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patchworklass.bsky.social
Jade
@patchworklass.bsky.social
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Serf to a big lovely lump of a wolfdog.

Feral style, zero grace.

She/her
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Fav pic I took whilst filming Boudica. Just play The Midnight or Bladerunner soundtrack over it to find yourself in a neon lit future-verse where good girls fight & only the most scheming night foxes win preferably with silver tongues, sharp blades & the city’s intel network under their fingernails
A dimly lit street at night with glowing shop signs. A gaffer sits on the pavement near a small ground light while others stand in the shadows further back.
September 23, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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Tweet about a woman who opened a bar called “The Sports Bra” that only plays women’s sports and made nearly $1 million in 8 months, with a photo of her celebrating outside the bar.
September 19, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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NEED!
Two images show an antique Victorian perfume bottle shaped like a sword, with a silver hilt, ornate detailing, and a glass body tapering to a point. A small chain connects the cap to the bottle. Below, a social media post reads: “antique victorian perfume bottle in the shape of a sword” and a user comment says: “i’m not saying i need it. but i need it.”
August 16, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Bought a sofa, it didn’t work where I thought it would but it’s doing a strong job here. Well done bargain sofa.
A cozy corner of a living room featuring a small white two-seater sofa with two dark blue patterned cushions and a folded blue throw draped over the armrest. Above the sofa hangs a framed picture of a fluffy white cloud against a dark background. To the right, there’s a tall industrial-style floor lamp with a tripod base and a spotlight-style light. To the left of the sofa is a low white TV stand with a large flat-screen TV playing a nature video, a yellow candle, and a small vase of pink flowers. The floor is carpeted in grey with a natural woven rug partially visible.
July 19, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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Thank you Buttpoems
A four-panel comic titled “Awooo” by Buttpoems. Panel 1: A simple figure with two cartoon wolves inside their chest. Text reads: “Inside every person there are two wolves.” Panel 2: The person hugs one wolf, who says: “One wolf desires greatness.” The wolf is shouting “rise and grind! Awooo!” Panel 3: The person hugs the other wolf, who says: “The other wants an easy life.” The wolf says, “nah man, just play video games Awooo!” Panel 4: The person holds up both wolves, who are now barking at a squirrel. Text reads: “Both are stupid.” The wolves go “bark bark bark” at the squirrel. The comic humorously critiques the overused “two wolves” metaphor by suggesting both extremes are silly.
July 16, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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There’s are perks to living near the wilds and old odd places, where all is not so immediately accessible or available.

£1 sweet peas bought after a long day/night.

Proceeds to a damned good small local charity the grower has supported for decades.

Solid annual support and my day made.
A bright, bold bouquet of pink, magenta, and purple sweet peas bursts from a tall, white ceramic vase adorned with delicate flower-like details. A smaller matching vase sits in front, echoing the same sculptural motif. Behind them, a tall honeycomb beeswax candle in a brass holder adds a soft golden touch. The scene is warm, textured, and quietly elegant — a perfect balance of colour and calm.
July 9, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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Hard relate
A scruffy orange kitten fiercely biting into a massive block of cheese that’s sitting in a blue bowl on a kitchen counter. The kitten looks determined and unbothered by the cheese-to-mouth size mismatch. In the background, there’s a white ceramic bunny and a black ice maker. Hard relate — sometimes you just need to attack the cheese.
July 5, 2025 at 6:49 AM
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I managed to grow my favourite flower by scattering out of date seed 🌱 on the loose soil by my beech hedge.

Cornflowers have such a deep intense hue and are so beautiful.

An incredible wildflower I will always love.
A person holds a bright blue cornflower between their fingers. The background is slightly blurred, showing a mix of dark red and green foliage and a pavement edge. The flower is in focus, standing out against the softer, sunlit surroundings.
June 24, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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No sleep at all last night and a 12 1/2 hour shift today with me being the only person doing my role. A role I’m new to.

