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FINDING PATTERSBY
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A weird fiction pod about an ex-ghostwriter searching for a missing thriller author.

Also the ghostwriter is a liar.

https://www.patterspod.com/listen

Written by Ryan Sandoval

Sound & Music by Erik Jourgensen
This is a funny companion thriller book we wrote starring Theo Sultan

Great stocking stuffer

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November 29, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Is there any meal that photographs better than the autumnal sludge of Thanksgiving?
November 28, 2025 at 3:39 AM
People get down on me for living in a chicken coop but I don't even sweat it not with my girl Clucky by my side
November 26, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Friendly reminder that I will get you
November 26, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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RFK Jr. Denies Ever Laying Eggs In Olivia Nuzzi https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-denies-ever-laying-eggs-in-olivia-nuzzi/
November 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I wonder if all these vindictive court cases cost taxpayer money or naw
November 24, 2025 at 10:28 PM
"How to Crush Obstinance in the Workplace"
November 21, 2025 at 5:47 PM
sooner than you think...
November 21, 2025 at 4:51 PM
If I was a Last Samurai Standing I would be one of the players that coolly tells the Manslayer I don't want to fight him
November 21, 2025 at 4:32 AM
YEEEEESSSS LEADING MAN JOSH FADEM rarely been this excited

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November 21, 2025 at 12:38 AM
"oh no theres not enough room to store all the files on the cloud storage we hounded you to use and made it really hard not to use...however, there is another way: $$$$$"
November 20, 2025 at 5:36 PM
just don't name em like they used to
November 19, 2025 at 4:54 AM
"Behold Argos, an automaton with the strength of 10 Hessian hole-diggers."
Just wish our megalomaniacs would get unhealthily obsessed with building such as a steam-powered mechanical man
November 19, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Just wish our megalomaniacs would get unhealthily obsessed with building such as a steam-powered mechanical man
November 19, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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MOVIE/PREDTR.GIF
November 18, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Wouldn't mind anime The Three Stooges
November 18, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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The season finale has finally published.

Check it out without interruptions on our free-to-access Patreon:

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110 - Edits and Revisions | Heartglass: A Modern Mythology
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November 18, 2025 at 12:35 AM
LIVID at parent teacher conference to discover school does NOT test for psychokinesis
November 17, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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🌵 The journey continues. Join us for Desert Skies Chapter 26 - The Inter State (Part 1). Out Now!
Desert Skies
Podcast · Jared Carter · On a lonely highway between life and the next life there's one last stop that we all have to make. Desert Skies Astral Plane Fuel and Service Station serves travelers as they…
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November 17, 2025 at 2:10 PM
worked at a playhouse where this was one of the productions and just barely got a free employee ticket. remains one of the most mesmerizing evenings of my life, all just from one man speaking in a dark theater, conjuring ethereal mystery
Good news: If you would like to watch Ricky Jay and His 52 Assistants on YouTube I have done a painstaking 4k upscale of this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0gW...
November 17, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Doing Sisu on this chapter
November 16, 2025 at 9:30 PM
"Fat luck."
#4 Unfair Trail To You

Think justice is big king of courtroom? You have fair trail in easy finding room? Fat luck. You get trick to trail and go everywhere around. So call "Justin" with name only. We have the time NOW do the hole court on train? Wrong. Shocking chair directly.

Law is War Back Word
November 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM