Patitos go investing
@patitosfortune.bsky.social
Just a chill duck floating through the markets 🦆💸
Zero credentials, questionable strategies, and an AI sidekick 🤖
Never financial advice—just winging it while logging the chaos.
Quack!
Zero credentials, questionable strategies, and an AI sidekick 🤖
Never financial advice—just winging it while logging the chaos.
Quack!
📊🦆 Patito’s Dividend🥧 (just out of the oven!)
From a universe of 3,571 stocks screened through the Patito Automated Scoring System:
🚩84% get flagged as Risky Dividends – instant disqualification.
💰15% make it to Solid Prospect.
🏅only 0.5% reach Fortress level (Star, Golden, Diamond, Steel).
From a universe of 3,571 stocks screened through the Patito Automated Scoring System:
🚩84% get flagged as Risky Dividends – instant disqualification.
💰15% make it to Solid Prospect.
🏅only 0.5% reach Fortress level (Star, Golden, Diamond, Steel).
August 29, 2025 at 2:29 PM
📊🦆 Patito’s Dividend🥧 (just out of the oven!)
From a universe of 3,571 stocks screened through the Patito Automated Scoring System:
🚩84% get flagged as Risky Dividends – instant disqualification.
💰15% make it to Solid Prospect.
🏅only 0.5% reach Fortress level (Star, Golden, Diamond, Steel).
From a universe of 3,571 stocks screened through the Patito Automated Scoring System:
🚩84% get flagged as Risky Dividends – instant disqualification.
💰15% make it to Solid Prospect.
🏅only 0.5% reach Fortress level (Star, Golden, Diamond, Steel).
📆 July 2025 Portfolio Recap in #PatitosFortune:
The sun’s out, dividends are dripping, and our high-conviction picks are flying high. ☀️💸
The top 7 now make up 41% of the portfolio — up from 37% in June — and the focus remains razor-sharp: stock-picking with Patito Score + WB Score at the core.
The sun’s out, dividends are dripping, and our high-conviction picks are flying high. ☀️💸
The top 7 now make up 41% of the portfolio — up from 37% in June — and the focus remains razor-sharp: stock-picking with Patito Score + WB Score at the core.
August 7, 2025 at 12:37 PM
📆 July 2025 Portfolio Recap in #PatitosFortune:
The sun’s out, dividends are dripping, and our high-conviction picks are flying high. ☀️💸
The top 7 now make up 41% of the portfolio — up from 37% in June — and the focus remains razor-sharp: stock-picking with Patito Score + WB Score at the core.
The sun’s out, dividends are dripping, and our high-conviction picks are flying high. ☀️💸
The top 7 now make up 41% of the portfolio — up from 37% in June — and the focus remains razor-sharp: stock-picking with Patito Score + WB Score at the core.
Patito’s Data Dilemma or the Quest for the (almost) perfect #weirdportfolio tracker
With my broker IBKR, all my holdings are spread across different currencies — useful, but not exactly efficient when I just want a quick, clear view of my portfolio value 📈
With my broker IBKR, all my holdings are spread across different currencies — useful, but not exactly efficient when I just want a quick, clear view of my portfolio value 📈
July 17, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Patito’s Data Dilemma or the Quest for the (almost) perfect #weirdportfolio tracker
With my broker IBKR, all my holdings are spread across different currencies — useful, but not exactly efficient when I just want a quick, clear view of my portfolio value 📈
With my broker IBKR, all my holdings are spread across different currencies — useful, but not exactly efficient when I just want a quick, clear view of my portfolio value 📈
📕 Patito’s misadventures in the Stock Market
Back when I started investing (ehmm… earlier this year) I thought 🚀 meant “no brainer deal.”
So I jumped into $BBAI at full speed:
• Bought at a “nice” entry price
• Bought even more at an all-time high! ‼️
• Realized the hype cooling off too late
Back when I started investing (ehmm… earlier this year) I thought 🚀 meant “no brainer deal.”
So I jumped into $BBAI at full speed:
• Bought at a “nice” entry price
• Bought even more at an all-time high! ‼️
• Realized the hype cooling off too late
July 9, 2025 at 2:04 PM
📕 Patito’s misadventures in the Stock Market
Back when I started investing (ehmm… earlier this year) I thought 🚀 meant “no brainer deal.”
So I jumped into $BBAI at full speed:
• Bought at a “nice” entry price
• Bought even more at an all-time high! ‼️
• Realized the hype cooling off too late
Back when I started investing (ehmm… earlier this year) I thought 🚀 meant “no brainer deal.”
