Patty Heilmann
@pattyheilmann.bsky.social
I market a cool library, like to thrift, feed birds, and touched Jackson Browne that one time.
This is my hallucination...
October 23, 2025 at 3:59 AM
This is my hallucination...
Here's my dog.
September 28, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Here's my dog.
Thank you for your attention to this matter, Jagoffs.
September 19, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Thank you for your attention to this matter, Jagoffs.
Not a movie, sorry, but I need to say that Bob Dog scared the crap out of me.
May 17, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Not a movie, sorry, but I need to say that Bob Dog scared the crap out of me.
Waiting for @governorwalz.mn.gov to bring it. #GetYourFactsLearned
May 16, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Waiting for @governorwalz.mn.gov to bring it. #GetYourFactsLearned
Behold! My $14 thrift score. That chair is gonna hold a spider plant. 😍
May 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Behold! My $14 thrift score. That chair is gonna hold a spider plant. 😍
It's National Poetry Month and this always gives me feels.
April 17, 2025 at 4:10 AM
It's National Poetry Month and this always gives me feels.
River of shit, indeed. IYKYK
April 3, 2025 at 2:47 AM
River of shit, indeed. IYKYK
Looks accurate to me.
March 27, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Looks accurate to me.
"Break it so you buy it like I did.
And if you wanted something better, why'd you never bother to find it?"
And if you wanted something better, why'd you never bother to find it?"
February 18, 2025 at 5:32 PM
"Break it so you buy it like I did.
And if you wanted something better, why'd you never bother to find it?"
And if you wanted something better, why'd you never bother to find it?"
They don't look too efficient, either.
February 14, 2025 at 1:03 AM
They don't look too efficient, either.
Despite evidence of its existence, I've never met anyone that knows what the fuck I'm talking about.
February 4, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Despite evidence of its existence, I've never met anyone that knows what the fuck I'm talking about.
Syfy Channel has joined the chat.
February 2, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Syfy Channel has joined the chat.