Papa 9-1-1
@papa911.bsky.social
Drag lover (and sometimes performer), writer, hairless cat apologist
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Met someone at a party the other evening who told me what her favourite Shirley Temple film was within the first 15 minutes of conversation, unprompted. Managed not to grab her by the lapels and scream BE MY FRIEND, which I find tends to put people off.
September 30, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Met someone at a party the other evening who told me what her favourite Shirley Temple film was within the first 15 minutes of conversation, unprompted. Managed not to grab her by the lapels and scream BE MY FRIEND, which I find tends to put people off.
Woke up with Energy from Renaissance stuck in my head and now I’m desperately missing the summer of ‘22
August 14, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Woke up with Energy from Renaissance stuck in my head and now I’m desperately missing the summer of ‘22
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Genuinely incredible that she's saying this with 2 accused rapists on either side of her
Bondi: "Let me be crystal clear: crime in DC is ending and ending today."
August 11, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Genuinely incredible that she's saying this with 2 accused rapists on either side of her
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Kosher? I hardly know ‘er! 🐷
August 7, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Kosher? I hardly know ‘er! 🐷
Someone I freelanced for left the “ask ChatGPT” line at the end of her slack message to me.
She was confirming an assignment deadline. Two sentences.
She was confirming an assignment deadline. Two sentences.
Having a robot write irrelevant emails for you sounds great and inconsequential in theory but it’s unsurprising to me how quickly people have moved the goalposts to having the robot write anything for you that would require personality or emotional labor
August 6, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Someone I freelanced for left the “ask ChatGPT” line at the end of her slack message to me.
She was confirming an assignment deadline. Two sentences.
She was confirming an assignment deadline. Two sentences.
At Least I’m hot is my fav and of course Towa is on it because how could she not be
August 1, 2025 at 5:44 PM
At Least I’m hot is my fav and of course Towa is on it because how could she not be
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Reaching rent has been EXTREMELY hard and stressful these days. Can you help me get the drop on it BEFORE a last minute panic?
$700 due Sunday morning. #PleaseShare, and help if possible? With my complex disabilities, my life depends on housing!
#MutualAidRequest
#DisabilityCrowdFund
#HelpSky
$700 due Sunday morning. #PleaseShare, and help if possible? With my complex disabilities, my life depends on housing!
#MutualAidRequest
#DisabilityCrowdFund
#HelpSky
Multiply disabled heart patient in need of support!
$700 rent weekly, due 11AM Sundays
$300 monthly bills (phone, storage)
Please help if you can? I cannot survive the street AT ALL- need hygiene and privacy to eat and sleep.
paypal.com/donate/?hosted_button_id=EL5EB7BDZ3GTW
cash.app/$FalcoSkyWolf
$700 rent weekly, due 11AM Sundays
$300 monthly bills (phone, storage)
Please help if you can? I cannot survive the street AT ALL- need hygiene and privacy to eat and sleep.
paypal.com/donate/?hosted_button_id=EL5EB7BDZ3GTW
cash.app/$FalcoSkyWolf
July 29, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Reaching rent has been EXTREMELY hard and stressful these days. Can you help me get the drop on it BEFORE a last minute panic?
$700 due Sunday morning. #PleaseShare, and help if possible? With my complex disabilities, my life depends on housing!
#MutualAidRequest
#DisabilityCrowdFund
#HelpSky
$700 due Sunday morning. #PleaseShare, and help if possible? With my complex disabilities, my life depends on housing!
#MutualAidRequest
#DisabilityCrowdFund
#HelpSky
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Mamdani: I would say that for the former governor to have spent an entire day speaking almost exclusively about me and barely about the New Yorkers who have been killed is indicative of the very politics New Yorkers want to leave in the past.
July 30, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Mamdani: I would say that for the former governor to have spent an entire day speaking almost exclusively about me and barely about the New Yorkers who have been killed is indicative of the very politics New Yorkers want to leave in the past.
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Pedro Pascal spoke up for trans rights and has been targeted with a smear campaign as a result. False allegations lobbed by TERFs have since become a meme and entered the YouTube podcast sphere—not unlike the previous anti-MeToo smear campaigns I’ve covered.
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The Pedro Pascal smear campaign
And sexual harassment allegations against a leftist influencer.
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July 29, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Pedro Pascal spoke up for trans rights and has been targeted with a smear campaign as a result. False allegations lobbed by TERFs have since become a meme and entered the YouTube podcast sphere—not unlike the previous anti-MeToo smear campaigns I’ve covered.
spitfirenews.com/p/pedro-pasc...
spitfirenews.com/p/pedro-pasc...