So I jumped into $BBAI at full speed:
• Bought at a “nice” entry price
• Bought even more at an all-time high! ‼️
• Realized the hype cooling off too late
📚💡 Patito’s Cabinet of Common Sense 💡📚
In a world full of hype, Patito stays grounded — one book, one pie chart, one lavender bow at a time.
Today’s read: The Little Book of Common Sense Investing by John C. Bogle.
An interesting take for someone that’s crafting a #weirdportfolio
In a world full of hype, Patito stays grounded — one book, one pie chart, one lavender bow at a time.
Today’s read: The Little Book of Common Sense Investing by John C. Bogle.
An interesting take for someone that’s crafting a #weirdportfolio
July 8, 2025 at 4:16 PM
📚💡 Patito’s Cabinet of Common Sense 💡📚
In a world full of hype, Patito stays grounded — one book, one pie chart, one lavender bow at a time.
Today’s read: The Little Book of Common Sense Investing by John C. Bogle.
An interesting take for someone that’s crafting a #weirdportfolio
In a world full of hype, Patito stays grounded — one book, one pie chart, one lavender bow at a time.
Today’s read: The Little Book of Common Sense Investing by John C. Bogle.
An interesting take for someone that’s crafting a #weirdportfolio
📈 Monthly update June 2025 in #PatitosFortune: the nest is taking shape!
After a strong May, June brought a changing of the feathers. The new top 7 now make up 37% of the portfolio (vs 42% in May), and the duck is now fully embracing stock-picking conviction powered by the Patito Score + WB Score.
After a strong May, June brought a changing of the feathers. The new top 7 now make up 37% of the portfolio (vs 42% in May), and the duck is now fully embracing stock-picking conviction powered by the Patito Score + WB Score.
July 1, 2025 at 9:52 AM
📈 Monthly update June 2025 in #PatitosFortune: the nest is taking shape!
After a strong May, June brought a changing of the feathers. The new top 7 now make up 37% of the portfolio (vs 42% in May), and the duck is now fully embracing stock-picking conviction powered by the Patito Score + WB Score.
After a strong May, June brought a changing of the feathers. The new top 7 now make up 37% of the portfolio (vs 42% in May), and the duck is now fully embracing stock-picking conviction powered by the Patito Score + WB Score.
🦆✨ Patito’s Global Waddle – 2025 Mid-Year Portfolio Snapshot
Ever wonder how an enthusiastic duck diversifies across the world?
Here’s a look at how Patito’s portfolio is spread across regions and industries. 🌍📊
A 🧵 coming up👇
#PatitosFortune #WaddleToWealth #SharpeTalk #QuackReturns
Ever wonder how an enthusiastic duck diversifies across the world?
Here’s a look at how Patito’s portfolio is spread across regions and industries. 🌍📊
A 🧵 coming up👇
#PatitosFortune #WaddleToWealth #SharpeTalk #QuackReturns
June 26, 2025 at 1:54 PM
🦆✨ Patito’s Global Waddle – 2025 Mid-Year Portfolio Snapshot
Ever wonder how an enthusiastic duck diversifies across the world?
Here’s a look at how Patito’s portfolio is spread across regions and industries. 🌍📊
A 🧵 coming up👇
#PatitosFortune #WaddleToWealth #SharpeTalk #QuackReturns
Ever wonder how an enthusiastic duck diversifies across the world?
Here’s a look at how Patito’s portfolio is spread across regions and industries. 🌍📊
A 🧵 coming up👇
#PatitosFortune #WaddleToWealth #SharpeTalk #QuackReturns
Absolutely!
That’s the future being shaped 💪
That’s the future being shaped 💪
TSMC doesn't just make chips. They manufacture the future, and every tech giant pays rent to live in their world.
June 25, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Absolutely!
That’s the future being shaped 💪
That’s the future being shaped 💪
🦆💻 Patito Dives into Tech Titans
TSMC Joins the Pond!
Patito just took the plunge into Taiwan Semiconductor ($2330.TW), not for the hype, but for the substance.
With an Elite 🦆 Score of 97 & a solid WB Grade B, this chip giant brings 29% ROE, strong free cash flow, and global tech dominance.
TSMC Joins the Pond!
Patito just took the plunge into Taiwan Semiconductor ($2330.TW), not for the hype, but for the substance.
With an Elite 🦆 Score of 97 & a solid WB Grade B, this chip giant brings 29% ROE, strong free cash flow, and global tech dominance.
