Patitos go investing
@patitosfortune.bsky.social
Just a chill duck floating through the markets 🦆💸
Zero credentials, questionable strategies, and an AI sidekick 🤖
Never financial advice—just winging it while logging the chaos.
Quack!
Zero credentials, questionable strategies, and an AI sidekick 🤖
Never financial advice—just winging it while logging the chaos.
Quack!
This is Patito’s first DIY Dividend ETF experiment 🍰 — a colorful pie where each slice represents a dividend stock that almost made the cut.
#PatitosFortune #DividendDuckDiary #DuckTheDip #FeatherFunded #GoldenEggsClub
#PatitosFortune #DividendDuckDiary #DuckTheDip #FeatherFunded #GoldenEggsClub
August 29, 2025 at 2:29 PM
This is Patito’s first DIY Dividend ETF experiment 🍰 — a colorful pie where each slice represents a dividend stock that almost made the cut.
#PatitosFortune #DividendDuckDiary #DuckTheDip #FeatherFunded #GoldenEggsClub
#PatitosFortune #DividendDuckDiary #DuckTheDip #FeatherFunded #GoldenEggsClub
✨ Inside this experimental “Patito Mini-ETF”:
• 62% score Elite on Patito Score 🦆⭐
• 40% hold WB A or better ratings 🏆
• Majority fall into Solid Prospect fortress class — stable but not flashy.
Alone might be a risky move but bundled together in one go…
• 62% score Elite on Patito Score 🦆⭐
• 40% hold WB A or better ratings 🏆
• Majority fall into Solid Prospect fortress class — stable but not flashy.
Alone might be a risky move but bundled together in one go…
August 29, 2025 at 2:29 PM
✨ Inside this experimental “Patito Mini-ETF”:
• 62% score Elite on Patito Score 🦆⭐
• 40% hold WB A or better ratings 🏆
• Majority fall into Solid Prospect fortress class — stable but not flashy.
Alone might be a risky move but bundled together in one go…
• 62% score Elite on Patito Score 🦆⭐
• 40% hold WB A or better ratings 🏆
• Majority fall into Solid Prospect fortress class — stable but not flashy.
Alone might be a risky move but bundled together in one go…
📊🦆 Patito’s Dividend🥧 (just out of the oven!)
From a universe of 3,571 stocks screened through the Patito Automated Scoring System:
🚩84% get flagged as Risky Dividends – instant disqualification.
💰15% make it to Solid Prospect.
🏅only 0.5% reach Fortress level (Star, Golden, Diamond, Steel).
From a universe of 3,571 stocks screened through the Patito Automated Scoring System:
🚩84% get flagged as Risky Dividends – instant disqualification.
💰15% make it to Solid Prospect.
🏅only 0.5% reach Fortress level (Star, Golden, Diamond, Steel).
August 29, 2025 at 2:29 PM
📊🦆 Patito’s Dividend🥧 (just out of the oven!)
From a universe of 3,571 stocks screened through the Patito Automated Scoring System:
🚩84% get flagged as Risky Dividends – instant disqualification.
💰15% make it to Solid Prospect.
🏅only 0.5% reach Fortress level (Star, Golden, Diamond, Steel).
From a universe of 3,571 stocks screened through the Patito Automated Scoring System:
🚩84% get flagged as Risky Dividends – instant disqualification.
💰15% make it to Solid Prospect.
🏅only 0.5% reach Fortress level (Star, Golden, Diamond, Steel).
📆 July 2025 Portfolio Recap in #PatitosFortune:
The sun’s out, dividends are dripping, and our high-conviction picks are flying high. ☀️💸
The top 7 now make up 41% of the portfolio — up from 37% in June — and the focus remains razor-sharp: stock-picking with Patito Score + WB Score at the core.
The sun’s out, dividends are dripping, and our high-conviction picks are flying high. ☀️💸
The top 7 now make up 41% of the portfolio — up from 37% in June — and the focus remains razor-sharp: stock-picking with Patito Score + WB Score at the core.
