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Louie
@pastafagottini.bsky.social
Chicago’s premiere hairy neck
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If there’s one thing I’m good at, it’s staring forlorn.
My ongoing pilgrimage to play Chicago’s most beloved pinball machines continues. Anyone have a favorite machine or venue to play at?
November 19, 2025 at 11:54 PM
For those curious, my interests include giardiniera, parquet wood floors, stealing from CVS and chest hair.
November 15, 2025 at 5:22 PM
With a heavy heart I can confirm—my cat has been adjusting the thermostat to his liking while I’m away.
November 13, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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it is pretty darkly funny seeing posts like URGENT!!!! it is SUNDAY EVENING you must PUT DOWN YOUR DINNER and call your senator IMMEDIATELY to politely request they not press the big button marked "fuck you". this will not actually stop them from pressing the fuck you button. functioning democracy
November 10, 2025 at 2:04 AM
First wintry ride of the season has arrived 😊
November 9, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I’m not looking for love, I’m looking for the nearest TouchTunes
November 8, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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Mamdani: "We can respond to oligarchy and authoritarianism with the strength it fears, not the appeasement it craves. After all, if anyone can show a nation betrayed by Donald Trump how to defeat him, it is the city that gave rise to him."
November 5, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
November 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
“An early sonic ultrasound revealed a fetal heart rate within normal range and what appeared to be the bag pipe intro from Jepsen’s 2015 hit “Run Away With Me.” “
🚨Carly Rae Jepsen announces she’s pregnant.
November 3, 2025 at 8:50 PM
If anyone needs me I’m off the floor eating the world’s saddest banana
November 2, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Trick or treat, I’m the X-Files intro 🛸
October 31, 2025 at 10:12 PM
You guys wanna see my Spookytown?
October 30, 2025 at 10:39 PM
🎶 Let’s Hear It for the Boi 🎶
October 26, 2025 at 11:08 PM
My GP leading this morning with “penis looks good”
October 21, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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State troopers in riot gear just plowed into the crowd, started arresting protesters and clergy.
October 17, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Put my decorations up
October 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Sneaking shrimp cocktail into this matinee like the piece of shit I am 😈
October 14, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Free whistles on Clark just north of Lawrence out front of the funeral care by Village Discount
October 13, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Happy Indigenous People's Day from an Italian heritage street festival in Chicago's Viagra triangle where, yes, Bob Fioretti, dressed in a "Dignitary" sash, is collecting signatures for yet another run for elected office
October 13, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I’ve yet again been reprimanded for promoting ska in the workplace
October 4, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Chicago Ald. Jessie Fuentes' office has released video of federal agents handcuffing her at Humboldt Park Health, as she asked them to present a judicial warrant for another arrest.
October 3, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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Today so far feds in Chicagoland have:

Attacked & arrested protesters at the Broadview detention center w/the help of the ISP other agencies

Tear gassed a street in Logan Square that has a grocery store & elementary school on it, among other things

Violently handcuffed an Alderperson

It's 3pm
October 3, 2025 at 7:47 PM
“The US Postal Service® received the search request you submitted and it's being processed. Your jockstrap has not yet been recovered, but every effort is being made to locate your item(s).”
September 23, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Could you please keep it down? I have a splitting hemorrhoid.
September 19, 2025 at 3:12 PM