éclairwolf 🏳️⚧️
@pastry.dog
approximately girl-shaped cga wolf thing. occasional romhacker / slow speedrunner / javascript idiot. i write porn sometimes. 🔞
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far more active on fedi: https://tech.lgbt/@eclairwolf
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far more active on fedi: https://tech.lgbt/@eclairwolf
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éclairwolf 🏳️⚧️
@pastry.dog
· Oct 25
soo hungry need to fuck your wife and head to pf changs
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Whoops! You have to put
January 9, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Whoops! You have to put
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Estrogen will save her.
And so will sharp fangs.
And deadly claws.
And thick fur.
And a large, swishing tail.
And eyes that can see in the night.
And ears that can hear the faintest sounds.
And a nose that can smell prey for miles.
And a little bit of moonlight to get the hunt started.
And so will sharp fangs.
And deadly claws.
And thick fur.
And a large, swishing tail.
And eyes that can see in the night.
And ears that can hear the faintest sounds.
And a nose that can smell prey for miles.
And a little bit of moonlight to get the hunt started.
January 10, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Estrogen will save her.
And so will sharp fangs.
And deadly claws.
And thick fur.
And a large, swishing tail.
And eyes that can see in the night.
And ears that can hear the faintest sounds.
And a nose that can smell prey for miles.
And a little bit of moonlight to get the hunt started.
And so will sharp fangs.
And deadly claws.
And thick fur.
And a large, swishing tail.
And eyes that can see in the night.
And ears that can hear the faintest sounds.
And a nose that can smell prey for miles.
And a little bit of moonlight to get the hunt started.
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They call me Jon Arbuckle the way I’ve got the fattest pussy in town
January 10, 2026 at 9:36 PM
They call me Jon Arbuckle the way I’ve got the fattest pussy in town
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“What’s your biggest impact on the internet”
I’m sorry.
I’m sorry.
December 18, 2025 at 3:33 PM
“What’s your biggest impact on the internet”
I’m sorry.
I’m sorry.
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This is how they played The First of Us
🚨FLASH : on a retrouvé une manette de l'âge de pierre, indiquant que nos ancêtres jouaient déjà aux jeux vidéos.
January 10, 2026 at 7:21 PM
This is how they played The First of Us
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"it so crazy the racist has a brown wife" no he also hates women and doesn't think his brown wife is a human person with thoughts.
January 10, 2026 at 5:05 PM
"it so crazy the racist has a brown wife" no he also hates women and doesn't think his brown wife is a human person with thoughts.
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I think it's a bad sign that every major news media outlet has spent days asking whether or not murder is bad and how much child porn is an okay amount
January 10, 2026 at 4:07 AM
I think it's a bad sign that every major news media outlet has spent days asking whether or not murder is bad and how much child porn is an okay amount
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my man, you’re talking about the people who killed George Floyd
State and local law enforcement know the communities they serve. They’ve built the trust and know how to keep us safe.
As Minnesotans express their first amendment rights, I encourage you to remain peaceful and know that local law enforcement has one goal in mind: your safety.
As Minnesotans express their first amendment rights, I encourage you to remain peaceful and know that local law enforcement has one goal in mind: your safety.
January 10, 2026 at 5:43 PM
my man, you’re talking about the people who killed George Floyd
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Gmail welcoming the Gemini era?
That's it. Guide to disable Gemini everywhere: tuta.com/blog/how-to-...
That's it. Guide to disable Gemini everywhere: tuta.com/blog/how-to-...
January 9, 2026 at 8:53 AM
Gmail welcoming the Gemini era?
That's it. Guide to disable Gemini everywhere: tuta.com/blog/how-to-...
That's it. Guide to disable Gemini everywhere: tuta.com/blog/how-to-...
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jd vance tearing up every time chief wiggum is on the Simpsons and muttering “no. they’re not like that. that’s not true” before saluting his tv
January 10, 2026 at 7:33 PM
jd vance tearing up every time chief wiggum is on the Simpsons and muttering “no. they’re not like that. that’s not true” before saluting his tv
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"There is a growing and palpable bloodlust and desire to see ideological opponents quite literally eradicated that should give us all extreme pause."
Stares in trans genocide.
TCW, staffer at the institutionally transphobic trash Atlantic.
Stares in trans genocide.
TCW, staffer at the institutionally transphobic trash Atlantic.
January 10, 2026 at 7:35 PM
"There is a growing and palpable bloodlust and desire to see ideological opponents quite literally eradicated that should give us all extreme pause."
Stares in trans genocide.
TCW, staffer at the institutionally transphobic trash Atlantic.
Stares in trans genocide.
TCW, staffer at the institutionally transphobic trash Atlantic.
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You see, this is what happens when you investigate the weird bass sounds coming from the sewer drain...
January 9, 2026 at 12:27 PM
You see, this is what happens when you investigate the weird bass sounds coming from the sewer drain...
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at some point we're gonna have to have a real conversation about why we're still paying federal taxes to a regime that isn't using them to help anyone, but instead is using them to brutalize us
January 9, 2026 at 11:22 PM
at some point we're gonna have to have a real conversation about why we're still paying federal taxes to a regime that isn't using them to help anyone, but instead is using them to brutalize us
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Pete and Amy are really out here arguing that ICE isn’t killing people by the employee handbook when we are out here arguing ICE should not exist. They do NOT represent the will of the people.
@petebuttigieg.bsky.social: "We have an ICE agent who should have been trained not to be in front of a vehicle and never to shoot into a moving vehicle, and yet this happened on [Kristi Noem's] watch. The whole POINT of Homeland Security is to make this country more stable and safe."
January 10, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Pete and Amy are really out here arguing that ICE isn’t killing people by the employee handbook when we are out here arguing ICE should not exist. They do NOT represent the will of the people.
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whiffing with her hits different
January 8, 2026 at 4:18 AM
whiffing with her hits different
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hey Sega I know you're calling that a "fist bump" emote but you're gonna find yourself changing it real soon
January 10, 2026 at 12:20 AM
hey Sega I know you're calling that a "fist bump" emote but you're gonna find yourself changing it real soon
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