Patitos go investing
@patitosfortune.bsky.social
Just a chill duck floating through the markets 🦆💸
Zero credentials, questionable strategies, and an AI sidekick 🤖
Never financial advice—just winging it while logging the chaos.
Quack!
Zero credentials, questionable strategies, and an AI sidekick 🤖
Never financial advice—just winging it while logging the chaos.
Quack!
This is Patito’s first DIY Dividend ETF experiment 🍰 — a colorful pie where each slice represents a dividend stock that almost made the cut.
#PatitosFortune #DividendDuckDiary #DuckTheDip #FeatherFunded #GoldenEggsClub
#PatitosFortune #DividendDuckDiary #DuckTheDip #FeatherFunded #GoldenEggsClub
August 29, 2025 at 2:29 PM
This is Patito’s first DIY Dividend ETF experiment 🍰 — a colorful pie where each slice represents a dividend stock that almost made the cut.
#PatitosFortune #DividendDuckDiary #DuckTheDip #FeatherFunded #GoldenEggsClub
#PatitosFortune #DividendDuckDiary #DuckTheDip #FeatherFunded #GoldenEggsClub
Not every strong candidate fits into the main portfolio — we need focus and balance there.
But by grouping these “close-but-not-chosen” stocks, we can:
• Watch how they behave as a collective ETF.
• Benchmark their returns against the main portfolio.
• See if some deserve a promotion later on.
But by grouping these “close-but-not-chosen” stocks, we can:
• Watch how they behave as a collective ETF.
• Benchmark their returns against the main portfolio.
• See if some deserve a promotion later on.
August 29, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Not every strong candidate fits into the main portfolio — we need focus and balance there.
But by grouping these “close-but-not-chosen” stocks, we can:
• Watch how they behave as a collective ETF.
• Benchmark their returns against the main portfolio.
• See if some deserve a promotion later on.
But by grouping these “close-but-not-chosen” stocks, we can:
• Watch how they behave as a collective ETF.
• Benchmark their returns against the main portfolio.
• See if some deserve a promotion later on.
✨ Inside this experimental “Patito Mini-ETF”:
• 62% score Elite on Patito Score 🦆⭐
• 40% hold WB A or better ratings 🏆
• Majority fall into Solid Prospect fortress class — stable but not flashy.
Alone might be a risky move but bundled together in one go…
• 62% score Elite on Patito Score 🦆⭐
• 40% hold WB A or better ratings 🏆
• Majority fall into Solid Prospect fortress class — stable but not flashy.
Alone might be a risky move but bundled together in one go…
August 29, 2025 at 2:29 PM
✨ Inside this experimental “Patito Mini-ETF”:
• 62% score Elite on Patito Score 🦆⭐
• 40% hold WB A or better ratings 🏆
• Majority fall into Solid Prospect fortress class — stable but not flashy.
Alone might be a risky move but bundled together in one go…
• 62% score Elite on Patito Score 🦆⭐
• 40% hold WB A or better ratings 🏆
• Majority fall into Solid Prospect fortress class — stable but not flashy.
Alone might be a risky move but bundled together in one go…
After narrowing down, 🦆 built a side-basket: 52 candidates (1.46% of the universe).
These are good dividend players, but not all get chosen for the main portfolio due to capital limits or overlapping roles.
And not to mention the added costs (commissions) of buying individual stocks 😭
These are good dividend players, but not all get chosen for the main portfolio due to capital limits or overlapping roles.
And not to mention the added costs (commissions) of buying individual stocks 😭
August 29, 2025 at 2:29 PM
After narrowing down, 🦆 built a side-basket: 52 candidates (1.46% of the universe).
These are good dividend players, but not all get chosen for the main portfolio due to capital limits or overlapping roles.
And not to mention the added costs (commissions) of buying individual stocks 😭
These are good dividend players, but not all get chosen for the main portfolio due to capital limits or overlapping roles.
And not to mention the added costs (commissions) of buying individual stocks 😭
Good ones will shown up :)
Maybe not as amazing though 😎
Maybe not as amazing though 😎
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August 29, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Good ones will shown up :)
Maybe not as amazing though 😎
Maybe not as amazing though 😎
These aren’t lucky ducks — they’re Elite and Excellent scorers, with high WB conviction and real returns to match.
