I feel bad every time I have to go to work and leave her home alone. She got the puppydog eyes down to a science.

Post dog bath cramped hair. I swear she only dries when whatever made up timer finishes. I can blow dry her for 30 minutes and she's still damp/wet.

She yearns for thumbs. She dreams of climbing. She plots against squirrels.

Olive let me sleep in today until 845 and it was glorious. Still way too fucking cold outside though.

The cutest little asshole

This is Olive. She is the bestest, sweetest almost 2 year old girl. She is also a reactive asshole who hates almost every man she's met and only a few women she's met.