Patrick Gerard
@patrickgerard.bsky.social
Writer of comics. UNGROUNDED, with Tom Peyer, Brian Augustyn, Eryck Webb, and more. Master's degrees in Business and Storytelling. Bachelor's in Drama from Berry College. Did a panel at SDCC 2022 with Mark Waid, Humberto Ramos, and Brian Pulido. He/Him.
RFK Junior is working hard to secure that nomination for poet laureate for next year.
November 25, 2025 at 2:19 PM
RFK Junior is working hard to secure that nomination for poet laureate for next year.
The most enhanced-est.
September 16, 2025 at 5:10 PM
The most enhanced-est.
Also featuring a Chronic Venous Insufficiency design!
July 23, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Also featuring a Chronic Venous Insufficiency design!
New T-Shirt design. Somebody famous suggested changing the mascot for a certain Washington football team. I propose a completely different mascot!
Enigmas never age apparently and neither will this design!
Etsy link below!
Enigmas never age apparently and neither will this design!
Etsy link below!
July 23, 2025 at 2:36 PM
New T-Shirt design. Somebody famous suggested changing the mascot for a certain Washington football team. I propose a completely different mascot!
Enigmas never age apparently and neither will this design!
Etsy link below!
Enigmas never age apparently and neither will this design!
Etsy link below!
Galacta from Rivals. Rogue's default green and white from MvC2. Nick Fury from Punisher arcade. And why not a Spider-Man based on a promotional Overpower card?
June 9, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Galacta from Rivals. Rogue's default green and white from MvC2. Nick Fury from Punisher arcade. And why not a Spider-Man based on a promotional Overpower card?
Richard Spencer said Stephen Miller was "tougher than any cuck" in 2017. Miller said that Spencer's claims were "100% false". Miller's wife (who Miller didn't catch COVID from while living together) is now moving out west to go to work for Elon Musk. You couldn't write this stuff.
May 29, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Richard Spencer said Stephen Miller was "tougher than any cuck" in 2017. Miller said that Spencer's claims were "100% false". Miller's wife (who Miller didn't catch COVID from while living together) is now moving out west to go to work for Elon Musk. You couldn't write this stuff.
They're my and Eryck's redesigns of minor Superboy characters for a solicited pitch. Never published or approved. I had a long history of rejection.
May 29, 2025 at 1:20 PM
They're my and Eryck's redesigns of minor Superboy characters for a solicited pitch. Never published or approved. I had a long history of rejection.
Very excited! I read your Q&A with League of Comic Geeks. As it happens, I was solicited by Mirage. (Only ever dealt with Murphy.) Also a big Morrison fan. Grant's stuff inspired a pitch to DC when I was solicited by Eddie Berganza. Interesting you mention Matrix a couple of times in the Q&A...
May 7, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Very excited! I read your Q&A with League of Comic Geeks. As it happens, I was solicited by Mirage. (Only ever dealt with Murphy.) Also a big Morrison fan. Grant's stuff inspired a pitch to DC when I was solicited by Eddie Berganza. Interesting you mention Matrix a couple of times in the Q&A...
Incidentally, funny how people who claim to support local government suddenly jump to scare quotes when black people who live in an area describe that neighborhood as theirs.
February 8, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Incidentally, funny how people who claim to support local government suddenly jump to scare quotes when black people who live in an area describe that neighborhood as theirs.
This is really the only way I could understand someone ending up in an Arby's parking lot in the first place.
January 29, 2025 at 2:51 AM
This is really the only way I could understand someone ending up in an Arby's parking lot in the first place.
Thanks to AI, this chatbot is how I'm going to process all of my news.
Here's the scoop on the 2024 orcas.
Here's the scoop on the 2024 orcas.
January 6, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Thanks to AI, this chatbot is how I'm going to process all of my news.
Here's the scoop on the 2024 orcas.
Here's the scoop on the 2024 orcas.
Teslas are so efficient.
I'd look at a Ferrari with that deco and think that guy has a small dick. I'd look at an F150 and think that guy drinks energy drinks and laughs at his own jokes. I'd look at a mini Cooper and see an insecure nerd. The cyber truck manages to say all of those things at once.
I'd look at a Ferrari with that deco and think that guy has a small dick. I'd look at an F150 and think that guy drinks energy drinks and laughs at his own jokes. I'd look at a mini Cooper and see an insecure nerd. The cyber truck manages to say all of those things at once.
December 5, 2024 at 12:39 AM
Teslas are so efficient.