June 24, 2025 at 8:05 PM
🦆💻 Patito Dives into Tech Titans
TSMC Joins the Pond!
Patito just took the plunge into Taiwan Semiconductor ($2330.TW), not for the hype, but for the substance.
With an Elite 🦆 Score of 97 & a solid WB Grade B, this chip giant brings 29% ROE, strong free cash flow, and global tech dominance.
TSMC Joins the Pond!
Patito just took the plunge into Taiwan Semiconductor ($2330.TW), not for the hype, but for the substance.
With an Elite 🦆 Score of 97 & a solid WB Grade B, this chip giant brings 29% ROE, strong free cash flow, and global tech dominance.
🦆✨ Even the Oracle Buys Retail Style
Patito just spotted something adorable in the trade logs…
📅 On May 14, Warren Buffett bought just 14 shares.
Not 14k.
Not USD$14million.
Just….14 shares.
Patito just spotted something adorable in the trade logs…
📅 On May 14, Warren Buffett bought just 14 shares.
Not 14k.
Not USD$14million.
Just….14 shares.
June 12, 2025 at 11:28 AM
🦆✨ Even the Oracle Buys Retail Style
Patito just spotted something adorable in the trade logs…
📅 On May 14, Warren Buffett bought just 14 shares.
Not 14k.
Not USD$14million.
Just….14 shares.
Patito just spotted something adorable in the trade logs…
📅 On May 14, Warren Buffett bought just 14 shares.
Not 14k.
Not USD$14million.
Just….14 shares.
🧵 Patito’s Portfolio – May 2025
A month of steady returns, feathered dividends, and cuddly capitalism.
We even managed to add a couple of $BRKB!
Let’s waddle through it. 🦆💼
A month of steady returns, feathered dividends, and cuddly capitalism.
We even managed to add a couple of $BRKB!
Let’s waddle through it. 🦆💼
June 4, 2025 at 8:08 PM
🧵 Patito’s Portfolio – May 2025
A month of steady returns, feathered dividends, and cuddly capitalism.
We even managed to add a couple of $BRKB!
Let’s waddle through it. 🦆💼
A month of steady returns, feathered dividends, and cuddly capitalism.
We even managed to add a couple of $BRKB!
Let’s waddle through it. 🦆💼
🦆 Sunday Stroll in Valletta 🇲🇹
Patito wandered through the sunlit streets of Valletta today and stopped by the Borża ta’ Malta — the Malta Stock Exchange!
Patito wandered through the sunlit streets of Valletta today and stopped by the Borża ta’ Malta — the Malta Stock Exchange!
June 1, 2025 at 3:37 PM
🦆 Sunday Stroll in Valletta 🇲🇹
Patito wandered through the sunlit streets of Valletta today and stopped by the Borża ta’ Malta — the Malta Stock Exchange!
Patito wandered through the sunlit streets of Valletta today and stopped by the Borża ta’ Malta — the Malta Stock Exchange!
🦆📈 Monthly update in #PatitosFortune
The top 7 performers make up for 42% of my portfolio:
$BETS leads the flock with a stellar +15.9%, proving that small caps can shine when picked with care.
$EXX1 & $IDVY (~7%) are pulling weight in the ETF squad — reliable yield with sweet upside.
The top 7 performers make up for 42% of my portfolio:
$BETS leads the flock with a stellar +15.9%, proving that small caps can shine when picked with care.
$EXX1 & $IDVY (~7%) are pulling weight in the ETF squad — reliable yield with sweet upside.
June 1, 2025 at 4:58 AM
🦆📈 Monthly update in #PatitosFortune
The top 7 performers make up for 42% of my portfolio:
$BETS leads the flock with a stellar +15.9%, proving that small caps can shine when picked with care.
$EXX1 & $IDVY (~7%) are pulling weight in the ETF squad — reliable yield with sweet upside.
The top 7 performers make up for 42% of my portfolio:
$BETS leads the flock with a stellar +15.9%, proving that small caps can shine when picked with care.
$EXX1 & $IDVY (~7%) are pulling weight in the ETF squad — reliable yield with sweet upside.
Ever read a shareholder letter? 📬
It’s not just corporate fluff — it’s where smart investors 🧠 read between the lines.
Patito says: “Follow the ducks that swim with purpose.”
Let’s dive in: what are these letters & why do they matter? 🦆📈
It’s not just corporate fluff — it’s where smart investors 🧠 read between the lines.