So…….
A printed sign with Chinese characters and an awkward English translation that reads: “Please wait patiently for the failure of the system.” The humorous mistranslation unintentionally implies that failure is inevitable and must be patiently endured, making it a darkly comic metaphor for bureaucracy, modern life or the fact I’ve had no sleep at all last night and have a long shift today
June 19, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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A happy little pillage
A wild Bob Ross has appeared… but this time, he’s not painting happy little trees — he’s slaying them. Armed with a blood-splattered palette shield and a giant brush-axe, Barbarian Ross is here to beat the devil out of his enemies.
June 6, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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A hand holds an open book skyward in a serene woodland, framed by tall, green trees and a soft, overcast sky. The pages catch the natural light, inviting quiet reflection. A peaceful moment of reading in the woods — a calming, restorative balm for the soul.
June 1, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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Dis me on a 12 hr night-shift.
A black cat lies on a fancy blue and white duvet, eyes wide with the haunted stare of someone three coffees deep and questioning every decision. This is the face of “I’m on a nightshift and I’ve seen things.”
May 28, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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Triangle dog sat on my arm in bed in an attempt to cheer me up a bit. That, or triangle dog was bored and wanted me to stop rotting in bed.
A large, fluffy wolfdog sits majestically on a bed, facing away from the camera with its head turned in profile, tongue slightly out as if mid-pant. Its thick fur catches the warm indoor light, giving it an almost regal glow. In the foreground, a pillow with an ornate dark pattern peeks into frame, underscoring the casual domestic throne this majestic beast has claimed. He is triangle shaped
May 23, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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Sepia-toned photograph from the early 1900s showing two Edwardian-era women sitting close together in a grassy field, both dressed in high-necked, puff-sleeved white dresses. One woman leans in to kiss the other on the cheek while holding a parasol, and both appear to be smiling. Straw hats lie in the foreground. The moment is tender and intimate — and, as the saying goes, “they were roommates.”
May 23, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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A black-and-white photograph from circa 1909 shows Australian artist Norman Lindsay and his muse and future wife, Rose Soady, posing confidently in his Bond Street studio in Sydney. Norman stands casually in a three-piece suit with his hands in his pockets, smirking slightly. Rose, striking a bold pose beside him, wears theatrical bloomers and stockings, one hand on her hip and a mischievous smile on her face. The wallpapered studio interior is adorned with a vintage lamp, glass bottles, and period furniture, giving the scene an intimate, bohemian Edwardian charm.
May 22, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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He sleep.
A large, wolfdog lies sprawled out on a patch of sunlit grass, basking lazily in the warm glow. The dog’s eyes are half-closed in sleepy contentment, and its thick fur looks soft and inviting. Behind it, neatly trimmed hedges and red-brick houses complete the peaceful suburban garden scene.
May 20, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Illustrated infographic titled “Symptoms of Breast Cancer” showing six visual examples of warning signs. Top row includes: 1) a new lump in either breast, 2) a change in size or shape of the breast, and 3) discharge of fluid from the nipple. Bottom row shows: 4) lump or swelling in the armpit, 5) dimpling, a rash, or redness in the skin, and 6) crusting, scaly, or itchy skin on the nipple. Each symptom is accompanied by a stylized drawing of a breast displaying the respective issue, with bold purple labels below each illustration.
May 20, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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Wut?
One cat enthusiastically chomps on another cat’s head like it’s a stress ball, while the victim—clearly used to this nonsense—wears an expression of exhausted serenity. Surrounded by cheerful yellow flowers and a pile of nautical floats, the scene screams “romantic seaside getaway… but with cats and questionable boundaries.”
May 19, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Sparrows have a lot going for them and this is a beautiful picture.

Listening to them squabble in the hedgerows where I live gives me such immense joy. It has become rarer and rarer to hear those little insistent voices.
Two sparrows huddle tenderly together in the gentle hush of rain, feathers fluffed and beaks nestled close, as if whispering secrets of devotion. Painted in soft, misty tones by Ohara Koson, their quiet closeness evokes a love even in the chill of a storm.
May 15, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Supermodel strutting his stuff.
Pavlov the wolfdog confidently struts through a shallow, sun-dappled stream surrounded by lush green forest, water splashing dramatically at his paws. His intense gaze and flawless coat give off major “runway in the wild” energy—nature’s own supermodel, clearly working his best Blue Steel.
May 10, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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As @themerl.bsky.social would say. “What an absolute unit!”.

You should check out their podcast.
An absolute unit of a sheep stands proudly on a lush green field, its massive, woolly body and sturdy stance making it look impressively solid and robust. Its face is smooth and darker in contrast to the thick, curly fleece covering the rest of its body.
May 7, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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May 4, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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Dost thou dare to disturb thy sleep serf? Recompense thy folly with tuna and ‘nip!
Sneaky black cat caught mid-nap on a cozy quilt, striking a dramatic pose with one eye peeking out and a paw playfully hiding its face
May 3, 2025 at 7:28 AM
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Side hustle work cat is an utterly gorgeous idiot.
A black cat with bright greenish-yellow eyes is sprawled lazily on a wooden staircase, with its front legs hanging over the edge of a step. The background shows more wooden steps and a metal railing.
April 26, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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Meet Barb my rhododendron.

They’re floribundant and in your face full-on but I like Barb for never dulling down and for being an absolute unit of a bush.
I massive unit of a bright pink floribundant rhododendron bush on a green lawn
April 25, 2025 at 5:21 PM