August 7, 2025 at 12:37 PM
📆 July 2025 Portfolio Recap in #PatitosFortune:
The sun’s out, dividends are dripping, and our high-conviction picks are flying high. ☀️💸
The top 7 now make up 41% of the portfolio — up from 37% in June — and the focus remains razor-sharp: stock-picking with Patito Score + WB Score at the core.
The sun’s out, dividends are dripping, and our high-conviction picks are flying high. ☀️💸
The top 7 now make up 41% of the portfolio — up from 37% in June — and the focus remains razor-sharp: stock-picking with Patito Score + WB Score at the core.
And here I am looking at pretty $WCP.TO soar 😍
July 24, 2025 at 5:18 PM
And here I am looking at pretty $WCP.TO soar 😍
July 17, 2025 at 1:06 PM
And lastly… my massive and shiny Excel sheet.
Between Excel’s native stock functions (that often pulls the wrong market) and the ever-present risk of messing up a formula, it’s never truly up to date. 📉
Native stock data doesn’t refresh frequently, though Wisesheets does help a lot.
Between Excel’s native stock functions (that often pulls the wrong market) and the ever-present risk of messing up a formula, it’s never truly up to date. 📉
Native stock data doesn’t refresh frequently, though Wisesheets does help a lot.
July 17, 2025 at 1:06 PM
And lastly… my massive and shiny Excel sheet.
Between Excel’s native stock functions (that often pulls the wrong market) and the ever-present risk of messing up a formula, it’s never truly up to date. 📉
Native stock data doesn’t refresh frequently, though Wisesheets does help a lot.
Between Excel’s native stock functions (that often pulls the wrong market) and the ever-present risk of messing up a formula, it’s never truly up to date. 📉
Native stock data doesn’t refresh frequently, though Wisesheets does help a lot.
getquin gives me great clarity on dividends — but struggles with more obscure stocks, like $2660 Zengame, which incidentally is my top performer right now. 🚀 (based on July 17 news we might be jumping the ship though!)
July 17, 2025 at 1:06 PM
getquin gives me great clarity on dividends — but struggles with more obscure stocks, like $2660 Zengame, which incidentally is my top performer right now. 🚀 (based on July 17 news we might be jumping the ship though!)
Simply Wall St is super clean and reliable for most of my stocks, but my one ETF, $4GLD, isn’t even listed there… so I’m always missing about 5% of my portfolio.
Not a disaster, but it bugs me.
At least all the metrics are nicely tracked in EUR. 💶
And the overall insights are interesting!
Not a disaster, but it bugs me.
At least all the metrics are nicely tracked in EUR. 💶
And the overall insights are interesting!
July 17, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Simply Wall St is super clean and reliable for most of my stocks, but my one ETF, $4GLD, isn’t even listed there… so I’m always missing about 5% of my portfolio.
Not a disaster, but it bugs me.
At least all the metrics are nicely tracked in EUR. 💶
And the overall insights are interesting!
Not a disaster, but it bugs me.
At least all the metrics are nicely tracked in EUR. 💶
And the overall insights are interesting!
Patito’s Data Dilemma or the Quest for the (almost) perfect #weirdportfolio tracker
With my broker IBKR, all my holdings are spread across different currencies — useful, but not exactly efficient when I just want a quick, clear view of my portfolio value 📈
With my broker IBKR, all my holdings are spread across different currencies — useful, but not exactly efficient when I just want a quick, clear view of my portfolio value 📈
July 17, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Patito’s Data Dilemma or the Quest for the (almost) perfect #weirdportfolio tracker
With my broker IBKR, all my holdings are spread across different currencies — useful, but not exactly efficient when I just want a quick, clear view of my portfolio value 📈
With my broker IBKR, all my holdings are spread across different currencies — useful, but not exactly efficient when I just want a quick, clear view of my portfolio value 📈
🎓 Lesson?
• 🚩 High hype ≠ high quality
• 🧠 No strategy = high anxiety
• 📉 Hope is not a recovery plan
But I didn’t quit.
I learned.