From Canada to Japan to Denmark, the feathers are globally diversified but always fluff-optimized. 🪶🌍
See you in August — and don’t forget to check the dividend mailbox. 📬🤑
From Canada to Japan to Denmark, the feathers are globally diversified but always fluff-optimized. 🪶🌍
See you in August — and don’t forget to check the dividend mailbox. 📬🤑
August 7, 2025 at 12:37 PM
These aren’t lucky ducks — they’re Elite and Excellent scorers, with high WB conviction and real returns to match.
From Canada to Japan to Denmark, the feathers are globally diversified but always fluff-optimized. 🪶🌍
See you in August — and don’t forget to check the dividend mailbox. 📬🤑
From Canada to Japan to Denmark, the feathers are globally diversified but always fluff-optimized. 🪶🌍
See you in August — and don’t forget to check the dividend mailbox. 📬🤑
💾 Holdover Stars from June:
✅ $3679 and $E3G1 stay strong
✅ $4GLD returns after a month away
✅ $WCP rockets to the top spot — a new leader with a familiar dividend drip
🔍 Strategy Update for the #WeirdPortfolio
Patito’s conviction nest is now 41% concentrated in the highest-performing 7 stocks.
✅ $3679 and $E3G1 stay strong
✅ $4GLD returns after a month away
✅ $WCP rockets to the top spot — a new leader with a familiar dividend drip
🔍 Strategy Update for the #WeirdPortfolio
Patito’s conviction nest is now 41% concentrated in the highest-performing 7 stocks.
August 7, 2025 at 12:37 PM
💾 Holdover Stars from June:
✅ $3679 and $E3G1 stay strong
✅ $4GLD returns after a month away
✅ $WCP rockets to the top spot — a new leader with a familiar dividend drip
🔍 Strategy Update for the #WeirdPortfolio
Patito’s conviction nest is now 41% concentrated in the highest-performing 7 stocks.
✅ $3679 and $E3G1 stay strong
✅ $4GLD returns after a month away
✅ $WCP rockets to the top spot — a new leader with a familiar dividend drip
🔍 Strategy Update for the #WeirdPortfolio
Patito’s conviction nest is now 41% concentrated in the highest-performing 7 stocks.
💼 New or climbing contenders:
• $GRLA🇬🇱 quietly compounding nivhe bank— a clean +10%, holding 6.36% of the nest
• $2330 🇹🇼 the tech titan with +6.02%, pushing past the 6% line
• $HME another 🍁 here small cap, big potential — +6.15%
• $4GLD: the lone ETF survivor keeps its glimmer with +5.79%
• $GRLA🇬🇱 quietly compounding nivhe bank— a clean +10%, holding 6.36% of the nest
• $2330 🇹🇼 the tech titan with +6.02%, pushing past the 6% line
• $HME another 🍁 here small cap, big potential — +6.15%
• $4GLD: the lone ETF survivor keeps its glimmer with +5.79%
August 7, 2025 at 12:37 PM
💼 New or climbing contenders:
• $GRLA🇬🇱 quietly compounding nivhe bank— a clean +10%, holding 6.36% of the nest
• $2330 🇹🇼 the tech titan with +6.02%, pushing past the 6% line
• $HME another 🍁 here small cap, big potential — +6.15%
• $4GLD: the lone ETF survivor keeps its glimmer with +5.79%
• $GRLA🇬🇱 quietly compounding nivhe bank— a clean +10%, holding 6.36% of the nest
• $2330 🇹🇼 the tech titan with +6.02%, pushing past the 6% line
• $HME another 🍁 here small cap, big potential — +6.15%
• $4GLD: the lone ETF survivor keeps its glimmer with +5.79%
Top Gainers of the Month:
• $WCP 🇨🇦: Monthly dividend darling surges to the top with +16%, now the biggest holding at 8.13%. 🍁
• $3679 Zigexn 🇯🇵:Our trusted performer stays strong with +15%, now at 7.16% weight.
• $E3G1 🇸🇪 Gaming momentum continues led by Evolution +13.8%, with rising conviction. 🎰
• $WCP 🇨🇦: Monthly dividend darling surges to the top with +16%, now the biggest holding at 8.13%. 🍁
• $3679 Zigexn 🇯🇵:Our trusted performer stays strong with +15%, now at 7.16% weight.
• $E3G1 🇸🇪 Gaming momentum continues led by Evolution +13.8%, with rising conviction. 🎰
August 7, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Top Gainers of the Month:
• $WCP 🇨🇦: Monthly dividend darling surges to the top with +16%, now the biggest holding at 8.13%. 🍁
• $3679 Zigexn 🇯🇵:Our trusted performer stays strong with +15%, now at 7.16% weight.
