Ms Parsnip
@parsnip45.bsky.social
Professional child wrangler, unprofessional dog walker, southern defector to Yorkshire - mum of 3 grown ups.
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watched The history of sound yesterday and loved it - anyone seen it ?
January 26, 2026 at 11:16 AM
watched The history of sound yesterday and loved it - anyone seen it ?
Bake off is all set to increase its viewing figures by all the middle aged men lusting after Nigella - good move :)
January 22, 2026 at 11:51 AM
Bake off is all set to increase its viewing figures by all the middle aged men lusting after Nigella - good move :)
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‘Terrible things are happening outside… Families are torn apart; men, women and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared. Women return… to find their families gone.’
Anne Frank, The Diary of a Young Girl.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
Anne Frank, The Diary of a Young Girl.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
ICE detains five-year-old Minnesota boy arriving home, say school officials
Superintendent says Liam Ramos and his father were taken into custody while in their driveway and sent to Texas
www.theguardian.com
January 22, 2026 at 7:43 AM
‘Terrible things are happening outside… Families are torn apart; men, women and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared. Women return… to find their families gone.’
Anne Frank, The Diary of a Young Girl.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
Anne Frank, The Diary of a Young Girl.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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🎉 Green GAIN from Reform! 🎉
💚 Congratulations to Lian Pizzey on being elected in Horsley division on Derbyshire County Council!
💚 Congratulations to Lian Pizzey on being elected in Horsley division on Derbyshire County Council!
January 21, 2026 at 1:45 PM
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Let's not blow this out of proportion. It was just an admin error. Two admin errors. A few admin errors. Seventeen admin errors worth £380,000.
… including payments for promoting gold, presenting on GB News and from his friend George Cottrell, within 28 days.
Reform UK leader apologised for what he described as administrative errors by his team.
Reform UK leader apologised for what he described as administrative errors by his team.
January 21, 2026 at 10:50 AM
Let's not blow this out of proportion. It was just an admin error. Two admin errors. A few admin errors. Seventeen admin errors worth £380,000.
2016 Life hasn’t changed much, still single, kids have all left home, still self employed and little Sid is almost 17
January 18, 2026 at 2:22 PM
2016 Life hasn’t changed much, still single, kids have all left home, still self employed and little Sid is almost 17
We brought little Lenny home - 4yrs today - how could you not
January 16, 2026 at 3:23 PM
We brought little Lenny home - 4yrs today - how could you not
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if Nigel Farage is lazy enough to record a message for paedophile Ian Watkins in exchange for money, what else might he do for money without thinking too hard
January 16, 2026 at 7:54 AM
if Nigel Farage is lazy enough to record a message for paedophile Ian Watkins in exchange for money, what else might he do for money without thinking too hard
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Old tweets being deleted now
January 12, 2026 at 11:37 AM
Old tweets being deleted now
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A man whose word can be relied on.
January 12, 2026 at 11:34 AM
A man whose word can be relied on.
Roasties for the win
January 11, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Roasties for the win
When I was a kid - we pretended to be american in games, mimicked the accents, flicked our imaginary Barbie hair and dreamed of going to Disney - America was seen as a land of optimism, advancement with a quality of life we dreamed about - how things change
January 11, 2026 at 2:16 PM
When I was a kid - we pretended to be american in games, mimicked the accents, flicked our imaginary Barbie hair and dreamed of going to Disney - America was seen as a land of optimism, advancement with a quality of life we dreamed about - how things change
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Lenny would like to inform you there’s cheese in the vicinity
January 8, 2026 at 12:54 PM
Lenny would like to inform you there’s cheese in the vicinity
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You and your wife drop your 6-year-old off at school. You just moved here. You see ICE terrorizing your new neighbors. You film them, as is your legal right. Your wife complies with orders. She is then shot in the head. You still have to pick up your child later today.
This could be you.
This could be you.
January 8, 2026 at 12:15 AM
You and your wife drop your 6-year-old off at school. You just moved here. You see ICE terrorizing your new neighbors. You film them, as is your legal right. Your wife complies with orders. She is then shot in the head. You still have to pick up your child later today.
This could be you.
This could be you.
Lenny went to a new year’s party for Spaniels - he has a better social life than me
January 5, 2026 at 9:52 AM
Lenny went to a new year’s party for Spaniels - he has a better social life than me
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Canada: Our Prime Minster studied at Oxford and Harvard, was the Governor of both the Banks of England and Canada, and is recognized as one of the sharpest financial minds around.
America: oh yeah? Our guy has to take dementia tests every week.
America: oh yeah? Our guy has to take dementia tests every week.
January 2, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Canada: Our Prime Minster studied at Oxford and Harvard, was the Governor of both the Banks of England and Canada, and is recognized as one of the sharpest financial minds around.
America: oh yeah? Our guy has to take dementia tests every week.
America: oh yeah? Our guy has to take dementia tests every week.
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I saw a little wren in my garden today. First #sketch of 2026
#wren #birdoftheday #blueskyart #sketchbook #drawing #art #watercolour
#wren #birdoftheday #blueskyart #sketchbook #drawing #art #watercolour
January 1, 2026 at 2:23 PM
I saw a little wren in my garden today. First #sketch of 2026
#wren #birdoftheday #blueskyart #sketchbook #drawing #art #watercolour
#wren #birdoftheday #blueskyart #sketchbook #drawing #art #watercolour
Thank you for all your lovely messages - I really appreciate it x
January 1, 2026 at 11:53 AM
Thank you for all your lovely messages - I really appreciate it x