And Patito kept paddling 🦆📈
#PatitoInvests #QuackReturns #FromFOMOtoFocus
• 🚩 High hype ≠ high quality
• 🧠 No strategy = high anxiety
• 📉 Hope is not a recovery plan
But I didn’t quit.
I learned.
And Patito kept paddling 🦆📈
#PatitoInvests #QuackReturns #FromFOMOtoFocus
July 9, 2025 at 2:04 PM
🎓 Lesson?
• 🚩 High hype ≠ high quality
• 🧠 No strategy = high anxiety
• 📉 Hope is not a recovery plan
But I didn’t quit.
I learned.
And Patito kept paddling 🦆📈
#PatitoInvests #QuackReturns #FromFOMOtoFocus
• 🚩 High hype ≠ high quality
• 🧠 No strategy = high anxiety
• 📉 Hope is not a recovery plan
But I didn’t quit.
I learned.
And Patito kept paddling 🦆📈
#PatitoInvests #QuackReturns #FromFOMOtoFocus
📕 Patito’s misadventures in the Stock Market
Back when I started investing (ehmm… earlier this year) I thought 🚀 meant “no brainer deal.”
So I jumped into $BBAI at full speed:
• Bought at a “nice” entry price
• Bought even more at an all-time high! ‼️
• Realized the hype cooling off too late
Back when I started investing (ehmm… earlier this year) I thought 🚀 meant “no brainer deal.”
So I jumped into $BBAI at full speed:
• Bought at a “nice” entry price
• Bought even more at an all-time high! ‼️
• Realized the hype cooling off too late
July 9, 2025 at 2:04 PM
📕 Patito’s misadventures in the Stock Market
Back when I started investing (ehmm… earlier this year) I thought 🚀 meant “no brainer deal.”
So I jumped into $BBAI at full speed:
• Bought at a “nice” entry price
• Bought even more at an all-time high! ‼️
• Realized the hype cooling off too late
Back when I started investing (ehmm… earlier this year) I thought 🚀 meant “no brainer deal.”
So I jumped into $BBAI at full speed:
• Bought at a “nice” entry price
• Bought even more at an all-time high! ‼️
• Realized the hype cooling off too late
📊 The pie chart on today’s Almanac for July 8, 2025 reads:
“WHERE TO FIND MONEY” — and spoiler: it’s not in hype cycles or hot tips, but in discipline, compounding, and knowing what you own.
🧠 Invest wisely
🐣 Hold patiently
📈 Let the good businesses grow
#PatitosFortune #InvestorDuck #PatitoScore
“WHERE TO FIND MONEY” — and spoiler: it’s not in hype cycles or hot tips, but in discipline, compounding, and knowing what you own.
🧠 Invest wisely
🐣 Hold patiently
📈 Let the good businesses grow
#PatitosFortune #InvestorDuck #PatitoScore
July 8, 2025 at 4:16 PM
📊 The pie chart on today’s Almanac for July 8, 2025 reads:
“WHERE TO FIND MONEY” — and spoiler: it’s not in hype cycles or hot tips, but in discipline, compounding, and knowing what you own.
🧠 Invest wisely
🐣 Hold patiently
📈 Let the good businesses grow
#PatitosFortune #InvestorDuck #PatitoScore
“WHERE TO FIND MONEY” — and spoiler: it’s not in hype cycles or hot tips, but in discipline, compounding, and knowing what you own.
🧠 Invest wisely
🐣 Hold patiently
📈 Let the good businesses grow
#PatitosFortune #InvestorDuck #PatitoScore
📚💡 Patito’s Cabinet of Common Sense 💡📚
In a world full of hype, Patito stays grounded — one book, one pie chart, one lavender bow at a time.
Today’s read: The Little Book of Common Sense Investing by John C. Bogle.
An interesting take for someone that’s crafting a #weirdportfolio
In a world full of hype, Patito stays grounded — one book, one pie chart, one lavender bow at a time.
Today’s read: The Little Book of Common Sense Investing by John C. Bogle.
