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open source stuff: swiftlang and kubernetes are my main jams
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sea/sjc/bwi
was parisinbmore on fka twitter

fix your hearts or die. drum and bass saves lives.
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i hope i never hear that encryption is only for criminals “i have nothing to hide” ever again
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Speaking as one Issaquah City Councilmember, I can say I would fully support an Issaquah light rail stop with any geometry, including squircles, rhombicosidodecahedrons, heptagrams, or even a Gömböc, if it will bring the cost down and make it happen. I will die on this oddly-shaped hill.
February 12, 2026 at 11:49 PM
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A marvelous piece of journalism about a Baltimore blues icon.
February 13, 2026 at 12:10 AM
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Bad Bunny halftime show: 128.2 milion viewers
Kid Rock halftime show: 6.1 million viewers

"Culture war" may be a misnomer, honestly.
February 11, 2026 at 12:07 AM
this weeks Shrinking episode just gutted me 😭 so good
i adore this show.
February 11, 2026 at 5:01 AM
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*young me, developing a strong sense of justice*

This is gonna be great, what an asset, this will never drive me insane
August 8, 2025 at 8:28 PM
looks like i’m a teen on discord lol i’ve always wanted to start over in life
February 10, 2026 at 9:31 PM
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Congrats, Seahawks! 💙
Congrats, 12! 💚
Congrats, Seattle! 💙

We're just getting started in the Emerald City this year! 💫
February 9, 2026 at 3:46 AM
fireworks are going off everywhere so assuming we won?
February 9, 2026 at 3:24 AM
its wild to read a christian heavy state like texas’ inability to prosecute more than 2 child sex crime cases against warren jeffs. utah and arizona only had a few too.
February 8, 2026 at 6:49 AM
need shirts that say “not in Epstein files” at this point
February 8, 2026 at 6:39 AM
#baltimore crew: what happened to brewers art?
February 5, 2026 at 8:30 PM
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My favorite genre of Epstein emails are powerful people emailing WITH JEFFREY EPSTEIN about how MeToo has gone too far and the woke mob must be stopped.
February 4, 2026 at 2:22 AM
do vaccines next
This is bonkers. MAHA 'farmers' with ecoli tainted raw milk admit they really don't know how to make the stuff after all.

"Producing raw milk takes careful planning from a facility and infrastructure standpoint. Unfortunately, we learned this after the fact."

people.com/ballerina-fa...
Hannah Neeleman's Ballerina Farm Halts Sale of Raw Milk Due to Bacteria Concerns: Report
Hannah and Daniel Neeleman have paused Ballerina Farm's sale of raw milk following health violations discovered during routine testing. Screenings from summer 2025 showed high levels of coliform, the ...
people.com
February 4, 2026 at 4:43 AM
i would like to live on a planet with no sports. beam me there, scotty.
February 3, 2026 at 4:52 PM
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When you pay your taxes this year, think about how a chunk of it is gonna end up in Elon Musk’s wallet. Great stuff.
February 2, 2026 at 9:47 PM
“You follow drugs, you get drug addicts and drug dealers. But you start to follow the money, and you don't know where the fuck it's gonna take you.” - Detective Lester Freamon, The Wire
the oldest adage in journalism is “follow the money”

new in the FT:
February 1, 2026 at 1:35 PM
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“Epstein plausibly responsible for /pol” is too much for me
January 31, 2026 at 4:30 AM
getting so many happy smile pics from friends at #fosdem 🙂‍↔️ i get it - i made mistakes!! lol next year xoxo

go support one of the #swiftlang speakers in the various devrooms this weekend!
January 30, 2026 at 8:34 PM
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Today at #fosdem #swiftlang in Brussels.
Greeted with a perfect swag for a nippy winter day.
January 30, 2026 at 12:24 PM
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#swiftlang pre-fosdem day kicking off!! :-) #fosdem
January 30, 2026 at 1:17 PM
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Y'all have probably seen the elections update:

opensource.org/blog/2026-os...

So that the folks who elected me know, I will be stepping down from the board at the scheduled end of my term (this March), regardless of election changes.

#opensource #osi
2026 OSI Elections Update - Open Source Initiative
Pausing the 2026 Board Election Cycle to Improve How OSI Selects Directors and Hears the Community
opensource.org
January 29, 2026 at 9:13 PM
can’t stop dreaming about the melrose sandwhich from ghost in #losangeles
the dutch crunch and the flavors 😘😘😘
January 29, 2026 at 6:08 PM
someone whisper kyle rittenhouse in trumps ear
Trump: "With that being said, you can't have guns. You can't walk in with guns. You just can't. You can't walk in with guns. You can't do that. But it's just a very unfortunate incident."
January 27, 2026 at 6:52 PM
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i hope i never hear that encryption is only for criminals “i have nothing to hide” ever again
January 27, 2026 at 1:27 AM
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Psychotherapist here: he will never be completely okay again. None of these children will.
January 27, 2026 at 1:29 AM