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Jade
@patchworklass.bsky.social
Serf to a big lovely lump of a wolfdog.

Feral style, zero grace.

She/her
Fav pic I took whilst filming Boudica. Just play The Midnight or Bladerunner soundtrack over it to find yourself in a neon lit future-verse where good girls fight & only the most scheming night foxes win preferably with silver tongues, sharp blades & the city’s intel network under their fingernails
September 23, 2025 at 10:16 PM
September 19, 2025 at 12:07 AM
NEED!
August 16, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Bought a sofa, it didn’t work where I thought it would but it’s doing a strong job here. Well done bargain sofa.
July 19, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Thank you Buttpoems
July 16, 2025 at 2:59 AM
There’s are perks to living near the wilds and old odd places, where all is not so immediately accessible or available.

£1 sweet peas bought after a long day/night.

Proceeds to a damned good small local charity the grower has supported for decades.

Solid annual support and my day made.
July 9, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Hard relate
July 5, 2025 at 6:49 AM
I managed to grow my favourite flower by scattering out of date seed 🌱 on the loose soil by my beech hedge.

Cornflowers have such a deep intense hue and are so beautiful.

An incredible wildflower I will always love.
June 24, 2025 at 7:03 PM
No sleep at all last night and a 12 1/2 hour shift today with me being the only person doing my role. A role I’m new to.

So…….
June 19, 2025 at 4:21 AM
A happy little pillage
June 6, 2025 at 2:17 AM
June 1, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Dis me on a 12 hr night-shift.
May 28, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Triangle dog sat on my arm in bed in an attempt to cheer me up a bit. That, or triangle dog was bored and wanted me to stop rotting in bed.
May 23, 2025 at 12:19 PM
May 23, 2025 at 12:08 PM
May 22, 2025 at 12:43 PM
He sleep.
May 20, 2025 at 5:30 PM
May 20, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Wut?
May 19, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Sparrows have a lot going for them and this is a beautiful picture.

Listening to them squabble in the hedgerows where I live gives me such immense joy. It has become rarer and rarer to hear those little insistent voices.
May 15, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Supermodel strutting his stuff.
May 10, 2025 at 6:31 PM
As @themerl.bsky.social would say. “What an absolute unit!”.

You should check out their podcast.
May 7, 2025 at 6:08 PM
May 4, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Dost thou dare to disturb thy sleep serf? Recompense thy folly with tuna and ‘nip!
May 3, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Side hustle work cat is an utterly gorgeous idiot.
April 26, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Meet Barb my rhododendron.

They’re floribundant and in your face full-on but I like Barb for never dulling down and for being an absolute unit of a bush.
April 25, 2025 at 5:21 PM