An interesting take for someone that’s crafting a #weirdportfolio
July 8, 2025 at 4:16 PM
📚💡 Patito’s Cabinet of Common Sense 💡📚
In a world full of hype, Patito stays grounded — one book, one pie chart, one lavender bow at a time.
Today’s read: The Little Book of Common Sense Investing by John C. Bogle.
An interesting take for someone that’s crafting a #weirdportfolio
In a world full of hype, Patito stays grounded — one book, one pie chart, one lavender bow at a time.
Today’s read: The Little Book of Common Sense Investing by John C. Bogle.
An interesting take for someone that’s crafting a #weirdportfolio
📈 Monthly update June 2025 in #PatitosFortune: the nest is taking shape!
After a strong May, June brought a changing of the feathers. The new top 7 now make up 37% of the portfolio (vs 42% in May), and the duck is now fully embracing stock-picking conviction powered by the Patito Score + WB Score.
After a strong May, June brought a changing of the feathers. The new top 7 now make up 37% of the portfolio (vs 42% in May), and the duck is now fully embracing stock-picking conviction powered by the Patito Score + WB Score.
July 1, 2025 at 9:52 AM
📈 Monthly update June 2025 in #PatitosFortune: the nest is taking shape!
After a strong May, June brought a changing of the feathers. The new top 7 now make up 37% of the portfolio (vs 42% in May), and the duck is now fully embracing stock-picking conviction powered by the Patito Score + WB Score.
After a strong May, June brought a changing of the feathers. The new top 7 now make up 37% of the portfolio (vs 42% in May), and the duck is now fully embracing stock-picking conviction powered by the Patito Score + WB Score.
🦆✨ Patito’s Global Waddle – 2025 Mid-Year Portfolio Snapshot
Ever wonder how an enthusiastic duck diversifies across the world?
Here’s a look at how Patito’s portfolio is spread across regions and industries. 🌍📊
A 🧵 coming up👇
#PatitosFortune #WaddleToWealth #SharpeTalk #QuackReturns
Ever wonder how an enthusiastic duck diversifies across the world?
Here’s a look at how Patito’s portfolio is spread across regions and industries. 🌍📊
A 🧵 coming up👇
#PatitosFortune #WaddleToWealth #SharpeTalk #QuackReturns
June 26, 2025 at 1:54 PM
🦆✨ Patito’s Global Waddle – 2025 Mid-Year Portfolio Snapshot
Ever wonder how an enthusiastic duck diversifies across the world?
Here’s a look at how Patito’s portfolio is spread across regions and industries. 🌍📊
A 🧵 coming up👇
#PatitosFortune #WaddleToWealth #SharpeTalk #QuackReturns
Ever wonder how an enthusiastic duck diversifies across the world?
Here’s a look at how Patito’s portfolio is spread across regions and industries. 🌍📊
A 🧵 coming up👇
#PatitosFortune #WaddleToWealth #SharpeTalk #QuackReturns
🦆💻 Patito Dives into Tech Titans
TSMC Joins the Pond!
Patito just took the plunge into Taiwan Semiconductor ($2330.TW), not for the hype, but for the substance.
With an Elite 🦆 Score of 97 & a solid WB Grade B, this chip giant brings 29% ROE, strong free cash flow, and global tech dominance.
TSMC Joins the Pond!
Patito just took the plunge into Taiwan Semiconductor ($2330.TW), not for the hype, but for the substance.
With an Elite 🦆 Score of 97 & a solid WB Grade B, this chip giant brings 29% ROE, strong free cash flow, and global tech dominance.
June 24, 2025 at 8:05 PM
🦆💻 Patito Dives into Tech Titans
TSMC Joins the Pond!
Patito just took the plunge into Taiwan Semiconductor ($2330.TW), not for the hype, but for the substance.
With an Elite 🦆 Score of 97 & a solid WB Grade B, this chip giant brings 29% ROE, strong free cash flow, and global tech dominance.
TSMC Joins the Pond!
Patito just took the plunge into Taiwan Semiconductor ($2330.TW), not for the hype, but for the substance.
