Patty Heilmann
@pattyheilmann.bsky.social
I market a cool library, like to thrift, feed birds, and touched Jackson Browne that one time.
Guy who had $40 billion for Argentina says what?
Trump on SNAP: "Our country has to remain very liquid because problems, catastrophes, wars -- it could be anything. We have to remain liquid. We can't give everything away."
November 7, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Guy who had $40 billion for Argentina says what?
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RFK Jr's response to someone collapsing nearby him was to haul ass out of the room as quickly as possible
November 6, 2025 at 5:45 PM
RFK Jr's response to someone collapsing nearby him was to haul ass out of the room as quickly as possible
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it's time for journos to start asking Johnson meta questions
"Speaker, on 5 occasions last week you said 'I haven't seen it' when asked about news events w/big implications for public policy. Do you ever read the news, and do you agree it's problematic for the Speaker to be so woefully uninformed?"
"Speaker, on 5 occasions last week you said 'I haven't seen it' when asked about news events w/big implications for public policy. Do you ever read the news, and do you agree it's problematic for the Speaker to be so woefully uninformed?"
November 3, 2025 at 3:36 PM
it's time for journos to start asking Johnson meta questions
"Speaker, on 5 occasions last week you said 'I haven't seen it' when asked about news events w/big implications for public policy. Do you ever read the news, and do you agree it's problematic for the Speaker to be so woefully uninformed?"
"Speaker, on 5 occasions last week you said 'I haven't seen it' when asked about news events w/big implications for public policy. Do you ever read the news, and do you agree it's problematic for the Speaker to be so woefully uninformed?"
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“YOU hit HER.”
CHICAGO - Trump’s ICE goons ram into a passing car after snatching someone, then brutally drag the female driver of the car they hit out of her car with guns drawn and arrest her too. (Her brother says she’s a citizen)
CHICAGO - Trump’s ICE goons ram into a passing car after snatching someone, then brutally drag the female driver of the car they hit out of her car with guns drawn and arrest her too. (Her brother says she’s a citizen)
October 11, 2025 at 2:30 PM
“YOU hit HER.”
CHICAGO - Trump’s ICE goons ram into a passing car after snatching someone, then brutally drag the female driver of the car they hit out of her car with guns drawn and arrest her too. (Her brother says she’s a citizen)
CHICAGO - Trump’s ICE goons ram into a passing car after snatching someone, then brutally drag the female driver of the car they hit out of her car with guns drawn and arrest her too. (Her brother says she’s a citizen)
Here's my dog.
September 28, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Here's my dog.
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Obama photographer Pete Souza posted this pic of Obama on that UN escalator… www.instagram.com/p/DO9GFjUEZi...
September 24, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Obama photographer Pete Souza posted this pic of Obama on that UN escalator… www.instagram.com/p/DO9GFjUEZi...
Thing I Didn't Know: That Johnson & Johnson spun Tylenol off to Kenvue in 2023.
Thing I Do Know: Kenvue didn't send 🍊 a check for his ballroom.
Thing I Do Know: Kenvue didn't send 🍊 a check for his ballroom.
September 22, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Thing I Didn't Know: That Johnson & Johnson spun Tylenol off to Kenvue in 2023.
Thing I Do Know: Kenvue didn't send 🍊 a check for his ballroom.
Thing I Do Know: Kenvue didn't send 🍊 a check for his ballroom.
I have rocks in my backyard that know how to say "acetaminophen".
September 22, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I have rocks in my backyard that know how to say "acetaminophen".
The Daily Show tonight. Jon Stewart is...gold. Spot on. Scary af.
September 19, 2025 at 3:55 AM
The Daily Show tonight. Jon Stewart is...gold. Spot on. Scary af.
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When freedom is under fire you can count on me to ramble and mutter incoherently.
September 18, 2025 at 10:15 AM
When freedom is under fire you can count on me to ramble and mutter incoherently.
Thank you for your attention to this matter, Jagoffs.
September 19, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Thank you for your attention to this matter, Jagoffs.
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The Polish foreign minister, a writer and journalist who covered the Soviet war in Afghanistan in the 1980s, clearly knows a thing or two about a patiently-timed response.
June 5, 2025 at 9:43 PM
The Polish foreign minister, a writer and journalist who covered the Soviet war in Afghanistan in the 1980s, clearly knows a thing or two about a patiently-timed response.
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The enemy of my enemy is still my enemy but I still like seeing them fight
June 5, 2025 at 7:24 PM
The enemy of my enemy is still my enemy but I still like seeing them fight
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I'm skeptical of this public fight because it's too on the nose, but I also know these two are undisciplined drug addicts with big mouths and bad brains
June 5, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I'm skeptical of this public fight because it's too on the nose, but I also know these two are undisciplined drug addicts with big mouths and bad brains
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🔥 Senator @ossoff.bsky.social: “Who out there is sitting at home demanding we shut down cancer & Alzheimer’s research? We’re going to pay for this for a century. Irreversible damage has been done. It’s an outrage.”
On Trump, DOGE, & the GOP’s budget cuts (to make way for tax cuts for the rich)
On Trump, DOGE, & the GOP’s budget cuts (to make way for tax cuts for the rich)
May 7, 2025 at 7:13 PM
🔥 Senator @ossoff.bsky.social: “Who out there is sitting at home demanding we shut down cancer & Alzheimer’s research? We’re going to pay for this for a century. Irreversible damage has been done. It’s an outrage.”
On Trump, DOGE, & the GOP’s budget cuts (to make way for tax cuts for the rich)
On Trump, DOGE, & the GOP’s budget cuts (to make way for tax cuts for the rich)
Behold! My $14 thrift score. That chair is gonna hold a spider plant. 😍
May 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Behold! My $14 thrift score. That chair is gonna hold a spider plant. 😍
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Canadian Voter: I think who I voted for would be the best to take care of Trump, because Trump is, I’m sorry to say, an asshole.
April 29, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Canadian Voter: I think who I voted for would be the best to take care of Trump, because Trump is, I’m sorry to say, an asshole.
It's a hard sell that Christopher Cross was heading to the border of Mexico with a gun in his hand.
April 25, 2025 at 1:14 AM
It's a hard sell that Christopher Cross was heading to the border of Mexico with a gun in his hand.
<gently weeps>
April 21, 2025 at 6:09 PM
<gently weeps>
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Is it spam or is it just Pete Hegseth texting you classified information?
a speech bubble with three circles inside of it .
ALT: a speech bubble with three circles inside of it .
media.tenor.com
April 20, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Is it spam or is it just Pete Hegseth texting you classified information?
It's National Poetry Month and this always gives me feels.
April 17, 2025 at 4:10 AM
It's National Poetry Month and this always gives me feels.
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Trump brags about his shakedown of major law firms: "We have a lot of law firms that have paid me a lot of money... they paid $100m on average... hopefully I won't need that many legal fees. I may. Who knows? After it ends. After I leave maybe I'll need it, but if I do it won't be very pleasant."
April 10, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Trump brags about his shakedown of major law firms: "We have a lot of law firms that have paid me a lot of money... they paid $100m on average... hopefully I won't need that many legal fees. I may. Who knows? After it ends. After I leave maybe I'll need it, but if I do it won't be very pleasant."