I'd look at a Ferrari with that deco and think that guy has a small dick. I'd look at an F150 and think that guy drinks energy drinks and laughs at his own jokes. I'd look at a mini Cooper and see an insecure nerd. The cyber truck manages to say all of those things at once.
I'd look at a Ferrari with that deco and think that guy has a small dick. I'd look at an F150 and think that guy drinks energy drinks and laughs at his own jokes. I'd look at a mini Cooper and see an insecure nerd. The cyber truck manages to say all of those things at once.
As Sartre could have warned them, I think some people who thought they were about to get what they thought they wanted are learning a lesson:
"Hell is really just the friends we made along the way."
"Hell is really just the friends we made along the way."
November 15, 2024 at 8:21 PM
As Sartre could have warned them, I think some people who thought they were about to get what they thought they wanted are learning a lesson:
"Hell is really just the friends we made along the way."
"Hell is really just the friends we made along the way."
Trump/Vance 2024
July 16, 2024 at 3:22 AM
Trump/Vance 2024
"On the one hand, my first instinct is never to have any accountability for antisemitism. On the other hand, these guys aren't white and don't buy Teslas."
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January 9, 2024 at 1:01 PM
"On the one hand, my first instinct is never to have any accountability for antisemitism. On the other hand, these guys aren't white and don't buy Teslas."
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With everyone giving their $.02 on the villain of Marvel's Multiverse Saga, I'm going to throw out Stryfe, aka Cable's evil twin. Time traveling multiversal despot and you get Josh Brolin as the big villain again.
"You could not live with your own failure. Where did that bring you? Back to me."
"You could not live with your own failure. Where did that bring you? Back to me."
December 19, 2023 at 6:36 AM
With everyone giving their $.02 on the villain of Marvel's Multiverse Saga, I'm going to throw out Stryfe, aka Cable's evil twin. Time traveling multiversal despot and you get Josh Brolin as the big villain again.
"You could not live with your own failure. Where did that bring you? Back to me."
"You could not live with your own failure. Where did that bring you? Back to me."
Leveling with you all, as someone on the spectrum, I feel like a magnet for auties. I wear nerdy t-shirts and have basically given up on fitting in. I get stopped by guys, stimming, monotone, waving hands and shifting from one leg to the other.
November 5, 2023 at 11:40 PM
Leveling with you all, as someone on the spectrum, I feel like a magnet for auties. I wear nerdy t-shirts and have basically given up on fitting in. I get stopped by guys, stimming, monotone, waving hands and shifting from one leg to the other.
A Halloween reminder from Jack Chick that crucifixes don't ward off vampires! Quite the opposite! 😄
October 31, 2023 at 9:03 AM
A Halloween reminder from Jack Chick that crucifixes don't ward off vampires! Quite the opposite! 😄
RIP Richard Moll. People remember his comedic skill on display in Night Court but he had amazing gravitas as Harvey Dent/Two-Face in Batman: The Animated Series.
October 28, 2023 at 1:24 PM
RIP Richard Moll. People remember his comedic skill on display in Night Court but he had amazing gravitas as Harvey Dent/Two-Face in Batman: The Animated Series.
It always struck me as funny that, in the DC Comics universe, Donovan's Sunshine Superman would be referencing these.
October 27, 2023 at 4:59 AM
It always struck me as funny that, in the DC Comics universe, Donovan's Sunshine Superman would be referencing these.
Could someone explain to me why Trump says that Powell couldn't be his attorney because she "would have been conflicted"? Was she suing him too? Was he sleeping with her? I don't recall her disclosing any conflicts involving Trump before.
@akivamcohen.bsky.social @kenwhite.bsky.social
@akivamcohen.bsky.social @kenwhite.bsky.social
October 22, 2023 at 10:13 PM
Could someone explain to me why Trump says that Powell couldn't be his attorney because she "would have been conflicted"? Was she suing him too? Was he sleeping with her? I don't recall her disclosing any conflicts involving Trump before.
@akivamcohen.bsky.social @kenwhite.bsky.social
@akivamcohen.bsky.social @kenwhite.bsky.social
We need to put the best detective on the case.
October 21, 2023 at 4:30 AM
We need to put the best detective on the case.
October 20, 2023 at 8:21 PM
De-pluralize a movie title.
One.
One.
One.
One going on one.
One.
One.
One.
One going on one.
October 19, 2023 at 4:19 PM
De-pluralize a movie title.
One.
One.
One.
One going on one.
One.
One.
One.
One going on one.
Apparently, Temu and Facebook think I want to fight G.I. Joe.
October 17, 2023 at 2:31 PM
Apparently, Temu and Facebook think I want to fight G.I. Joe.