With an Elite 🦆 Score of 97 & a solid WB Grade B, this chip giant brings 29% ROE, strong free cash flow, and global tech dominance.
While sitting on $150+ billion, the GOAT still logs each move — because every share counts when you think long-term. 📈💼
Patito’s takeaway?
You don’t need to go big.
You need to go smart, steady, and with conviction. 💛
Patito’s takeaway?
You don’t need to go big.
You need to go smart, steady, and with conviction. 💛
June 12, 2025 at 11:28 AM
While sitting on $150+ billion, the GOAT still logs each move — because every share counts when you think long-term. 📈💼
Patito’s takeaway?
You don’t need to go big.
You need to go smart, steady, and with conviction. 💛
Patito’s takeaway?
You don’t need to go big.
You need to go smart, steady, and with conviction. 💛
💼 Worth billions — but still investing like us? That’s conviction.
That’s discipline.
That’s retail style, baby.
#PatitoSays: “Tiny moves, big trust.”
#QuackReturns #BuffettBuys #FeatherFunded #RetailInvestorEnergy #OneShareAtATime
That’s discipline.
That’s retail style, baby.
#PatitoSays: “Tiny moves, big trust.”
#QuackReturns #BuffettBuys #FeatherFunded #RetailInvestorEnergy #OneShareAtATime
June 12, 2025 at 11:28 AM
💼 Worth billions — but still investing like us? That’s conviction.
That’s discipline.
That’s retail style, baby.
#PatitoSays: “Tiny moves, big trust.”
#QuackReturns #BuffettBuys #FeatherFunded #RetailInvestorEnergy #OneShareAtATime
That’s discipline.
That’s retail style, baby.
#PatitoSays: “Tiny moves, big trust.”
#QuackReturns #BuffettBuys #FeatherFunded #RetailInvestorEnergy #OneShareAtATime
🦆✨ Even the Oracle Buys Retail Style
Patito just spotted something adorable in the trade logs…
📅 On May 14, Warren Buffett bought just 14 shares.
Not 14k.
Not USD$14million.
Just….14 shares.
Patito just spotted something adorable in the trade logs…
📅 On May 14, Warren Buffett bought just 14 shares.
Not 14k.
Not USD$14million.
Just….14 shares.
June 12, 2025 at 11:28 AM
🦆✨ Even the Oracle Buys Retail Style
Patito just spotted something adorable in the trade logs…
📅 On May 14, Warren Buffett bought just 14 shares.
Not 14k.
Not USD$14million.
Just….14 shares.
Patito just spotted something adorable in the trade logs…
📅 On May 14, Warren Buffett bought just 14 shares.
Not 14k.
Not USD$14million.
Just….14 shares.
📈 May Performance Pulse
Time-weighted return: +3.61%
Dividend income: €39.79
Positions held: 24
Not every duck swims faster than the tide, but May was a recovery— income flowing, risk under control, and plenty of catalysts ahead.
#PatitosFortune #QuackReturns #TinyQuacksBigMoves
Time-weighted return: +3.61%
Dividend income: €39.79
Positions held: 24
Not every duck swims faster than the tide, but May was a recovery— income flowing, risk under control, and plenty of catalysts ahead.
#PatitosFortune #QuackReturns #TinyQuacksBigMoves
June 4, 2025 at 8:08 PM
📈 May Performance Pulse
Time-weighted return: +3.61%
Dividend income: €39.79
Positions held: 24
Not every duck swims faster than the tide, but May was a recovery— income flowing, risk under control, and plenty of catalysts ahead.
#PatitosFortune #QuackReturns #TinyQuacksBigMoves
Time-weighted return: +3.61%
Dividend income: €39.79
Positions held: 24
Not every duck swims faster than the tide, but May was a recovery— income flowing, risk under control, and plenty of catalysts ahead.