Patito says: “Follow the ducks that swim with purpose.”
Let’s dive in: what are these letters & why do they matter? 🦆📈
May 30, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Ever read a shareholder letter? 📬
It’s not just corporate fluff — it’s where smart investors 🧠 read between the lines.
Patito says: “Follow the ducks that swim with purpose.”
Let’s dive in: what are these letters & why do they matter? 🦆📈
It’s not just corporate fluff — it’s where smart investors 🧠 read between the lines.
Patito says: “Follow the ducks that swim with purpose.”
Let’s dive in: what are these letters & why do they matter? 🦆📈
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Even the best investments will go through periods of underperformance.
Your ability to hold these investments during these periods will determine how successful you actually are.
Many retail investors jump around, trying to chase whatever has been performing well lately.
Your ability to hold these investments during these periods will determine how successful you actually are.
Many retail investors jump around, trying to chase whatever has been performing well lately.
May 30, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Even the best investments will go through periods of underperformance.
Your ability to hold these investments during these periods will determine how successful you actually are.
Many retail investors jump around, trying to chase whatever has been performing well lately.
Your ability to hold these investments during these periods will determine how successful you actually are.
Many retail investors jump around, trying to chase whatever has been performing well lately.
As a young 🦆 investing this Patito sometimes faces questions.
Buffett focuses on intrinsic value per dollar invested, not number of shares. His core principle is:
“It’s better to buy a wonderful business at a fair price than a fair business at a wonderful price.”
Buffett focuses on intrinsic value per dollar invested, not number of shares. His core principle is:
“It’s better to buy a wonderful business at a fair price than a fair business at a wonderful price.”
May 30, 2025 at 5:24 AM
As a young 🦆 investing this Patito sometimes faces questions.
Buffett focuses on intrinsic value per dollar invested, not number of shares. His core principle is:
“It’s better to buy a wonderful business at a fair price than a fair business at a wonderful price.”
Buffett focuses on intrinsic value per dollar invested, not number of shares. His core principle is:
“It’s better to buy a wonderful business at a fair price than a fair business at a wonderful price.”
The Patito Strategy: Smart, Steady, Sharpe.
Why chase hype when you can compound like a pro?
Patito doesn’t just buy stocks — patito scores them.
Using a custom-built system blending value, quality, safety, and growth, each pick is ranked with a Patito Score and a Buffett-style WB Grade.
Why chase hype when you can compound like a pro?
Patito doesn’t just buy stocks — patito scores them.
Using a custom-built system blending value, quality, safety, and growth, each pick is ranked with a Patito Score and a Buffett-style WB Grade.
May 22, 2025 at 11:57 PM
The Patito Strategy: Smart, Steady, Sharpe.
Why chase hype when you can compound like a pro?
Patito doesn’t just buy stocks — patito scores them.
Using a custom-built system blending value, quality, safety, and growth, each pick is ranked with a Patito Score and a Buffett-style WB Grade.
Why chase hype when you can compound like a pro?
Patito doesn’t just buy stocks — patito scores them.
Using a custom-built system blending value, quality, safety, and growth, each pick is ranked with a Patito Score and a Buffett-style WB Grade.
May 15, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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May 12, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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In the 1870s, while most 🦆 weren’t even allowed near the trading pond, one bold 🦆 flapped past the patriarchy and made history.
Meet Victoria Woodhull — the OG Wall Street Duckette.
In 1870, she co-founded Woodhull, Claflin & Co., becoming the first woman to own a brokerage firm on Wall Street.
Meet Victoria Woodhull — the OG Wall Street Duckette.
In 1870, she co-founded Woodhull, Claflin & Co., becoming the first woman to own a brokerage firm on Wall Street.
May 11, 2025 at 10:57 PM
In the 1870s, while most 🦆 weren’t even allowed near the trading pond, one bold 🦆 flapped past the patriarchy and made history.
Meet Victoria Woodhull — the OG Wall Street Duckette.
In 1870, she co-founded Woodhull, Claflin & Co., becoming the first woman to own a brokerage firm on Wall Street.
Meet Victoria Woodhull — the OG Wall Street Duckette.
In 1870, she co-founded Woodhull, Claflin & Co., becoming the first woman to own a brokerage firm on Wall Street.
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Ruddy Ducks, female on the left and male on the right. This is a shallow pond that often dries up over the summer so I'm a bit concerned that if they do nest here Mr Badger who lives just up the hill might take advantage of the situation.