• $E3G1 🇸🇪 Gaming momentum continues led by Evolution +13.8%, with rising conviction. 🎰
• $WCP 🇨🇦: Monthly dividend darling surges to the top with +16%, now the biggest holding at 8.13%. 🍁
• $3679 Zigexn 🇯🇵:Our trusted performer stays strong with +15%, now at 7.16% weight.
• $E3G1 🇸🇪 Gaming momentum continues led by Evolution +13.8%, with rising conviction. 🎰
And here I am looking at pretty $WCP.TO soar 😍
July 24, 2025 at 5:18 PM
And here I am looking at pretty $WCP.TO soar 😍
July 17, 2025 at 1:06 PM
And lastly… my massive and shiny Excel sheet.
Between Excel’s native stock functions (that often pulls the wrong market) and the ever-present risk of messing up a formula, it’s never truly up to date. 📉
Native stock data doesn’t refresh frequently, though Wisesheets does help a lot.
Between Excel’s native stock functions (that often pulls the wrong market) and the ever-present risk of messing up a formula, it’s never truly up to date. 📉
Native stock data doesn’t refresh frequently, though Wisesheets does help a lot.
July 17, 2025 at 1:06 PM
And lastly… my massive and shiny Excel sheet.
Between Excel’s native stock functions (that often pulls the wrong market) and the ever-present risk of messing up a formula, it’s never truly up to date. 📉
Native stock data doesn’t refresh frequently, though Wisesheets does help a lot.
Between Excel’s native stock functions (that often pulls the wrong market) and the ever-present risk of messing up a formula, it’s never truly up to date. 📉
Native stock data doesn’t refresh frequently, though Wisesheets does help a lot.
getquin gives me great clarity on dividends — but struggles with more obscure stocks, like $2660 Zengame, which incidentally is my top performer right now. 🚀 (based on July 17 news we might be jumping the ship though!)
July 17, 2025 at 1:06 PM
getquin gives me great clarity on dividends — but struggles with more obscure stocks, like $2660 Zengame, which incidentally is my top performer right now. 🚀 (based on July 17 news we might be jumping the ship though!)
Simply Wall St is super clean and reliable for most of my stocks, but my one ETF, $4GLD, isn’t even listed there… so I’m always missing about 5% of my portfolio.
Not a disaster, but it bugs me.
At least all the metrics are nicely tracked in EUR. 💶
And the overall insights are interesting!
Not a disaster, but it bugs me.
At least all the metrics are nicely tracked in EUR. 💶
And the overall insights are interesting!
July 17, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Simply Wall St is super clean and reliable for most of my stocks, but my one ETF, $4GLD, isn’t even listed there… so I’m always missing about 5% of my portfolio.
Not a disaster, but it bugs me.
At least all the metrics are nicely tracked in EUR. 💶
And the overall insights are interesting!
Not a disaster, but it bugs me.
At least all the metrics are nicely tracked in EUR. 💶
And the overall insights are interesting!
PS. Today, I float the remaining last 15 shares at zero cost, a symbolical trophy of a newbie trade that almost broke me.
$BBAI to the moon? 🚀
$BBAI to the moon? 🚀
July 9, 2025 at 2:04 PM
PS. Today, I float the remaining last 15 shares at zero cost, a symbolical trophy of a newbie trade that almost broke me.
$BBAI to the moon? 🚀
$BBAI to the moon? 🚀
🎓 Lesson?
• 🚩 High hype ≠ high quality
• 🧠 No strategy = high anxiety
• 📉 Hope is not a recovery plan
But I didn’t quit.
I learned.
And Patito kept paddling 🦆📈
#PatitoInvests #QuackReturns #FromFOMOtoFocus
• 🚩 High hype ≠ high quality
• 🧠 No strategy = high anxiety
• 📉 Hope is not a recovery plan
But I didn’t quit.
I learned.
And Patito kept paddling 🦆📈
#PatitoInvests #QuackReturns #FromFOMOtoFocus
July 9, 2025 at 2:04 PM
🎓 Lesson?
• 🚩 High hype ≠ high quality
• 🧠 No strategy = high anxiety
• 📉 Hope is not a recovery plan
But I didn’t quit.
I learned.
And Patito kept paddling 🦆📈
#PatitoInvests #QuackReturns #FromFOMOtoFocus
• 🚩 High hype ≠ high quality
• 🧠 No strategy = high anxiety
• 📉 Hope is not a recovery plan
But I didn’t quit.
