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@parodynintendo.bsky.social
(not the real one. run by zillion)
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Nonononono. This is true.
Now you’re just saying shit to start somethin.
My guy Mario can solo the One Piece verse.
July 21, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Nonononono. This is true.
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Sonic let me borrow the Chaos Emeralds.
I have nothing but violent intentions right now, so if y’all see me on the news, you know what happened.
I have nothing but violent intentions right now, so if y’all see me on the news, you know what happened.
April 4, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Sonic let me borrow the Chaos Emeralds.
I have nothing but violent intentions right now, so if y’all see me on the news, you know what happened.
I have nothing but violent intentions right now, so if y’all see me on the news, you know what happened.
( They don’t know we won’t be answering this. )
April 3, 2025 at 2:29 PM
( They don’t know we won’t be answering this. )
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Nintendo’s Welcome Tour tech demo reminds me a lot of Welcome Park for the Vita. Only difference? Mine is free and theirs...
April 3, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Nintendo’s Welcome Tour tech demo reminds me a lot of Welcome Park for the Vita. Only difference? Mine is free and theirs...
What?
🐭“Never, ha ha. Unless you and SEGA have... You know.”
Stay far away from our content.
April 3, 2025 at 5:44 AM
What?
Stay far away from our content.
🐭“Yes, I am.”
No, you’re not.
April 3, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Stay far away from our content.
Fine, alright. Truthfully, it’s highly unlikely, but who are we not to at least consider it?
The extension on that "think" is laced with sarcasm. Give it to me straight, fellas. Will I ever be invited to any of these events? Mario Kart? Mario Party? Smash Brothers? The Olympics?
We’ll thiiiink about it.
April 3, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Fine, alright. Truthfully, it’s highly unlikely, but who are we not to at least consider it?
No, you’re not.
🐭“Yes, I am.”
No you’re not.
April 3, 2025 at 4:38 AM
No, you’re not.
We’ll thiiiink about it.
@parodynintendo.bsky.social hey can i be like a skin in mario kart world or something
i would REALLY love to be acknowledged thanks
i would REALLY love to be acknowledged thanks
April 3, 2025 at 4:37 AM
We’ll thiiiink about it.
No you’re not.
🐭“Now buying BOTH rights and Licenses to Mario Kart & the Sonic Racing series, ha ha.”
April 3, 2025 at 4:20 AM
No you’re not.
Mhm.
..120 FPS ON A DAMNED SWITCH??
NINTENDO WHAT THE FUCK??
NINTENDO WHAT THE FUCK??
April 3, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Mhm.
HACKED
BOSS.
April 1, 2025 at 1:12 AM
HACKED
…
I took Nintendo’s account
I took Nintendo’s account
March 31, 2025 at 7:36 PM
…
I took Nintendo’s account
I took Nintendo’s account
Man Sonic is so cool, I wish we created Sonic..
SEGA is just so cool
SEGA is just so cool
March 31, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Man Sonic is so cool, I wish we created Sonic..
SEGA is just so cool
SEGA is just so cool
iys out. the game is out . hambling
Super Mario Gambling officially releases on March 21st, 2025! Exactly one week from now! Preorder immediately! Now! I meant that! Mark your calendars!
March 21, 2025 at 6:55 AM
iys out. the game is out . hambling
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Super Mario Gambling officially releases on March 21st, 2025! Exactly one week from now! Preorder immediately! Now! I meant that! Mark your calendars!
March 14, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Super Mario Gambling officially releases on March 21st, 2025! Exactly one week from now! Preorder immediately! Now! I meant that! Mark your calendars!
Another one? Seriously? What is up with these guys?
March 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Another one? Seriously? What is up with these guys?
Super Mario Gambling officially releases on March 21st, 2025! Exactly one week from now! Preorder immediately! Now! I meant that! Mark your calendars!
March 14, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Super Mario Gambling officially releases on March 21st, 2025! Exactly one week from now! Preorder immediately! Now! I meant that! Mark your calendars!
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▹ Man. Fuck Disney.
Free Palestine.
Free Palestine.
March 9, 2025 at 11:01 PM
▹ Man. Fuck Disney.
Free Palestine.
Free Palestine.
/ i snicker a little knowing that there are random people out there thinking i’m actually the real nintendo
March 9, 2025 at 11:01 PM
/ i snicker a little knowing that there are random people out there thinking i’m actually the real nintendo