10 years since BRAT came out and changed summer forever. What was your favorite song from back in the day?
July 26, 2025 at 1:26 PM
10 years since BRAT came out and changed summer forever. What was your favorite song from back in the day?
How many of them are there
73 year old Senator John Kennedy freezes mid-sentence on national TV
July 24, 2025 at 10:32 PM
How many of them are there
Wow this sums up how I’ve been feeling lately, beautifully
Not gonna get the phrasing exactly right but remember recently seeing someone say America was organizing itself into "a series of velvet ropes" and I can't see anything else, just endless tiers of pay-to-play with no chance to actually summit
July 24, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Wow this sums up how I’ve been feeling lately, beautifully
Help why do all the posters look like budget video game covers
July 23, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Help why do all the posters look like budget video game covers
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having biscoff cookies for breakfast because I’m an adult with free will.
July 20, 2025 at 3:52 PM
having biscoff cookies for breakfast because I’m an adult with free will.
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Me: “I don’t know how to be popular online”
Also me: “wow people seem to really like when I post 🍑 and 🦶…anyway here’s a hot take no one asked for”
Also me: “wow people seem to really like when I post 🍑 and 🦶…anyway here’s a hot take no one asked for”
July 17, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Me: “I don’t know how to be popular online”
Also me: “wow people seem to really like when I post 🍑 and 🦶…anyway here’s a hot take no one asked for”
Also me: “wow people seem to really like when I post 🍑 and 🦶…anyway here’s a hot take no one asked for”
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In a major precedent setting move, a Canadian federal judge blocked the deportation of a nonbinary US citizen because the Canadian immigration office failed to adequately assess the conditions for LGBTQ people since Trump took office.
archive.ph/Q722T
archive.ph/Q722T
July 16, 2025 at 4:54 PM
In a major precedent setting move, a Canadian federal judge blocked the deportation of a nonbinary US citizen because the Canadian immigration office failed to adequately assess the conditions for LGBTQ people since Trump took office.
archive.ph/Q722T
archive.ph/Q722T
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Cuomo announces his general election run by proving the Mamdani sauce ain't so easy to cook up on the spot with half the ingredients
July 14, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Cuomo announces his general election run by proving the Mamdani sauce ain't so easy to cook up on the spot with half the ingredients
They don’t seem to understand that we’re not worried about rich peoples’ well being
Across various private New York Facebook groups viewed by CNN – such as those for residents of the Upper East Side – some users have anonymously discussed potential plans to move out of the city following Zohran Mamdani’s primary win. cnn.it/3IpkOjr
July 14, 2025 at 4:09 PM
They don’t seem to understand that we’re not worried about rich peoples’ well being
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Good :)
Across various private New York Facebook groups viewed by CNN – such as those for residents of the Upper East Side – some users have anonymously discussed potential plans to move out of the city following Zohran Mamdani’s primary win. cnn.it/3IpkOjr
July 14, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Good :)
I don’t think I’ve seen trains move this slow
July 12, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I don’t think I’ve seen trains move this slow
I don’t think I’ve ever been more physically, mentally, and emotionally drained.
July 11, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I don’t think I’ve ever been more physically, mentally, and emotionally drained.
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“Being forced to hire attorneys to simply prevent the former governor of New York from abusing you legally with taxpayer money is, is a sentence that you kind of can’t really believe exists in the wild, right?” Lindsey Boylan said in an interview with MJ Lee of @cnn.com www.cnn.com/2025/07/10/p...
Andrew Cuomo has spent millions on his legal defense against his #MeToo accusers. New York taxpayers are footing the bill | CNN Politics
The state has expensed more than $20.5 million for the legal defense of Andrew Cuomo and several officials who worked in the executive chamber.
www.cnn.com
July 10, 2025 at 5:11 PM
“Being forced to hire attorneys to simply prevent the former governor of New York from abusing you legally with taxpayer money is, is a sentence that you kind of can’t really believe exists in the wild, right?” Lindsey Boylan said in an interview with MJ Lee of @cnn.com www.cnn.com/2025/07/10/p...
Every time im honest about not liking something i get told im “ruining peoples fun”…
Yall care too much about what other people think
Yall care too much about what other people think
July 11, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Every time im honest about not liking something i get told im “ruining peoples fun”…
Yall care too much about what other people think
Yall care too much about what other people think