Patrice
@patricefromcali.blacksky.app
Here for the Jokes 😂🤣😆, book reviews 📚 and to live skeet my shows 📺. scary movies 👻 and music 🎶🎼🎵. Here to slay ⚔️🗡️🤺 those bearded uncles
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And they still hating from outside 😩
So, showing up to work hung over and looking like shit after a night of clubbing is something to be proud of? It demonstrates your "work ethic?"
November 18, 2025 at 8:42 PM
And they still hating from outside 😩
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And don’t get on here telling us you getting off social media for the new year. Just go, we’ll still be here
November 17, 2025 at 8:55 PM
And don’t get on here telling us you getting off social media for the new year. Just go, we’ll still be here
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Great news. This is what an ICE agent looks like in a mugshot. Meet Gerardo Rodriguez, 45, of Temecula, courtesy of the Riverside County Sheriff’s Office. Arrested for "illegally detaining a minor at gunpoint while off duty last week." 🧵
November 17, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Great news. This is what an ICE agent looks like in a mugshot. Meet Gerardo Rodriguez, 45, of Temecula, courtesy of the Riverside County Sheriff’s Office. Arrested for "illegally detaining a minor at gunpoint while off duty last week." 🧵
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I don’t think I follow any ‘Twitter is down, lemme crack open Bluesky and be annoying’ people, but if I do they’ll be unfollowed.
November 18, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I don’t think I follow any ‘Twitter is down, lemme crack open Bluesky and be annoying’ people, but if I do they’ll be unfollowed.
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It's unrealistic to keep up with all of the news happening every single day around the world. Give yourself grace and also a break.
November 18, 2025 at 6:12 PM
It's unrealistic to keep up with all of the news happening every single day around the world. Give yourself grace and also a break.
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Y’all got work today ? Damn that’s crazy…
November 17, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Y’all got work today ? Damn that’s crazy…
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Elite idc
November 17, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Elite idc
Looking at #foodsky had me crazing steak tacos at 9am. Got up and went to the grocery store to cook. Some of them plates have me wanting cook everything I see yall post.
November 17, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Looking at #foodsky had me crazing steak tacos at 9am. Got up and went to the grocery store to cook. Some of them plates have me wanting cook everything I see yall post.
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The concept of just dying is so odd to me. Cause what? Then what? Yk. You was just alive. Now you not?
November 17, 2025 at 12:58 AM
The concept of just dying is so odd to me. Cause what? Then what? Yk. You was just alive. Now you not?
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Y’all remember these?
November 16, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Y’all remember these?
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Two days off per week is NOT ENOUGH.
November 16, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Two days off per week is NOT ENOUGH.
It’s Sunday cloudy, raining and I am at work. These ppl not getting no work out of me today.
November 16, 2025 at 1:44 PM
It’s Sunday cloudy, raining and I am at work. These ppl not getting no work out of me today.
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I don’t trust people that don’t do this.
There’s plenty left in there.
There’s plenty left in there.
November 15, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I don’t trust people that don’t do this.
There’s plenty left in there.
There’s plenty left in there.
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This is funny. Lady goes into welfare office (called something else) to show who’s really there..
Suburrbbbbbsss 😭😭😭🤣🤣😂😂
Suburrbbbbbsss 😭😭😭🤣🤣😂😂
November 15, 2025 at 6:39 PM
This is funny. Lady goes into welfare office (called something else) to show who’s really there..
Suburrbbbbbsss 😭😭😭🤣🤣😂😂
Suburrbbbbbsss 😭😭😭🤣🤣😂😂
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AYE MAN SAY MAN 💀💀💀😭😭😭😂😂😂 this is why you gotta be careful with your generosity 😂
November 15, 2025 at 2:27 PM
AYE MAN SAY MAN 💀💀💀😭😭😭😂😂😂 this is why you gotta be careful with your generosity 😂
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Three words:
Cabbage. Patch. Kids.
That was some soccer mom Battle Royale shit.
Cabbage. Patch. Kids.
That was some soccer mom Battle Royale shit.
November 15, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Three words:
Cabbage. Patch. Kids.
That was some soccer mom Battle Royale shit.
Cabbage. Patch. Kids.
That was some soccer mom Battle Royale shit.
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Black farmers across North Carolina are advancing environmental justice and fighting climate change through sustainable farming and community empowerment. ncblackalliance.org/black-farmer...
November 13, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Black farmers across North Carolina are advancing environmental justice and fighting climate change through sustainable farming and community empowerment. ncblackalliance.org/black-farmer...
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When a woman tells another woman she’s pretty>>>>
November 14, 2025 at 2:11 AM
When a woman tells another woman she’s pretty>>>>
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“When I was 37, I was dating a 19-year-old and"
Hold up, let me stop you right there, boss.
Hold up, let me stop you right there, boss.
November 13, 2025 at 10:52 PM
“When I was 37, I was dating a 19-year-old and"
Hold up, let me stop you right there, boss.
Hold up, let me stop you right there, boss.
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America is a multi-level marketing scheme that keeps changing the bonus metrics.
November 13, 2025 at 6:26 PM
America is a multi-level marketing scheme that keeps changing the bonus metrics.
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I have a lot of thoughts on a lot of shit but I refrain from posting a lot of that shit on social media because…. Social media
November 13, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I have a lot of thoughts on a lot of shit but I refrain from posting a lot of that shit on social media because…. Social media
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15 year olds are not adults, 16 year olds are not adult, 17 year olds are not adults. Have you ever had a conversation with them?
November 13, 2025 at 6:50 PM
15 year olds are not adults, 16 year olds are not adult, 17 year olds are not adults. Have you ever had a conversation with them?
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Those pennies will be worth more than cryptocurrency soon, watch.
November 13, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Those pennies will be worth more than cryptocurrency soon, watch.
Let’s go day started! Well rested, coffee and vitamins running through my veins. And off for the next two days. Let’s get this work day over with
a bald man in a red shirt is standing in front of a punching bag and smiling .
Alt: a bald man in a red shirt is standing in front of a punching bag and smiling .
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November 13, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Let’s go day started! Well rested, coffee and vitamins running through my veins. And off for the next two days. Let’s get this work day over with