There's something needs to be said
And it's important
You don't need to be gay to stick up for your gay friends
You don't need to be trans to stick up for your trans friends
You don't need to be Jewish or muslim or Hindu or black or white
You only need to be good people
To stick up for your friends

I feel bad every time I have to go to work and leave her home alone. She got the puppydog eyes down to a science.

Suing Kendrick for having a superior diss track is something Kendrick would say Drake does in a diss track

Post dog bath cramped hair. I swear she only dries when whatever made up timer finishes. I can blow dry her for 30 minutes and she's still damp/wet.

what's the POINT of Black Friday if the sale isn't at least a whopping 75% off

Currently taking Kendrick's hot dog order and he's just SCREAMING it at me

She yearns for thumbs. She dreams of climbing. She plots against squirrels.

Olive let me sleep in today until 845 and it was glorious. Still way too fucking cold outside though.

despite all this, an underlying theme of hope

The cutest little asshole

What do I do when I finish all the fanfiction I have lined up to read? Do I just have to exist and be productive like an actual adult?

This is Olive. She is the bestest, sweetest almost 2 year old girl. She is also a reactive asshole who hates almost every man she's met and only a few women she's met.

sometimes I think about how weird music is. "ah yes, I enjoy listening to sounds sequenced in a specific way that triggers emotions in my brain." very normal

do you like Christmas music or do you just like 1940s and 1950s jazz and torch music and don’t realize it

i either read for 8 hours straight or don’t touch a book for 8 months there is no in between

i hope chappell roan is even meaner in 2025 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

It was the Busta Rhymes
It was the Wusta Rhymes