May 9, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Ruddy Ducks, female on the left and male on the right. This is a shallow pond that often dries up over the summer so I'm a bit concerned that if they do nest here Mr Badger who lives just up the hill might take advantage of the situation.
#DividendDuckDiary
May 7, 2025
This 🦆 just cashed in 294 NOK (that’s ~€25.13) from 606 FWB2 — 300 shares, paying out 0.98 NOK each! 🎉
That’s another golden egg in the #weirdportfolio nest!
Where should Patito reinvest?
#FeatherFlow #NestEggPayday #QuackReturns #FintasticDuck #PatitosFortune
May 7, 2025
This 🦆 just cashed in 294 NOK (that’s ~€25.13) from 606 FWB2 — 300 shares, paying out 0.98 NOK each! 🎉
That’s another golden egg in the #weirdportfolio nest!
Where should Patito reinvest?
#FeatherFlow #NestEggPayday #QuackReturns #FintasticDuck #PatitosFortune
May 9, 2025 at 2:35 AM
#DividendDuckDiary
May 7, 2025
This 🦆 just cashed in 294 NOK (that’s ~€25.13) from 606 FWB2 — 300 shares, paying out 0.98 NOK each! 🎉
That’s another golden egg in the #weirdportfolio nest!
Where should Patito reinvest?
#FeatherFlow #NestEggPayday #QuackReturns #FintasticDuck #PatitosFortune
May 7, 2025
This 🦆 just cashed in 294 NOK (that’s ~€25.13) from 606 FWB2 — 300 shares, paying out 0.98 NOK each! 🎉
That’s another golden egg in the #weirdportfolio nest!
Where should Patito reinvest?
#FeatherFlow #NestEggPayday #QuackReturns #FintasticDuck #PatitosFortune
Beach Wi-Fi or Home Office Screens?
Patito’s big dilemma: trade with a view of the waves or a wall of monitors?
Both have their perks — but which one really leads to better decisions (or tastier coffee)?
Let’s be honest, a strong setup is key… but a strong piña colada doesn’t hurt either.
Patito’s big dilemma: trade with a view of the waves or a wall of monitors?
Both have their perks — but which one really leads to better decisions (or tastier coffee)?
Let’s be honest, a strong setup is key… but a strong piña colada doesn’t hurt either.
May 7, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Beach Wi-Fi or Home Office Screens?
Patito’s big dilemma: trade with a view of the waves or a wall of monitors?
Both have their perks — but which one really leads to better decisions (or tastier coffee)?
Let’s be honest, a strong setup is key… but a strong piña colada doesn’t hurt either.
Patito’s big dilemma: trade with a view of the waves or a wall of monitors?
Both have their perks — but which one really leads to better decisions (or tastier coffee)?
Let’s be honest, a strong setup is key… but a strong piña colada doesn’t hurt either.
Patito Adds $BRK.B!
Or… Why One Share Means a Lot 📈
Today I picked up 1 share of Berkshire Hathaway @ $506.97 (+$1 commission) 💵
At first glance, it’s just a single share — but for my portfolio, it’s a strategic cornerstone 🏰
Or… Why One Share Means a Lot 📈
Today I picked up 1 share of Berkshire Hathaway @ $506.97 (+$1 commission) 💵
At first glance, it’s just a single share — but for my portfolio, it’s a strategic cornerstone 🏰
May 5, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Patito Adds $BRK.B!
Or… Why One Share Means a Lot 📈
Today I picked up 1 share of Berkshire Hathaway @ $506.97 (+$1 commission) 💵
At first glance, it’s just a single share — but for my portfolio, it’s a strategic cornerstone 🏰
Or… Why One Share Means a Lot 📈
Today I picked up 1 share of Berkshire Hathaway @ $506.97 (+$1 commission) 💵
At first glance, it’s just a single share — but for my portfolio, it’s a strategic cornerstone 🏰
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Warren Buffett is 94 years old
He is an amazingly smart and articulate investor, who keeps learning every day
He loves what he does, which keeps him going
I'd love to have the same mental clarity in my 90s
He is an amazingly smart and articulate investor, who keeps learning every day
He loves what he does, which keeps him going
I'd love to have the same mental clarity in my 90s
May 3, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Warren Buffett is 94 years old
He is an amazingly smart and articulate investor, who keeps learning every day
He loves what he does, which keeps him going
I'd love to have the same mental clarity in my 90s
He is an amazingly smart and articulate investor, who keeps learning every day
He loves what he does, which keeps him going
I'd love to have the same mental clarity in my 90s