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FINDING PATTERSBY
@patterspod.bsky.social
A weird fiction pod about an ex-ghostwriter searching for a missing thriller author.

Also the ghostwriter is a liar.

https://www.patterspod.com/listen
https://linktr.ee/patterspod

Written & Performed by Ryan Sandoval

Sound & Music by Erik Jourgensen
Dirty Dancing OST still slaps
February 14, 2026 at 1:50 AM
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Really cool Valentine’s Day piece from @brianwaves42.bsky.social, in which he pens a love letter to horror's fictional vision of Seattle:
Sleepless in (Fake) Seattle: Horror’s Love Affair with the Emerald City
Lifelong Pacific Northwest residents like myself tend to sparkle like humanist vampires with pride when the pop culture spotlight shines on our little corner of the country. The early nineties were th...
bloody-disgusting.com
February 13, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Happy this landed in our radar from @geoffreygolden.bsky.social - we just backed ALL-CARDS: The Trading Card Storytelling Game on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/dev...

Now to convince him to adopt "Golden" from KPop Demon Hunters as his official theme song - courts be damned!
ALL-CARDS: The Trading Card Storytelling Game
A strategic storytelling game played with YOUR trading cards. (1-2 Players)
www.kickstarter.com
February 13, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Me filling out forms:

"I dunno I mean guess I'm pretty white, but with like half a parent's worth of Hispa-

Form: NOT HISPANIC

Me: A thousand apologies Sir
February 13, 2026 at 5:46 AM
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Is this supposed to be some kind of joke? “ate too much blood at dinner feel like I’m gonna bleh” is exactly the kind of thing Dracula would say. Not funny. Some of us haven’t forgiven him for his many crimes
December 23, 2024 at 7:30 PM
SEEKING:

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GET IN TOUCH:

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February 12, 2026 at 7:38 PM
To this day, nothing has rattled me quite like "(Rap) Superstar" by Cypress Hill - a foreboding, chilling fame-hued vision of things to come for those foolish enough to seek stardom.

Basically Day of the Locust meets A Face in the Crowd.

And for that matter, "(Rock) Superstar" as well
February 12, 2026 at 2:43 PM
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just a heads up brother, you call my man Pip a fool of a took one more time and I'm throwin' you in that chasm myself lil dog
February 12, 2026 at 4:38 AM
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Grabbing Gandalf very forcibly by the shoulder and getting very serious and saying he cannot talk to my friend Pippin that way
February 12, 2026 at 4:37 AM
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19 years ago today! @timheidecker.bsky.social & #ericwareheim ‘s Awesome Show, great job premiered on #adultswim!
February 11, 2026 at 3:40 PM
"Ol' limber legs went walking down to ol Miller Street..."

youtu.be/go3MX7leww4?...
February 11, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Wowo throwback
Fry up some scrapple, pour yourself a Yuengling and join us LIVE tomorrow Thursday 2/12 at 10am PT (1pm ET) for Office Hours with special guest current Allentown, PA Mayor Matt Tuerk! Tune in at youtube.com/live/qoWjrDw39Es
February 11, 2026 at 4:12 PM
HR Block really dropping the ball not just making their mascot be Chris Fleming's "Sick Jan"
February 10, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Asking the hard hitting questions
February 9, 2026 at 8:16 PM
True story, this game show was my first job in the biz.

I was a PA and once had to keep Stan Lee from leaving a holding tent, which I failed to do

youtu.be/LpGkEOKpODE?...
IDENTITY - Dec.18, 2006 - Series Premiere
YouTube video by MBK1997
youtu.be
February 9, 2026 at 6:31 PM
I'm a Merona man, sorry Goodfellow
February 8, 2026 at 2:27 AM
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NEVER !! - dashare.zone ADMIN
July 28, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Sometimes I think I'll never be a Landman just a little Dustboy
February 5, 2026 at 11:19 PM
This is every editing session for us
It wants to be heard...

Watch the new trailer for A24's auditory nightmare UNDERTONE, which may be the scariest movie you'll ever hear...
February 5, 2026 at 2:01 PM
February 5, 2026 at 4:25 AM
keep getting this (I assume AI) interview asks that:

a) include names exclusively from the thriller genre
b) I wholly believe no one is willing to follow through on
February 5, 2026 at 4:10 AM
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(emptying the little garbage can by my desk into the big garbage bag from under the kitchen sink before taking it all out to the dumpster) Desk Trash is making a comeback
October 25, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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A few months behind, but @arguingmeadows.com ‘s Christmas present finally arrived! Thank you @bowsnonk.bsky.social for the amazing rendition of Espada from the absolutely amazing Adult Swim show, Women Wearing Shoulder Pads
February 5, 2026 at 3:06 AM
It was always a long shot that Id recognize any of the UK SNL cast but part of me thought I had my finger on the pulse of British comedy enough to know at least one

More power to em, I bet it's gonna be better than ours
February 4, 2026 at 8:21 PM