#PatitosFortune #QuackReturns #TinyQuacksBigMoves
💸 Dividend Diary
Dividend stream in May:
• €39.79 total
• €1.28/day, or 5.35 cents/hour — literally earning while sleeping 🛌
Top 3 payers:
1. Aker Carbon Capture – €25.11
2. Betsson – €12.82
3. Whitecap Resources – €1.87
#DividendDuckDiary #NestEggPayday #EggsInTheNest #FeatherFlow
Dividend stream in May:
• €39.79 total
• €1.28/day, or 5.35 cents/hour — literally earning while sleeping 🛌
Top 3 payers:
1. Aker Carbon Capture – €25.11
2. Betsson – €12.82
3. Whitecap Resources – €1.87
#DividendDuckDiary #NestEggPayday #EggsInTheNest #FeatherFlow
June 4, 2025 at 8:08 PM
💸 Dividend Diary
Dividend stream in May:
• €39.79 total
• €1.28/day, or 5.35 cents/hour — literally earning while sleeping 🛌
Top 3 payers:
1. Aker Carbon Capture – €25.11
2. Betsson – €12.82
3. Whitecap Resources – €1.87
#DividendDuckDiary #NestEggPayday #EggsInTheNest #FeatherFlow
Dividend stream in May:
• €39.79 total
• €1.28/day, or 5.35 cents/hour — literally earning while sleeping 🛌
Top 3 payers:
1. Aker Carbon Capture – €25.11
2. Betsson – €12.82
3. Whitecap Resources – €1.87
#DividendDuckDiary #NestEggPayday #EggsInTheNest #FeatherFlow
📊 Benchmark Recap
🦆 clocked in a +3.61% return in May.
Not bad, but still trailing the S&P 500 by 1.48%.
It’s a reminder that even solid returns can fall short in strong macro months. We’re learning, tweaking, and waddling forward.
#PatitosFortune #WaddleToWealth #QuackReturns
🦆 clocked in a +3.61% return in May.
Not bad, but still trailing the S&P 500 by 1.48%.
It’s a reminder that even solid returns can fall short in strong macro months. We’re learning, tweaking, and waddling forward.
#PatitosFortune #WaddleToWealth #QuackReturns
June 4, 2025 at 8:08 PM
📊 Benchmark Recap
🦆 clocked in a +3.61% return in May.
Not bad, but still trailing the S&P 500 by 1.48%.
It’s a reminder that even solid returns can fall short in strong macro months. We’re learning, tweaking, and waddling forward.
#PatitosFortune #WaddleToWealth #QuackReturns
🦆 clocked in a +3.61% return in May.
Not bad, but still trailing the S&P 500 by 1.48%.
It’s a reminder that even solid returns can fall short in strong macro months. We’re learning, tweaking, and waddling forward.
#PatitosFortune #WaddleToWealth #QuackReturns
The top 7 performers make up for 42% of my young portfolio:
🏆 $BETS leads the flock with a stellar result
Gold play $4GLD (+6.32%) stays golden.
Value picks starting to shine.
🏆 $BETS leads the flock with a stellar result
Gold play $4GLD (+6.32%) stays golden.
Value picks starting to shine.
June 4, 2025 at 8:08 PM
The top 7 performers make up for 42% of my young portfolio:
🏆 $BETS leads the flock with a stellar result
Gold play $4GLD (+6.32%) stays golden.
Value picks starting to shine.
🏆 $BETS leads the flock with a stellar result
Gold play $4GLD (+6.32%) stays golden.
Value picks starting to shine.
🧵 Patito’s Portfolio – May 2025
A month of steady returns, feathered dividends, and cuddly capitalism.
We even managed to add a couple of $BRKB!
Let’s waddle through it. 🦆💼
A month of steady returns, feathered dividends, and cuddly capitalism.
We even managed to add a couple of $BRKB!
Let’s waddle through it. 🦆💼
June 4, 2025 at 8:08 PM
🧵 Patito’s Portfolio – May 2025
A month of steady returns, feathered dividends, and cuddly capitalism.
We even managed to add a couple of $BRKB!
Let’s waddle through it. 🦆💼
A month of steady returns, feathered dividends, and cuddly capitalism.
We even managed to add a couple of $BRKB!
Let’s waddle through it. 🦆💼