I learned.
And Patito kept paddling 🦆📈
#PatitoInvests #QuackReturns #FromFOMOtoFocus
I was holding 250 shares, feeling every cent tick like a heart monitor.
Eventually, (yesterday) I sold most of my position after some staggered exits last week and ended breakeven — exhausted but wiser. And happy to leave the rollercoaster!
Eventually, (yesterday) I sold most of my position after some staggered exits last week and ended breakeven — exhausted but wiser. And happy to leave the rollercoaster!
July 9, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I was holding 250 shares, feeling every cent tick like a heart monitor.
Eventually, (yesterday) I sold most of my position after some staggered exits last week and ended breakeven — exhausted but wiser. And happy to leave the rollercoaster!
Eventually, (yesterday) I sold most of my position after some staggered exits last week and ended breakeven — exhausted but wiser. And happy to leave the rollercoaster!
With barely any understanding of fundamentals, I threw in real money because “AI is the future,” right?
Zero portfolio managing.
That means Patito held through the gut-wrenching lows… (-60%)
Waited… hoped… watched the chart dance like a rollercoaster 🎢 for days and weeks and months…
Zero portfolio managing.
That means Patito held through the gut-wrenching lows… (-60%)
Waited… hoped… watched the chart dance like a rollercoaster 🎢 for days and weeks and months…
July 9, 2025 at 2:04 PM
With barely any understanding of fundamentals, I threw in real money because “AI is the future,” right?
Zero portfolio managing.
That means Patito held through the gut-wrenching lows… (-60%)
Waited… hoped… watched the chart dance like a rollercoaster 🎢 for days and weeks and months…
Zero portfolio managing.
That means Patito held through the gut-wrenching lows… (-60%)
Waited… hoped… watched the chart dance like a rollercoaster 🎢 for days and weeks and months…
PS. This cozy corner of ceramic ducks is where Patito meets serenity. And the gentle reminder of the things that truly matter 🥰
July 8, 2025 at 4:16 PM
PS. This cozy corner of ceramic ducks is where Patito meets serenity. And the gentle reminder of the things that truly matter 🥰
📊 The pie chart on today’s Almanac for July 8, 2025 reads:
“WHERE TO FIND MONEY” — and spoiler: it’s not in hype cycles or hot tips, but in discipline, compounding, and knowing what you own.
🧠 Invest wisely
🐣 Hold patiently
📈 Let the good businesses grow
#PatitosFortune #InvestorDuck #PatitoScore
“WHERE TO FIND MONEY” — and spoiler: it’s not in hype cycles or hot tips, but in discipline, compounding, and knowing what you own.
🧠 Invest wisely
🐣 Hold patiently
📈 Let the good businesses grow
#PatitosFortune #InvestorDuck #PatitoScore
July 8, 2025 at 4:16 PM
📊 The pie chart on today’s Almanac for July 8, 2025 reads:
“WHERE TO FIND MONEY” — and spoiler: it’s not in hype cycles or hot tips, but in discipline, compounding, and knowing what you own.
🧠 Invest wisely
🐣 Hold patiently
📈 Let the good businesses grow
#PatitosFortune #InvestorDuck #PatitoScore
“WHERE TO FIND MONEY” — and spoiler: it’s not in hype cycles or hot tips, but in discipline, compounding, and knowing what you own.
🧠 Invest wisely
🐣 Hold patiently
📈 Let the good businesses grow
#PatitosFortune #InvestorDuck #PatitoScore
Behind that adorable waddle is a sharp scoring system:
Patito looks for profitable, well-managed, fairly valued companies with strong reinvestment power — the kind that grow earnings steadily and reward patient holders. Sprinkle in some dividends, and it’s a recipe for feathered fortune.
Patito looks for profitable, well-managed, fairly valued companies with strong reinvestment power — the kind that grow earnings steadily and reward patient holders. Sprinkle in some dividends, and it’s a recipe for feathered fortune.
July 8, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Behind that adorable waddle is a sharp scoring system:
Patito looks for profitable, well-managed, fairly valued companies with strong reinvestment power — the kind that grow earnings steadily and reward patient holders. Sprinkle in some dividends, and it’s a recipe for feathered fortune.
Patito looks for profitable, well-managed, fairly valued companies with strong reinvestment power — the kind that grow earnings steadily and reward patient holders. Sprinkle in some dividends, and it’s a recipe for feathered fortune.