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open source stuff: swiftlang and kubernetes are my main jams

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was parisinbmore on fka twitter

fix your hearts or die. drum and bass saves lives.
December 25, 2025 at 4:31 PM
i think most EV cars sound like a house DJ is queuing up their set and then they never drop the beat
December 21, 2025 at 6:50 PM
fly by jing really pulled thru for the advent calendar this year
December 20, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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Read this thread.

It's exactly right. But also note on the internet related stories—the banning of TikTok and the attack on Sec 230—Democrats happily helped MAGA accomplish their goals and people have cheered it on.

Democrats trying to destroy 230 are not helping you. They're helping Trump.
There’s a specific mechanism in authoritarian movements that we’re seeing play out in real-time across American media and tech. It’s a simple rule: "If we cannot co-opt it, we must destroy it."

It is the logic of "scorched earth." It's the logic of the Nero Decree and it's happening right now. 🧵
December 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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there are many reasons to reform s230 but none of these are it.

which means by definition anything they try to do to repeal s230 will miss the mark and backfire catastrophically if they aren't even thinking about the right problems.
The letter, signed by most of the S230 repeal bill sponsors, claims the following:

- S230 causes the grooming of US children and deepfake porn
- S230 means “drug traffickers are selling fentanyl-laced pills to teenagers”
- S230 caused body dysmorphia in youth
- S230 allows for terrorist recruitment
December 19, 2025 at 10:26 PM
flu, covid, and MMR in my left arm today 💉 ouchie
December 18, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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The richest man in the world bragging about starving people to death sounds like a plot from an over-the-top dystopian movie but that's what happened
December 17, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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The Trump comments about Rob Reiner are extra batshit because a few months ago people were getting fired and civil war was being threatened because some people dared to accurately describe Charlie Kirk's beliefs
December 15, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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The ravenous, all-consuming narcissism that has rotted the mind of this man requires that every event, every tragedy, every circumstance be ultimately about him. Others in the world do not exist as fully human; they operate only to validate Donald Trump. This is a gross display of mental illness.
Rob Reiner and his wife Michele Singer were murdered. This is how Trump decided to respond.
December 15, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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Michael Pratt hid the GirlsDoPorn sex trafficking ring in plain sight on PornHub. On the run from the FBI, an unexpected crew of ex-military, ex-intelligence officers and a lawyer tracked him down using his love of rare sneakers and crypto. For the first time, the group tells their story.
'She Turned Ghost White:' How a Ragtag Group of Friends Tracked Down a Sex Trafficking Ringleader
Michael Pratt hid a massive sex trafficking ring in plain sight on PornHub. On the run from the FBI, an unexpected crew of ex-military, ex-intelligence officers and a lawyer tracked him down using his...
www.404media.co
December 15, 2025 at 4:19 PM
has anyone tried today’s bonne maman advent jam flavor: mango ginger? i’m plotting the vehicle to deliver this. 😆
December 15, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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Sorry to ruin your day.
December 11, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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GLASHEEN: Antifa is our primary concern right now. That's the most immediate violent threat we're facing

BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?

GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now

THOMPSON: What does that mean?
December 11, 2025 at 3:51 PM
🆕
December 11, 2025 at 3:52 AM
i think this translates to = ADs
“we can make more for you and us with ads”
"Our deal basically provides a significant amount of synergies in sports rights that will be able to protect those linear properties."

- Paramount Skydance CEO David Ellison on why his hostile takeover offer for Warner Bros. Discovery is superior to the Netflix deal
December 8, 2025 at 3:40 PM
heck yeah
My fave tip for dev #swiftlang -> Linux, check how your Swift package compiles while on your mac w/ container:

container run -it -c 4 -m 8g \
-v "$(pwd):/src" -w src/ \
swift:6.2 sh -c "swift build"

(runs a Swift 6.2 image, gives it 4CPU and 8GB, mounts your PWD as "src", and builds)
December 4, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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No-strings-attached, zero-means-testing, no-questions-asked cash payouts have been proven, over and over again, to be the most effective form of charity/aid going.

It gets people in housing, and it saves the state money. We know this. It's fact, not theory.
An Oregon pilot program giving cash to homeless youths sees a staggering reduction in homelessness. The program gave participants $1,000 cash payments each month for two years, and at the end of the project's first phase, 91% of participants reported being in stable housing.
Oregon pilot program giving cash to homeless youths sees staggering reduction in homelessness
The state program gave participants $1,000 cash payments each month for two years. At the end of the project's first phase, 91% of participants reported being in stable housing.
www.streetroots.org
December 3, 2025 at 7:12 AM
🎉 10 years of open source Swift! A decade ago today, we opened Swift to the world with a simple blog post: swift.org/blog/welcome

What's grown since—thanks to an incredible community of contributors—has been extraordinary. Here's to the next ten years. 🧡
December 4, 2025 at 2:02 AM
the jury interviews from the puff case are abhorrent. dude says cassie deserved it - can’t have both ways he says. i’m sorry but anyone who watches that same video of him dragging cassie and kicking her and thinks it’s cassie’s fault needs to get checked out.
December 3, 2025 at 6:27 AM
hell yeah 🙂‍↔️
#yearinreview #alttext
December 3, 2025 at 3:36 AM
i started the bonne jam jars and chili crisp advent calendars a day early. 🙂‍↔️ both clocked in with absolute delights. about to do dec 2 now. (it’s close enough in PT!)
December 2, 2025 at 2:19 AM
there should be a mini golf rule that states everyone has to look away from the first player during their turn
December 1, 2025 at 3:59 AM
yall my org design brain is exploding in rainbows and kittens right now at this thread 😍
November 26, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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I need everybody to read this and understand what’s going on. These are spouses of US citizens in the country legally. They have entry clearance and green cards, they’ve passed background checks and have no criminal records. ICE is taking them anyway.

Gift link:

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
Green Card Interviews End in Handcuffs for Spouses of U.S. Citizens
www.nytimes.com
November 26, 2025 at 8:40 PM
today i dream of the egg everything bagel from bagel nosh in nyc 🥲 bless
November 25, 2025 at 2:52 PM