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// canonically known as Elena //
// spiritually reborn as a married 20something fujoshi who spends too much of her time & money on card games made for children //
// she🏳️‍🌈her //
// live! theres nothing else you owe yourself other than to keep living!❤️
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if you play card games your options are:
-wotc: "we aim to be inclusive forever and always - INCLUDING towards landlords ❤️💜💝#loveislove"
-konami: "we fucking hate you. buy our shit and die"
-nintendo: "listen these kids are gonna beg their parents for it either way"
July 23, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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Team Rocket's Crobat ex
Ability: Bite Around
Once during your turn, when you play this card from your hand to evolve one of your Pkmn, you may put 2 damage counters on each of 2 of your opponent's Pkmn
DD- Lethal Return 120
You may put this Pokémon back into your hand (discard all cards attached)
April 6, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Leon draisatl injured why do i bother with this team im going to ki
April 4, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Maybe i should just make a porn priv on bluesky so i start using this app and stop using X The Everything App
April 4, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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Someone who knows please tell me: how is Babu Frik doing? Is he okay?
December 5, 2024 at 9:58 AM
sorry to the oomfs seeing me play oblivion at 3am i cant sleep
December 5, 2024 at 9:57 AM
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happy beatrice day
November 29, 2024 at 9:45 PM
Grok The Everything Orc
December 2, 2024 at 12:05 AM
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Picked up this little book of writers’ writing rituals, & I think most of em are liars — “up at dawn, 6 hours at my desk, followed by calisthenics, liquor, & reading edifying works.” But David Lynch delivers the goods.
November 24, 2024 at 6:57 PM
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I feel like I need to be thrown in jail for reading this I'm sorry I'm sorry
November 24, 2024 at 8:20 PM
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terapagos ex players consider playing 1-1 fearow/spearow as an option going 2nd. Turns fan rotom + 1 energy into search deck for 3 cards
November 23, 2024 at 4:55 PM
Repost From X The Everything App
November 24, 2024 at 3:04 AM
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see a butt. post a butt 🍑
November 23, 2024 at 11:14 PM
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We believe in Stu @oilersnation.bsky.social
November 23, 2024 at 6:15 PM
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November 23, 2024 at 5:47 AM
The hitler particles are off the chart
I’m gonna stuff you in a locker
November 23, 2024 at 5:51 PM
terapagos ex players consider playing 1-1 fearow/spearow as an option going 2nd. Turns fan rotom + 1 energy into search deck for 3 cards
November 23, 2024 at 4:55 PM
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Sylas!
November 22, 2024 at 7:01 AM
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"If a woman doesn't look woman enough to a Republican, they want to be able to inspect your genitals to use a bathroom? It's disgusting.

Everyone should reject it completely... they're endangering women, they're endangering girls of all kind, and everyone should reject it. It's gross." - AOC
November 21, 2024 at 2:44 AM
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i fucking love onis
#東方Project
November 19, 2024 at 12:14 AM
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Unemployed mfs (me) seeing this as a sign to beat off and play Fortnite again:
a lego man in a tuxedo is standing in front of a crowd of people
ALT: a lego man in a tuxedo is standing in front of a crowd of people
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2024 at 3:13 AM
oilers special teams play well challenge
November 19, 2024 at 1:15 AM
November 18, 2024 at 8:38 AM
it will be unfortunate when the masses realize bsky = reddit
November 18, 2024 at 8:35 AM
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Hirohiko Araki on the evil of AI art in today's "world of con artists". He worries about the impact AI-generated fakes will have on manga. He recently saw an AI image and was shocked at its similarity to his art style.
- Hirohiko Araki's New Manga Techniques (November 15, 2024)
November 16, 2024 at 9:54 PM