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Patrick Gerard
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Writer of comics. UNGROUNDED, with Tom Peyer, Brian Augustyn, Eryck Webb, and more. Master's degrees in Business and Storytelling. Bachelor's in Drama from Berry College. Did a panel at SDCC 2022 with Mark Waid, Humberto Ramos, and Brian Pulido. He/Him.
RFK Junior is working hard to secure that nomination for poet laureate for next year.
November 25, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life.

The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.
September 10, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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Charlie Kirk literally believed that children should be forced to watch public executions. he was an evil & repugnant man without worth or value.
September 11, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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like i'm sorry but a guy who went around talking to college freshmen asking them to "change his mind" isn't one of our great political thinkers. he was a grifting podcaster
September 11, 2025 at 1:52 AM
New T-Shirt design. Somebody famous suggested changing the mascot for a certain Washington football team. I propose a completely different mascot!

Enigmas never age apparently and neither will this design!

Etsy link below!
July 23, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Richard Spencer said Stephen Miller was "tougher than any cuck" in 2017. Miller said that Spencer's claims were "100% false". Miller's wife (who Miller didn't catch COVID from while living together) is now moving out west to go to work for Elon Musk. You couldn't write this stuff.
May 29, 2025 at 1:28 PM
@seanferrick.bsky.social My $.02 is the Doctor crying is to 15 what the cracks in reality were to Matt Smith and intersects with the Mrs. Flood plot. Specifically, it was called out last season how 15 is overly emotional and we see him becoming emotional after abusing time travel.
April 14, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Incidentally, funny how people who claim to support local government suddenly jump to scare quotes when black people who live in an area describe that neighborhood as theirs.
February 8, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Okay. Hear me out. A lot of people have strong reasons not to want Joss Whedon involved in the Buffy revival. But the people insisting he has to be involved almost always spell his name as "Josh Whedon" so they just need to find a Joshua Whedon and make him a producer.
February 4, 2025 at 6:16 AM
This is really the only way I could understand someone ending up in an Arby's parking lot in the first place.
January 29, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Thanks to AI, this chatbot is how I'm going to process all of my news.

Here's the scoop on the 2024 orcas.
January 6, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Teslas are so efficient.

I'd look at a Ferrari with that deco and think that guy has a small dick. I'd look at an F150 and think that guy drinks energy drinks and laughs at his own jokes. I'd look at a mini Cooper and see an insecure nerd. The cyber truck manages to say all of those things at once.
December 5, 2024 at 12:39 AM
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"My mom thinks I'm nice and not a serial woman abuser anymore" is an extremely whack defense at any age, but an especially bad look when you're trying to become the Secretary of Defense.
Pete Hegseth's mom Penelope on Fox & Friends makes a direct appeal on behalf of her son to Trump
December 4, 2024 at 3:59 PM
As Sartre could have warned them, I think some people who thought they were about to get what they thought they wanted are learning a lesson:

"Hell is really just the friends we made along the way."
November 15, 2024 at 8:21 PM
Neil Gaiman may be autistic. He certainly seems to have assaulted women.

Using autism as a defense of assault is infuriating.

It's likely that there are millions of autistic people right now not sleeping with people who WANT to sleep with them because they're waiting for more explicit consent.
July 30, 2024 at 12:06 PM
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I can imagine cases where autistic communication difficulties could cause genuine crossed wires and bad situations. Which is why most autistic people of good intent are *very* keen to get explicit verbal consent for stuff.
"Don't sexually assault strangers" is not one of those cases.
July 29, 2024 at 12:36 AM
Proposal: when a finance guy compares someone to Hitler, we need to ask him if he means that as a compliment.
July 16, 2024 at 5:02 AM
Trump/Vance 2024
July 16, 2024 at 3:22 AM
"On the one hand, my first instinct is never to have any accountability for antisemitism. On the other hand, these guys aren't white and don't buy Teslas."

🥸
January 9, 2024 at 1:01 PM
With everyone giving their $.02 on the villain of Marvel's Multiverse Saga, I'm going to throw out Stryfe, aka Cable's evil twin. Time traveling multiversal despot and you get Josh Brolin as the big villain again.

"You could not live with your own failure. Where did that bring you? Back to me."
December 19, 2023 at 6:36 AM
Taking a Bluesky break. See you all in a week or so.
November 9, 2023 at 4:41 AM
I was just discussing AI recreations of actors and my first instinct was to allow it for emergency reshoots with full compensation and then it occurred to me that, even then, you need extra protections because unscrupulous producers will trick actors into doing porn.
November 7, 2023 at 7:42 AM
@chrislhayes.bsky.social Hey! I know you're not responsible for Morning Joe but they boosted a piece with Mosab Hassan Yousef, the son of Hamas' co-founder, where he urges against a ceasefire and takes a hard line.

The problem? He's a far right Evangelical who's called for genocide of Muslims.
November 6, 2023 at 2:26 PM