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pastry.dog
éclairwolf 🏳️‍⚧️
@pastry.dog
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approximately girl-shaped cga wolf thing. occasional romhacker / slow speedrunner / javascript idiot. i write porn sometimes. 🔞
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far more active on fedi: https://tech.lgbt/@eclairwolf
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pastry.dog
holy shit austin powers actually did it
austin powers from that worthikids video about austin powers 4 (he kills bond in that one)
November 11, 2025 at 5:42 PM
pastry.dog
zhe experiment was a success wehe
it's zhe yinglet creator version of eclair
October 19, 2025 at 7:02 PM
pastry.dog
posting this gif for no particular reason
September 12, 2025 at 5:35 AM
pastry.dog
Badly photoshopped "I've only had Sherma for [Play time: 32 Minutes], but if anything happened to him, I would kill everyBUG in this room and then myself."
September 7, 2025 at 9:52 PM
pastry.dog
huh i was pretty sure that HL2 and TF2 would have been the first ones, but I guess it only counts games I bought through the store?
August 15, 2025 at 5:52 AM
pastry.dog
what if we kissed 🙈
on the t4t be gay do crime bench 😳😳
cal anderson park bench with "t4t" and "be gay do crime" scribbled on it
May 7, 2025 at 12:22 AM
pastry.dog
thinking about hatsuseno alpha again,,,,,,,
ink and watercolor art of Alpha, from the manga Yokohama Kaisashi Kikou standing next to her yellow Honda Super Cub. She has short green hair and glasses, and she's wearing slacks and a button up with a tie.
April 11, 2025 at 11:39 PM
pastry.dog
screenshot of an Explosions+Fire video a beaker on a hotplate, with some crap in the bottom some confetti and word "tar" are superimposed
March 23, 2025 at 11:22 PM
pastry.dog
"if you're cold, they're cold." photos of progesterone pills, and a bottle of Progesterone (Micronized) 100mg "put them in your butt"
March 20, 2025 at 7:45 PM
pastry.dog
"great for topping or feeding" same
ad for some dog food which reads "#1 vet recommended, promotes immune system health and digestibility, loved by picky eaters. great for topping or feeding"
March 17, 2025 at 4:12 AM
pastry.dog
happy Suikoden I & II HD Remaster: Gate Rune and Dunan Unification Wars eve everybody
The high femme - futch - stone butch chart. The character Futch's portrait is in the center.
March 6, 2025 at 6:45 AM
pastry.dog
commands for Gamers
Board game rules: "Geese: Treat geese as any livestock."
February 26, 2025 at 10:18 PM
pastry.dog
this would fix me
a Medicinal Pizza ('Medicano') from Look Around You season 2. it's like, a normal pizza with a bunch of tylenol and stuff as toppings. the pills are kind of charred
February 22, 2025 at 7:58 PM
pastry.dog
Commands For Gamers: After Dark Edition
tag scribbled on a light pole that just reads "frot"
February 21, 2025 at 7:21 PM
pastry.dog
3d printing is my passion
a failed print that decided to adhere to the toolhead instead of the bed and needed to be pried off with pliers
February 14, 2025 at 9:04 AM
pastry.dog
they grow up so fast ;_;
momma seal and a pup snuggling seal pup doing a scream while their mom looks back at the camera
February 12, 2025 at 10:38 PM
pastry.dog
my favorite one of the trip
it's peach! she's a rat terrier chihuahua mix with white and tan fur, who is squinting at the camera. it's a very wide angle and i have it very close so she looks extra stupid
January 13, 2025 at 3:40 AM
pastry.dog
vacation update: we saw some animals
male elephant seal who is like the size of a large couch. he looks goofy female elephant seal cuddling with her pup it's a fuckin bald eagle!! like twenty fucking elk sitting in somebody's front lawn
January 13, 2025 at 3:37 AM
pastry.dog
ya'll lied to me this gallery is bull shit. i havent seen even one naked fox lady
photo of a place called "gallery b612"
December 12, 2024 at 3:22 AM
pastry.dog
anyways heres a Friend i met
a closeup of a sea otter doing the backstroke
November 30, 2024 at 10:10 PM
pastry.dog
ok i lied my favorite part is orcane. what a perfect babey. "what if an orca was corgi shaped and dog coded" is such an excellent character design
it's orcane! he's a cute cartoony orca with four paws in this pic he's playing with a puddle of water
November 23, 2024 at 8:11 AM
pastry.dog
advice for Gamers
tutorial popup from Pokemon Refresh, from Pokemon Sun/Moon. Eclair is pasted over the pokemon in the image, and the text reads "Give your Claire tender loving care! Pet them gently and make them very affectionate toward you!"
November 18, 2024 at 12:38 AM