Jade
@patchworklass.bsky.social
Serf to a big lovely lump of a wolfdog.
Feral style, zero grace.
She/her
Feral style, zero grace.
She/her
Someone’s dog, mine. Pestered me from 0130 onwards ensuring I’ve been up since way before dawn.
Nothing out of his ordinary is wrong with him, I don’t know why I deserved this treatment.
I ended up getting and making soup for lunches.
Would have rather slept.
Now he sleeps. I have feelings.
Nothing out of his ordinary is wrong with him, I don’t know why I deserved this treatment.
I ended up getting and making soup for lunches.
Would have rather slept.
Now he sleeps. I have feelings.
October 8, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Someone’s dog, mine. Pestered me from 0130 onwards ensuring I’ve been up since way before dawn.
Nothing out of his ordinary is wrong with him, I don’t know why I deserved this treatment.
I ended up getting and making soup for lunches.
Would have rather slept.
Now he sleeps. I have feelings.
Nothing out of his ordinary is wrong with him, I don’t know why I deserved this treatment.
I ended up getting and making soup for lunches.
Would have rather slept.
Now he sleeps. I have feelings.
Fav pic I took whilst filming Boudica. Just play The Midnight or Bladerunner soundtrack over it to find yourself in a neon lit future-verse where good girls fight & only the most scheming night foxes win preferably with silver tongues, sharp blades & the city’s intel network under their fingernails
September 23, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Fav pic I took whilst filming Boudica. Just play The Midnight or Bladerunner soundtrack over it to find yourself in a neon lit future-verse where good girls fight & only the most scheming night foxes win preferably with silver tongues, sharp blades & the city’s intel network under their fingernails
Put a soft bed in the new cat’s hidyhole.
Got “ I will not sleep here you absolute witch, how dare you give me comfort. All that remains is utter focus on giving you dagger eyes from my position WHICH IS NOT THE HIDYHOLE.”.
I dared, may need a shield.
Psst, she did eat with me there today.
Got “ I will not sleep here you absolute witch, how dare you give me comfort. All that remains is utter focus on giving you dagger eyes from my position WHICH IS NOT THE HIDYHOLE.”.
I dared, may need a shield.
Psst, she did eat with me there today.
September 21, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Put a soft bed in the new cat’s hidyhole.
Got “ I will not sleep here you absolute witch, how dare you give me comfort. All that remains is utter focus on giving you dagger eyes from my position WHICH IS NOT THE HIDYHOLE.”.
I dared, may need a shield.
Psst, she did eat with me there today.
Got “ I will not sleep here you absolute witch, how dare you give me comfort. All that remains is utter focus on giving you dagger eyes from my position WHICH IS NOT THE HIDYHOLE.”.
I dared, may need a shield.
Psst, she did eat with me there today.
If anyone would like me to admire their cat, I mean I’m totally up for that.
July 22, 2025 at 8:01 PM
If anyone would like me to admire their cat, I mean I’m totally up for that.
Bought a sofa, it didn’t work where I thought it would but it’s doing a strong job here. Well done bargain sofa.
July 19, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Bought a sofa, it didn’t work where I thought it would but it’s doing a strong job here. Well done bargain sofa.
Important
July 18, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Important
36 0°C today where I live.
20 minutes from the hottest place in the UK.
I thought I’d escaped to mists and rain thrown off hill tops when I moved here.
I’d like that plz
20 minutes from the hottest place in the UK.
I thought I’d escaped to mists and rain thrown off hill tops when I moved here.
I’d like that plz
July 11, 2025 at 11:38 PM
36 0°C today where I live.
20 minutes from the hottest place in the UK.
I thought I’d escaped to mists and rain thrown off hill tops when I moved here.
I’d like that plz
20 minutes from the hottest place in the UK.
I thought I’d escaped to mists and rain thrown off hill tops when I moved here.
I’d like that plz
There’s are perks to living near the wilds and old odd places, where all is not so immediately accessible or available.
£1 sweet peas bought after a long day/night.
Proceeds to a damned good small local charity the grower has supported for decades.
Solid annual support and my day made.
£1 sweet peas bought after a long day/night.
Proceeds to a damned good small local charity the grower has supported for decades.
Solid annual support and my day made.
July 9, 2025 at 11:41 AM
There’s are perks to living near the wilds and old odd places, where all is not so immediately accessible or available.
£1 sweet peas bought after a long day/night.
Proceeds to a damned good small local charity the grower has supported for decades.
Solid annual support and my day made.
£1 sweet peas bought after a long day/night.
Proceeds to a damned good small local charity the grower has supported for decades.
Solid annual support and my day made.
When your usual dog-sitter’s unavailable, so you book a new one — and accidentally send your dog on a spa retreat. Log cabin, sheep fleece bed, garden, armchair, and five lady dogs to play with. Foals in the paddocks, birdsong in the air. I drop him off and I’m the one with FOMO.
July 7, 2025 at 10:50 AM
When your usual dog-sitter’s unavailable, so you book a new one — and accidentally send your dog on a spa retreat. Log cabin, sheep fleece bed, garden, armchair, and five lady dogs to play with. Foals in the paddocks, birdsong in the air. I drop him off and I’m the one with FOMO.
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Important water sausage info:
June 12, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Important water sausage info:
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BREAKING NEWS: Dennis!!
June 27, 2025 at 1:44 PM
BREAKING NEWS: Dennis!!
I managed to grow my favourite flower by scattering out of date seed 🌱 on the loose soil by my beech hedge.
Cornflowers have such a deep intense hue and are so beautiful.
An incredible wildflower I will always love.
Cornflowers have such a deep intense hue and are so beautiful.
An incredible wildflower I will always love.
June 24, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I managed to grow my favourite flower by scattering out of date seed 🌱 on the loose soil by my beech hedge.
Cornflowers have such a deep intense hue and are so beautiful.
An incredible wildflower I will always love.
Cornflowers have such a deep intense hue and are so beautiful.
An incredible wildflower I will always love.
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whenever your cat is just laying around not doing anything, it is very important that you surround them with their toys for no reason. like a bizarre cat coronation ceremony that has been lost to time
June 21, 2025 at 10:01 PM
whenever your cat is just laying around not doing anything, it is very important that you surround them with their toys for no reason. like a bizarre cat coronation ceremony that has been lost to time
No sleep at all last night and a 12 1/2 hour shift today with me being the only person doing my role. A role I’m new to.
So…….
So…….
June 19, 2025 at 4:21 AM
No sleep at all last night and a 12 1/2 hour shift today with me being the only person doing my role. A role I’m new to.
So…….
So…….
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Here is are some otters to help calm your nerves.
June 18, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Here is are some otters to help calm your nerves.
Why does being an adult involve so much mowing? Every set of rest days I have to mow!
SO. MUCH. MOWING
SO. MUCH. MOWING
June 18, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Why does being an adult involve so much mowing? Every set of rest days I have to mow!
SO. MUCH. MOWING
SO. MUCH. MOWING
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I did not know the pacarana was a creature that existed until today... I am delighted to say the least...
June 14, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I did not know the pacarana was a creature that existed until today... I am delighted to say the least...
New species of dinosaur discovered that 'rewrites' T.rex family tree www.bbc.com/news/article...
‘Dragon prince’ dinosaur discovery 'rewrites' T.rex family tree
The dinosaur skeletons, found hidden in a museum collection in Mongolia, is an ancestor of the mighty tyrannosaurs.
www.bbc.com
June 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM
New species of dinosaur discovered that 'rewrites' T.rex family tree www.bbc.com/news/article...