to lib goon
November 5, 2025 at 2:54 AM
giving myself 25 hours to lib goon
ya ever wonder if Damon Daunno and Shuler Hensley have sung thru “Poor Jud is Daid” or are you normal?
November 3, 2025 at 5:32 AM
ya ever wonder if Damon Daunno and Shuler Hensley have sung thru “Poor Jud is Daid” or are you normal?
need copies of every Kander & Ebb version immediately
November 3, 2025 at 3:36 AM
need copies of every Kander & Ebb version immediately
morning calisthenics
November 2, 2025 at 1:53 PM
morning calisthenics